I Love Blind Items ! #1

[Meg]

I thought maybe the one people thought al and star was possible Keith Urban? It was just the broomstick thing that made me think of nicole kidman...

And I thought heath ledger for the one that a lot of people thought kate and orlando for....

Finally, the stick thin boy celeb is definately matthew perry.

 

[brokenenglish]

It's Heath Ledger, for sure. "Wrangler" - cowboy talk, Brokeback Mountain. "Knight" - he was in a Knight's Tale.

That makes alot of sense...
and I just read the other day an interview with Jason Lee ( Earl- my name is Earl) and he said he was at a party at Heath's once and he called his "dealer"...
then he went onto say how dissappointed he was in him.
I think that incident was before Michelle/Matilda though.

 

[sssanguine]

heath ledger for sure. supposed family man.

knight= was in knight's tale.
wrangler= brokeback mountain

 

[cosmogrl5]

"Not So Blind Item" is right. I mean, I could see this one from Jupiter!

Not So Blind Item

What drama queen planted a recent item in Page Six??? Sources tell PerezHilton.com that the fiery star is embarrassed that her boyfriend dumped her and had her camp place the blurb. Additionally, the hot Greek shipping heir who she's most recently been linked to think she's "pathetic and press hungry," sources tell us.

source: perezhilton

 

[zembla]

Perez seems to hate Lindsay right now...I'm so over his Paris love...she's just as desperate.

 

[brokenenglish]

Yes...it's very obvious that is a fake blind item made up by him to make his "cousin" Paris look better.

This is like Hollywood High School isn't it?....
I swear my elementary grade neices are more mature than these folks.

 

[cosmogrl5]

Not So Blind Item
(perezhilton.com)
What prone to be shirtless actor has been wearing a lot of bandanas lately to cover up the fact that he's had some hair plugs put in? And, this is not the sweaty star's first time getting transplants! Wonder what his Amigos think about this?

Totally Matthew McConaughey.

 

[Meg]

It could be harry and lindsay because it seems like them BUT he is supposed to be reknowned as clean cut and anti-party and the whole thing was he was trying to calm her down. So that doesn't really fit.

edit: Maybe nicole and brody? Seeing as all the couples mentioned are either married or quite close it seems like it would be quite a serious couple.

 

[zembla]

It could be harry and lindsay because it seems like them BUT he is supposed to be reknowned as clean cut and anti-party and the whole thing was he was trying to calm her down. So that doesn't really fit.

edit: Maybe nicole and brody? Seeing as all the couples mentioned are either married or quite close it seems like it would be quite a serious couple.

I was thinking of Nicole and Brody...Both of them really do nothing professionally...

Or Jessica Alba and Cash Warren...

 

[Meg]

Jessica and Cash is a good idea but there has to be something about her putting him on the map. Him maybe wanting to go into acting? And life imitating art. Has any girl been in a movie about this?

 

[mellowdrama]

But he adores her. And she adores *it*. And they adore doing it together… A LOT.

Maybe "she" really means "he", "he" stands in for "it", and *it* actually signifies "you, the gossipmonger.":

"It adores him. And he adores you, the gossipmonger. And they adore doing you, the gossipmonger, together...ALOT."

So all that's left is caring who "you" are, and what "do" means in the context of this sentence. Good Luck!

 

[brokenenglish]

^ The first one is Nicole/Brody for sure....
He's been calling her Pixie Mixie forever.

 

[Meg]

oh I thought pixie mixie was lindsay?! But brody makes a bit more sense b/c he was semi famous before nicole whereas harry hardly was in the tabs.

 

[sabrina2]

^^ Yeah, and his "halfhearted stab at the spotlight" definitely is that reality show he was in...Princes of Malibu or something? I can see them being just friends, I never totally bought it. Plus he does kind of have thin lips

 

[Jennika]

oh I thought pixie mixie was lindsay?! .

I believe Lindsay is "Morgan Mayham" in ted's blind vices

 

[Meg]

ah right, thanks

 

[Meg]

hmmm that is a good suggestion....but Nicole and Brody just broke up.....

 

[*Princesse*]

Could it be Mischa & Cisco Adler? Didn't Mischa's character have those sorts of problems in The OC?

Don't know about the 'matching cheekbones' thing though.

That could be true, but did Mischa put Cisco on the map? Mischa's cheekbones are always being talked about, but I can't remember what Cisco looks like.

 

[zembla]

New one from Lainey:

The Non-Marital Bed

A groom with a rumoured roving eye and perhaps an requited heart? Well... disrespecting your elders is one thing but disrespecting your vows may be another entirely.

It's that age old debate, you know?

What is emotional cheating anyway? Is it considered emotional cheating when you can't throw away the bed you used to share with the love of your life - the one you DIDN'T marry? Is it emotional cheating when you keep a custom made 4 poster extra King locked in storage and cannot bear to give it away? Is it emotional cheating to hang on such things but sleep next to another? Is it emotional cheating to go on a rip roaring rage upon discovering that the ex has moved on? With marriage prospects of her own? To fall into a funk, despite the carefully choreographed photo opps of the warring women in your life?

Just asking...


And it's NOT Brad Pitt.

 

[Alliecat]

^Woah - thats pretty full on.