I Love Blind Items ! #1

[dajrekshn]

But as usual in Hollywood, life is not as it's portrayed:
Sock-It isn't only sticking it to his wife (painfully so), but other babes in town, as well. And he likes 'em young, too. Legal of course, but youthful, vibrant and frisky. Maybe that's because that way, these conquests of Sock-It's are too naïve to know that a married alcoholic with a ****fetish and a penchant for slapping up his women isn't exactly a winner.
As for Sleaze's wife? Oh she knows what's going on. But this babe has such history with her man she's not going anywhere. Besides, she's caught in that hideous trap. The one Rihanna had hopes of climbing out of. Maybe she still does?
All women run when you see Sock-It lurching your way...to the police if you have to!

And it aint: David D., Sean P., Ben A.

 

[dajrekshn]

Wicked whispers:

Which very taken Oscar winner has been sending lots of flowers to a pretty fashion publicist?

 

[sweetcandy]

Sock-It-to-You Sleazewad = Josh Brolin?

 

[BadHairDay]

The sock-it-to-you-sleazewad item is horrible. No idea who it is though; it could be any number of straight married actors really...

EDIT just saw sweetcandy's post, good guess..

 

[Navygreen]

Dear Ted:
How would you say Judas Jack-Off compares to an actor like Michael C. Hall?
—Sadie, Vancouver

Dear Dex-Off:
He seems a bit shrimpier than MCH. But I think they have some things in common. Like costars.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/32414477.html
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/34038388.html

This Judas Jack-Off guy is very toned, good-looking, hot, has/had an affair with a co-star and used to/is a co-star of Michael C. Hall..

I checked imdb and I got these so far:

Gerry Butler
Milo Ventimiglia
Peter Facinelli

If you believe Ted, that is.

 

[dajrekshn]

i think he meant that they had same costars, not that they were costars, dunno.

 

[BadHairDay]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it meant that JJO and MCH have a co-star in common, (ie they have both worked with the same actor) not that they were co-stars

 

[bliss_]

1. Which reality TV star carries a bag containing $65,000 with him at all times? He never leaves home without his stash, and it's always exactly $65,000. When asked about his loot, he just says "you never know" when he might need to make a hasty exit.

2. Which TV comedian's career may be on the downward spiral as his dependence on downers takes over? Word on the street is that he's got a soft spot for Vicodin. Lots of it.

3. Which celebrity couple is nicknamed "Bye-bi STI" for their habit of picking up men or women for threesomes... and leaving them with sexually transmitted infections?

4. Which tween star, who usually makes a point of being seen with cute boy stars, surprised sources last week when she was spotted drinking and dancing only with girls? According to some of the girls there, our mystery lady is "curious" and "exploring her options.."

5. Which starlet's constant state of inebriation is causing problems in her marriage? Her hubby hates having to physically remove her from nightclubs...

6. Which infamous party girl, prone to giddy highs and crashing lows, gulps down copious amounts of mood-enhancing soft drink throughout the day to keep her spirits up? She's said to be addicted to one that contains caffeine, another that suppresses appetite and a third that enhances libido...

7. Which popstar has confessed to pals that she relies on alcohol to give her confidence and that she's "drunk most of the time" when she's on stage?

8. Which sleazy star of a top-rating show is being sued by a former production staffer for alleged sexual battery and harassment? The actor allegedly squeezed and placed his face on the plaintiff's breasts, kissed her on the mouth, and caressed the back of her body whilst making icky moaning sounds.

9. Which male pop star is desperate to have a baby with his gay lover? The singer recently started IVF procedures with a surrogate and rumour has it she may already be expecting. The star already had a son by the same surrogate about a year ago...

nwmagazine

 

[before]

2. drew carey?
4. demi lavato?
9. clay aiken

 

[December_25th]

7 sounds like Britney

re: 8 - I thought Henry Ian Cusick (Desmond) from Lost was being sued by a former production staff member for sexual harassmant. That'd be one guess.

