I Love Blind Items ! #1

[Jennika]

Well Marcia Cross is recently married no? However she's not in her 30's though I do think she quite wants a baby. However Marcia Cross doing anything would be a BIG shock.

she's not in her30's (she's 42) and she's already preggy... so it's not her for sure


I've heard rumours that j-lo indulges in speedy substances, but she looks too healthy to have a crack habit. she's also not a newlywed either anymore.

 

[Jennika]

JANET CHARLTON 10/22
This newlywed bride is absolutely DESPERATE to get pregnant. She's been having fertility treatments, but the result so far has only been a miscarriage. Family is very important to her and she feels a baby is the only thing her marriage lacks. What's her problem? Her problem isn't WEIGHT - she's not abnormally thin. Her problem isn't AGE - she's still in her thirties. Her problem isn't her HUSBAND- he's functioning normally. Her problem is her addiction to crack. .

what about Pamela Anderson?

 

[brokenenglish]

^ Have you seen her lately? I would believe it.

 

[chantal]

Good guess Jennika! I could believe it from the recent candids...*shudder**

 

[MyNameIs]

I automaticaly thought Nicole Kidman.

 

[Harumi]

^Kidman is underweight. I think she is on sleeping pill and antidepressant not on crack.

 

[Meg]

ah pam anderson, it must be. I agree, it would have been nicole except for the weight comment.

 

[Harumi]

^for some reason your wording cracked me up.

 

[brokenenglish]

Is she really considered A list though?

 

[zembla]

I think so...she sure is treated like it and works with the right people in the industry. If you put aside the tabloid Lindsay, she is somewhat respected for her acting.

 

[caryanne]

eonline.com

Slurpa Pop-Off, you're such the hustlin' hussy! I dare say, I think this twisted gal gets off on stealing other people's men and watching them suffer. Sick, ain't it? (Yet so Hollywood—yech!) Get a load of Slurpa's latest little pork-and-run plans:

Slurpa recently had an altercation, of sorts, with a gal whose former guy Slurpa is currently suckin' face with all over town. Then, this past weekend, S.P.O. flew her Hell-Ay coop for a little fun 'n' sun away from home in another city known for its, uh, devilish diversions.

And come Monday, after Slurp's supposedly wild weekend, pics were everywhere of her getting down and dirty with not one, but two questionably doable dudes. Looks like the media fell for her photo-op spit-swap sessions hook, line and deadline-prone sinker.

'Cause it turns out Pop-Off's canoodling for the cameras was planned and pretend. Why's that? Well, to distract from the drama surrounding her and her reported latest amigo, evidently. Are ya with me? Doesn't matter, we're almost to the end here.

A bathroom birdie in said city of delightful diversion overheard Slurpa yakking on her phone that she'd temporarily kicked her b-f to the curb 'cause he was too much trouble, but she might just take him back when he rekindles things with his former flame.

Girlfriend, you are cold. In more ways than one, I hear...

 

[brokenenglish]

^ Paris Hilton for sure

-Slurpa recently had an altercation, of sorts, with a gal whose former guy Slurpa is currently suckin' face with all over town- Shanna and Travis and all that drama

-Then, this past weekend, S.P.O. flew her Hell-Ay coop for a little fun 'n' sun away from home in another city known for its, uh, devilish diversions. - Paris and Travis went to Amsterdan together

 

[Harumi]

eonline.com

Slurpa Pop-Off, you're such the hustlin' hussy! I dare say, I think this twisted gal gets off on stealing other people's men and watching them suffer. Sick, ain't it? (Yet so Hollywood—yech!) Get a load of Slurpa's latest little pork-and-run plans:

Slurpa recently had an altercation, of sorts, with a gal whose former guy Slurpa is currently suckin' face with all over town. Then, this past weekend, S.P.O. flew her Hell-Ay coop for a little fun 'n' sun away from home in another city known for its, uh, devilish diversions.

And come Monday, after Slurp's supposedly wild weekend, pics were everywhere of her getting down and dirty with not one, but two questionably doable dudes. Looks like the media fell for her photo-op spit-swap sessions hook, line and deadline-prone sinker.

'Cause it turns out Pop-Off's canoodling for the cameras was planned and pretend. Why's that? Well, to distract from the drama surrounding her and her reported latest amigo, evidently. Are ya with me? Doesn't matter, we're almost to the end here.

A bathroom birdie in said city of delightful diversion overheard Slurpa yakking on her phone that she'd temporarily kicked her b-f to the curb 'cause he was too much trouble, but she might just take him back when he rekindles things with his former flame.

Girlfriend, you are cold. In more ways than one, I hear...

Whoever wrote that, I don't think English is his mother language...
And agreed, it's Hilton.

 

[calim00nchild]

From Oh No They Didn't:



La Lohan?

Agreed! She broke her wrist and was on pain meds for that, no doubt. And she probably just never went off of them.

 

[Meg]

The slurpa one is definately Hilton. I'm pretty sure she's been referred to before as Slurpa.

Either way, the other one has to be Lohan and she's definately considered A-list.

 

[brokenenglish]

I think the one thought to be Lohan could be anybody really...
it's very vague.

 

[Boluda]

can you guys explain to me what the concept of blind items is
who releases these things, how reliable are they

 

[zembla]

Lainey Gossip:

Homewrecking in Canada

First a waitress in Toronto, then across the Canadian coast to Vancouver?

Why is my country producing such low class trash???


Also a restaurant employee, at a joint in Vancouver well known for extremely attractive servers, one in particular allegedly carried on an affair with the newly single sunkissed blonde with the sunkissed children and the very sunkissed popular soon-to-be ex wife for the duration of his last shoot in town.


Hate to gloat but I told you so...and will you finally believe me when I tell you that everyone in Hollywood is full of sh*t???

Ryan obviously...he's going to be slaughtered in this divorce for his cheating and Reese will walk away America's Sweetheart.

 

[Alliecat]

can you guys explain to me what the concept of blind items is
who releases these things, how reliable are they

They are released by various 'gossip columnists' some more reliable than others. They're blind because no one is named specifically but usually there are clues through the post, kind of like a cryptic crossword.

As for reliablity - it depends on the differnet postee - some are so cryptic it could be just about any male/female and seem like filler, others are very close to the bone and I guess may well be manipulated by PR machines.

 

[brokenenglish]

What about Sienna Miller for the second one.....
since that didn't say again.