Keeping Up with Lindsay (please put all Lohan news here)

[sethii]

How sad...her family is setting up a web site to dispel rumours? And sell things? No wonder Lindsay is crazy...

This is horrible

You have found the official Lohan Family Store. Here you can pick up great items owned by the Lohan's as well as Fan Club Memberships. Check it out.

lohanhouse.com

Dina has even put Ali's miniskirts up for sale!!!

 

[LetThemEatCake]

 

[LetThemEatCake]

What is she going to sell of Lindsay's, her first Push-up bra?

 

[sethii]

What is she going to sell of Lindsay's, her first Push-up bra?

Anything she can get her hands on apparantly.

$100
Pink Skirt with elastic waist band and ruffled accents along the base

MyScene dolls of Lindsay that come with all the accessories to dress her the way you want. Outside of box autographed by Lindsay. 7 available for $150 each.

Ugh, read the description Dina wrote for these Stella McCartney boots

These thigh high black boots tie just above the knees and are great for a night on the town. $500

lohanhouse.com

 

[LetThemEatCake]

These thigh high black boots tie just above the knees and are great for a night on the town. $500

What, was that Dina's rate to step into the car?

 

[sethii]

OMG this is really ****ing low

$1800 Salvatore Ferragamo bag, complete with the signed card given to her daughter Lindsay by Massimo Ferragamo - chairman of the brand's USA division.

lohanhouse.com

 

[Boomer]

^ Any sheets? I mean, maybe after Ali and Lindsay use them? Polaroids too, maybe?? This may be the new lowest of lows...Who would even think this up?? No wonder Ali hasn't been in school- can you imagine what the other kids would be saying to her?

 

[CherryBomb01]

What a crock of sh!t & how opportunistic of Dina. I can't believe what I'm seeing.

 

[Boomer]

Maybe action figures and a Lohan Playhouse are next? The Michael figure could get wrecked and fall down the stairs, Ali could practice putting on make up and micro-mini skirts to look like a hooker (or her sister), and Lindsay could...Oh- the possibilities are simply endless!! (Samantha and police officers with search warrants sold separately...)

 

[sethii]

^ Don't forget forged signatures on each of the dolls. I suspected that the signatures on those cheap *** Lohan dolls would have been forged by Dina to inflate the price, so I searched for images of Lindsay's autograph online and sure enough they look very different from the ones we can see here

Imagine taking your young teenage daughter's toys, skirts, even presents and then forging a signature on them before selling them off to god knows whoever is buying this stuff.

With Lindsay moving out of that rental house in LA, she won't have room to keep everything now. I bet Dina is waiting to get her hands on the Chanel pieces. Some to keep for herself, and others to sell.

 

[Boomer]

^ True- maybe she can wear the Chanel out for a swingin' night with a couple of the NY Jets and then sell them- complete with a confidential statement from Dina detailing the evenings activities...I'm tellin' ya- this is a Gold Mine!!

 

[LetThemEatCake]

^Ugh...how dare she have access to Chanel.

Remembering when after Sam and Lohan broke up in April and she went on Ellen and said, "I hate it when they write/say mean stuff about my mom, because she's this wonderful person, and I love her so much."

Why would your mom be needing $1800 (starting bid...I bet someone snatches all this trash up quick by one large combined offer) so desperately for example? Isnt she comfortable enough being the title of 'Lohan's Manager Mom'? She's pretty much set up to live off her kids, I guess this is what feeds her.
Has Dina began 'dispelling' any rumors yet or is she starting out at the Lohan Gift Shop/Store first? Really this woman has hit the lowest of lows, selling off her daughter's gifts, clothes, misc. paraphernalia laying around

 

[sethii]

This may be the new lowest of lows...

Don't underestimate Dina. She can go lower.

How about writing a fake blog for 12 year old Cody Lohan? And using the fake blog to sell more merchandise?

Hey, wuz up guys. This is my new website, so I thought I'd give it a try.
This weekend was pretty sweet, I went to the beach with my family since it was so warm out. I love the beach and can never get tiered of it. I meet some cool new friends and we played soccer out on the sand for a bit. Then my family and I had a picnic for lunch and those freakin' seagulls would leave us alone. Anyway, that's what i did this weekend. Hope to be back on soon. Later.

P.S. Has anybody heard my sister Ali's new single?

lohanhouse.com/codys-room

 

[Boomer]

I love the beach and can never get tiered of it.

Nor can I seem to locate that stupid SpellCheck button...


P.S. Has anybody heard my sister Ali's new single?

No, but I have a sinking feeling we will...

 

[sethii]

There's also a fake blog for Ali

Same kind of fiction followed by merchandise promotions. The strange thing is Dina sometimes forgets it is supposed to be a fake blog, and she switches between different voices. We get 'hey guys it's Ali!' and then later 'Ali, 14, a budding musician'.

Hi everyone... it's Ali. Thanks for visiting my new page and I can't wait to respond to all of your questions and comments. Have you heard my new single? - Ali

There are "Mean Girls," and then there are mean girls - like two of Ali Lohan's former classmates, who made a catty video about her and then posted it on the Internet.
Ali, 14, and a budding musician, calls herself a "nice girl, who wants to be friends with everybody." You just don't want to mess with the Lohans, she says, because then there may be trouble.

The younger sister of You-Know-Who is at the center of the E! series "Living Lohan," which chronicles her experience recording a CD (the finale airs July 27). stuff. People scream things like, "We love Living Lohan'!" So, we just yell back, "Yeah!" It's fun. It's not a bad thing.

lohanhouse.com/alis-room

P.S. Has anybody heard my sister Ali's new single?

No, but I have a sinking feeling we will...

It's a different vibe – it's definitely a different vibe. Mine is more hip-hop. Kind of like Rihanna.

lohanhouse.com/alis-room

Maybe Dina should actually listen to Rihanna before comparing her with Ali Lohan in these fake blogs.

 

[Boomer]

^ Jeeze!! Now I need a drink...

 

[Aoedele]

I thought their reality show was sad, but this is beyond pathetic. Me thinks LiLo needs cash.

 

[Boomer]

^ You think? And I would have serious doubts that the money will make it right back to Lindsay...I think it would be nice to see Dina get a job- hostess in the coffee shop at a Ramada Inn, something like that...a real job! Maybe Ali could be, I don't know, a high school student??

 

[Fashionturnip]

oh my gad. I have just read the last two pages of this thread and its like stumbling into a psychiatric ward!

Can you say UNHINGED??! The most hilarious and disturbing thing is that 'the mom' (i cant bring myself to say her name like i know who she is) thinks her actions, and this website are totally fine. She'd think we were all 'haters'

I really feel bad for Ali because she has had no friends or childhood and has been completely sheltered...aside from partying with Lindsay...eek! The mom should have left her out of the spotlight and let her be in school for as long as possible-despite the bullying (which im sure only occured because people knew who she was anyway). If she started school low key, even with her mums maiden name, things could have been different. WHAT a mess.

 

[Boomer]

Can't you just not wait to see what "personal affects" were taken...? B)

http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/18/cops-have-second-suspect-in-lindsay-break-in?icid=sphere_tmzcom_inline