Here are some more from Lainey's Entertainment Update that are stumping me:
She risked so much for love. She gave up a LOT. Pride, respect, dignity, professional reputation - you name it, she lost it and she's losing it. But for a while there, it was worth the sacrifice. They were happy. Until just before the holidays when she noticed an unmistakeable chill. At first she thought it was the stress of being apart, on different film sets. But then he came home and it got worse. A familiar pattern it seems. He was losing interest and she became more desperate to regain his attention. First it was the phone calls and that escalated to extreme clingyness…to the point where he had to tell her to back off. So recently, she started self medicating. Sleeping pills, uppers, weed, alcohol - the consumption is rising and people are getting worried. Because it's affecting her professionally. A few late calls, delayed shoots, fumbled lines. People are starting to talk. Which is why a couple of concerned friends asked him to intervene, to help turn her around. And you know what he said? Her soulmate, her partner, the love of her life??? 'I don't have time right now. I'll get to it when I have the chance.' It took 4 days for him to show up and his arrival immediately turned her around. But those close to her are not impressed. And they think the longer she stays with him, the more dangerous things will get.
Don't bother with:
Melanie & Antonio
Madonna/Guy Ritchie
Will & Jada
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She's renowned for her beauty and revered for her body and even though she's probably past her prime, it doesn't mean she's still not a hot piece of ***. Single these days too. Too bad she's been known to go off the deep end. And I guess it's true what they say about beautiful women having a hard time finding men. Because I hear she's desperate and she's resorting to some aggressive, risky tactics. At a recent party, hobnobbing with the socialite crowd, our girl arrives solo and scopes out the potential. She has her eye on a nice, distinguished-looking gentleman who happens to have a wife. The wife is there. She is a lovely woman and she leaves her husband's side for a moment to chat with a few other rich wives in a different room.
That's when our lady moves in for the kill. She sits down beside him, leans over, pushes her t*ts together, and starts chatting. Within five minutes she's literally trying to climb into his lap. Literally. Naturally, if his wife wasn't around, he would have bagged that sh*t in the bathroom ASAP. Unfortunately, his wife WAS around. And when she returned to find a long, lean, tan body draped around her husband, she hit the roof. Foaming at the mouth, shaking with rage, in front of several witnesses, the Mrs - in a very regal, high society way - lay a verbal smackdown on the superhussy that would make even my mother look up from the mahjong table. Strangest thing though. Getting caught had almost no effect on our bombshell. She just shrugged her shoulders, mumbled 'sorry', and sashayed away… quickly finding a new target and engrossing herself in him and on him and around him for the rest of the night.
Don’t bother with Sharon Stone, Naomi Campbell, or Teri Hatcher.