I Love Blind Items ! #1

[cric-croc]

gosh, i have no idea...

 

[sweetcandy]

Jude Law? He has been looking rough lately...

 

[brokenenglish]

^ Very true.

 

[Meg]

ooh Jude Law is good because they say he's always hung with a 'hedonist and eclectic bunch' which would apply to him most definately and not to Matthew Broderick

 

[brokenenglish]

^ I think it's him no doubt.
His looks are starting to go and that can be a sign of heavy use.
And you know that whole crowd he was/is part of has kids and that doesn't stop them.

As far as Sienna being more famous it could be.
The Edie movie is getting her alot of press at the moment....
that and that she seems to sleep with all her costars.

 

[Alexandra8715]

Sienna and Jude aren't together anymore. I love this thread never knew i was such a gossip ho.

 

[IheartNY]

from www.socialitelife.com

Which wild-child songstress (whose initials aren't L.L.) is enjoying the single life with a vengeance? "She's just spent a week absolutely stoned out of her mind, and all the guys she hooks up with have steady girlfriends," says a snitch. "The worst thing is her mother parties with her, watching her getting so drunk she's almost carried outta clubs." (Gatecrasher)

Self-Lovin' Sally: I don't hate Sally because she's beautiful. I just want to pull her hair (or better yet, her false eyelashes), because she's so insistent on being the belle of the ball. Gag. Let me explain. Whenever Sally hits a soiree, she makes absolutely sure she is the last one to arrive on the red carpet--because only losers and Z-listers show up early, you see. You gotta make reporters wait for you if you're an A-lister, and, oh, Lordy, do we ever wait. On many occasions, Sally has waited in a parked limo right next to the red carpet (how's that for moronic?) until an hour after the last celebrity has gone inside, just to make sure we all know she's the queen bee. Then, when she finally emerges, it's as if Sally has fire ants in her Spanx, because she scurries past reporters, granting only one or two lightning-quick interviews. Meanwhile, if a single hair is out of place, one of her handlers (there are many) will jump in front of her, blocking the camera, to fix it. Mid-interview. As if this were normal. This is divine divadom at its finest, y'all. Take it from a diva who knows! [E! Online]

Ashlee Simpson and J-Lo?

 

[cric-croc]

oh, what a nice lady.....

 

[Harumi]

^ I think it's him no doubt.
His looks are starting to go and that can be a sign of heavy use.
And you know that whole crowd he was/is part of has kids and that doesn't stop them.

I still don't buy it. Most of the people you refer to are not hand down parents. They let their kids mainly to nannies or to expensive boarding schools. Jude is like always with his kids.

 

[Harumi]

Ashlee Simpson

I have never ever heard of the Simpson's mother. I didn't even knew she was still alive.

Anyway, this item has Paris Hilton written all over it. Her mom is just as trashy as she is.

 

[Alexandra8715]

from www.socialitelife.com

Which wild-child songstress (whose initials aren't L.L.) is enjoying the single life with a vengeance? "She's just spent a week absolutely stoned out of her mind, and all the guys she hooks up with have steady girlfriends," says a snitch. "The worst thing is her mother parties with her, watching her getting so drunk she's almost carried outta clubs." (Gatecrasher)

It seems strange that this isn't Lindsay Lohan as she has just spent the past week in London partying really hard and we all know her mum isn't very responsible. I can only ever think of really obvious celebrities.

 

[ladyday]

from www.socialitelife.com

Which wild-child songstress (whose initials aren't L.L.) is enjoying the single life with a vengeance? "She's just spent a week absolutely stoned out of her mind, and all the guys she hooks up with have steady girlfriends," says a snitch. "The worst thing is her mother parties with her, watching her getting so drunk she's almost carried outta clubs." (Gatecrasher)

Self-Lovin' Sally: I don't hate Sally because she's beautiful. I just want to pull her hair (or better yet, her false eyelashes), because she's so insistent on being the belle of the ball. Gag. Let me explain. Whenever Sally hits a soiree, she makes absolutely sure she is the last one to arrive on the red carpet--because only losers and Z-listers show up early, you see. You gotta make reporters wait for you if you're an A-lister, and, oh, Lordy, do we ever wait. On many occasions, Sally has waited in a parked limo right next to the red carpet (how's that for moronic?) until an hour after the last celebrity has gone inside, just to make sure we all know she's the queen bee. Then, when she finally emerges, it's as if Sally has fire ants in her Spanx, because she scurries past reporters, granting only one or two lightning-quick interviews. Meanwhile, if a single hair is out of place, one of her handlers (there are many) will jump in front of her, blocking the camera, to fix it. Mid-interview. As if this were normal. This is divine divadom at its finest, y'all. Take it from a diva who knows! [E! Online]

Ashlee Simpson and J-Lo?

For the first blind item, Britney Spears was the first that name that popped into my head. It would make sence, too...I'm sure any mother would celebrate her daughter breaking up with "K-Fed"

 

[brokenenglish]

I still don't buy it. Most of the people you refer to are not hand down parents. They let their kids mainly to nannies or to expensive boarding schools. Jude is like always with his kids.

I don't really follow Jude so I don't know...
I still think it's reffering to him though.

 

[brokenenglish]

Sienna and Jude aren't together anymore. I love this thread never knew i was such a gossip ho.

Me either! .,...
and this is a great thread and I love the people here.

 

[brokenenglish]

from www.socialitelife.com

Which wild-child songstress (whose initials aren't L.L.) is enjoying the single life with a vengeance? "She's just spent a week absolutely stoned out of her mind, and all the guys she hooks up with have steady girlfriends," says a snitch. "The worst thing is her mother parties with her, watching her getting so drunk she's almost carried outta clubs." (Gatecrasher)

How old is this item?...
Sounds like it could be Britney but I hope not...
seeing as she has two small children.
Has her mom been travelling with her?

 

[swizzlekiss0125]

i'm gonna say paris, especially since we've already seen pics of her clubbing with her mom, and they specifically mentioned lindsay lohan, who i usually hear about paris in connection with (i can't remember if they're friends or feuding ;-))

 

[xmodel citizen]

For the first, I'm feeling Jessica Simpson or Britney! No clue on the 2nd, I'm sure many celebs could fit this bill!

 

[mellowdrama]

Sienna and Jude aren't together anymore. I love this thread never knew i was such a gossip ho.

Don't ever leave, gossip ho...as for this last tidbit, I have no idea. I'd say just send "Get Well Soon!" cards to every drugged, aging, bisexual fading star you think it may be. I can't afford the postage, myself; perhaps all of us here can an start a 501(c)(3) non-profit to send condolence cards to Blind Item Hollywood. They suffer, and they don't have names: We cannot stand idly by.

 

[tott]

 

[mellowdrama]

Dear (Jude, Tom, Matthew, et al.

I heard the news from Ted and I'm so deeply, deeply sorry. We've all been there--aging, addicted, casually bisexual, surrounded with sycophants--but the true indignity is being so predictably boring and indiscernible from one another that no one can even guess who we are in the blind item pages.

Don't worry. Things will get better. We at the Fashion Spot gossip pages are all behind you! Just in the future, f**k up really uniquely and ridiculously so we can easily guess who you are, Ted can write better copy, and we can all rest in thoroughly unglamourous anonymity.

Get Well Soon!

The Fashion Spot Gossipmongers' Charitable Trust