 

[bohemian babe]

3. Which celebrity couple is nicknamed "Bye-bi STI" for their habit of picking up men or women for threesomes... and leaving them with sexually transmitted infections?

thats nasty!!

4. Which tween star, who usually makes a point of being seen with cute boy stars, surprised sources last week when she was spotted drinking and dancing only with girls? According to some of the girls there, our mystery lady is "curious" and "exploring her options.."

id say demi lovato too

6. Which infamous party girl, prone to giddy highs and crashing lows, gulps down copious amounts of mood-enhancing soft drink throughout the day to keep her spirits up? She's said to be addicted to one that contains caffeine, another that suppresses appetite and a third that enhances libido...

this is not a BI, its lilo, weve seen her carrying lots and lots of these soft drinks, especially one that enhances libido one or two weeks ago

8. Which sleazy star of a top-rating show is being sued by a former production staffer for alleged sexual battery and harassment? The actor allegedly squeezed and placed his face on the plaintiff's breasts, kissed her on the mouth, and caressed the back of her body whilst making icky moaning sounds.

this is not a BI too, its desmond

 

[Navygreen]

#7 sounds like GaGa
#6 obviously Lindsay
#8 obviously Desmond

 

[Harumi]

This is a blind related to the Rihanna nudes pics.
It's about Janet.

From Panache Report:

Sex images of Rihanna and Cassie were recently leaked last weekend. The difference between them and another black female celebrity (will not reveal which field) is money.
This particular black female celebrity and her significant other had checked into a luxurious hotel suite.
Unbeknownst to them, a low level hotel employee got access to their information, including which suite they would be staying in.
Before they arrived, he rigged up a video recorder inside a vent; located in the master suite.
After they checked out, he retrieved the camera and tape.
He had good identifiable footage of them having sex (freaky, deviate).
He got in contact with an online "sex tape broker," they negotiated a price and a document was faxed stating, that the seller could not release duplicates of the tape ever, the seller signed the agreement. Money was wired and the broker received the tape.
The broker contacted someone in the industry who knew the couple and told them, get word to the couple I've purchase a sex tape (of them), if they want it off the market (internet), they will have to honor my price.
The couple paid a fixer $1 million dollars to act as an rep. Not only was the tape purchased (for reportedly $1.5 million dollars) and returned to the couple, the hotel employee was tracked down. When he was threatened with police action, he turned over additional copies he had in a nearby safe. Despite signing that agreement, he still kept copies to show friends.
Next, the fixer got a list of his friends, when he was assured they didn't have copies, he closed the case.
To this day, that tape has never resurfaced and no copies are known to be existence.
If that tape would have ever been released to the public, it would have been the biggest sex tape scandal in history. That's why the broker was able to negotiate top dollar! Outside of Paris Hilton's sex tape, this is the most expensive black sex tape.
Unfortunately, Rihanna and Cassie are new to the game, and don't have the funds to afford a million dollar fixer to act on their behalf. If an A-list fixer would have been brought in, their sex images would have never seen the light of day.
Who is the mega rich female celebrity who paid a grand total of $2.5 million (broker and fixer fees) for it to disappear permanently?

 

[lokert]

how about oprah winfrey ?

 

[bohemian babe]

Why nit beyonce?

 

[Navygreen]

Why nit beyonce?

Because Jay-Z [according to groupies anyway] doesn't even know how to use "it" properly, nevermind be a deviant freak in bed. Lol.

 

[Harumi]

how about oprah winfrey ?

Lmao! I love that!
You made my day with that mental image.

 

[bohemian babe]

Because Jay-Z [according to groupies anyway] doesn't even know how to use "it" properly, nevermind be a deviant freak in bed. Lol.

What?!! Details! Details!!

 

[Navygreen]

What?!! Details! Details!!

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/34018558.html

 

[dajrekshn]

ted's hints on that sleaazed BI:

Sock-It-To-You Sleazewad is riding high lately thanks to his role's getting as good as his record for roughing up women

And Friday's #blindvice so about recently A-list creep