I Love Blind Items ! #1
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cocomonkey4 said:
Don't think it would be teri as she is pretty big at the moment with desperate housewives
Wow, looks like Ted actually answered a Blind Vice guess with an affirmative:
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Daily2006/060307b.html
Dear Ted:
I am so hoping the One b*tches-on-the-Verge Blind Vice is about Britney Spears. Please tell me I'm right!
Kayla Smart
Kansas
Dear Right On:
As you are, my sweet, 'tis Ms. S.
(Guess those tear ducts really can do their job sometimes, certainly seemed to get K-Fed in order for N'Awlins!)
and the blind vice: http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Blind/blind.060224.html
One b*tches-on-the-Verge Blind Vice
I swear, suits and serious folks can be the biggest babies in this town. Originally, I was going to tell you about certain boardroom types who are having public hissy fits about this whole Clay Aiken threatened class(less) action suit.
But I'm so bored with Clay-mate talk that if I have to write about it for another second I'm gonna roll over and let Simon Cowell have his whippin' way with me. Boooring. Just the same, as long as we're on this quasi-S&M trip, we may as well delve into a scandal even more ghoulishly girly than a sexually ambiguous pop star.
(Besides, I'm too upset about the cancellation of Love Monkey to talk music right now. And no, I am not kidding.)
Okay, get out the Kleenex. Because whatever you may have done on Valentine's Day, I'm sure you had a peachier time than Ivana Belch.
Picture it. One of WeHo's snazziest boutiques. I.B. saunters in looking bloated, like she'd spent the morning crying into her feather bed alone instead of banging pillows against the walls in the throws of passion. A shame, yes, given that I.B. is certainly attached to a dude. But it gets worse.
"Suddenly, she burst out crying, sobbing really, and went into the dressing room," whispers my stunned shopping source. "It was so sad. You wanted to hug her."
Now, you might say to yourself, 'What's the big deal, Ted? So a girl cries in her dressing room, so what? I mean, Kirstie Alley made a comeback out of that."
And I, of course, would respond by reminding you of certain glaring, unspeakable circumstances.
Ivy is a mega star. She is not Kirstie-size in terms of fame or physique. Plus, need I remind you again? It was Valentine's, and though I don't know Ivana all that well, she sure seems like a gal who would want her man to douse her in chocolate body syrup. Or, you know, just get her some roses.
But the bottom line is pretty simple. If you ask moi, dressing rooms are as sacred as bedrooms. And I'm sure I.B. would agree--well, actually, maybe not. I mean, if that were the case, she'd prolly have a nicer wardrobe.
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Daily2006/060307b.html
Dear Ted:
I am so hoping the One b*tches-on-the-Verge Blind Vice is about Britney Spears. Please tell me I'm right!
Kayla Smart
Kansas
Dear Right On:
As you are, my sweet, 'tis Ms. S.
(Guess those tear ducts really can do their job sometimes, certainly seemed to get K-Fed in order for N'Awlins!)
and the blind vice: http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Blind/blind.060224.html
One b*tches-on-the-Verge Blind Vice
I swear, suits and serious folks can be the biggest babies in this town. Originally, I was going to tell you about certain boardroom types who are having public hissy fits about this whole Clay Aiken threatened class(less) action suit.
But I'm so bored with Clay-mate talk that if I have to write about it for another second I'm gonna roll over and let Simon Cowell have his whippin' way with me. Boooring. Just the same, as long as we're on this quasi-S&M trip, we may as well delve into a scandal even more ghoulishly girly than a sexually ambiguous pop star.
(Besides, I'm too upset about the cancellation of Love Monkey to talk music right now. And no, I am not kidding.)
Okay, get out the Kleenex. Because whatever you may have done on Valentine's Day, I'm sure you had a peachier time than Ivana Belch.
Picture it. One of WeHo's snazziest boutiques. I.B. saunters in looking bloated, like she'd spent the morning crying into her feather bed alone instead of banging pillows against the walls in the throws of passion. A shame, yes, given that I.B. is certainly attached to a dude. But it gets worse.
"Suddenly, she burst out crying, sobbing really, and went into the dressing room," whispers my stunned shopping source. "It was so sad. You wanted to hug her."
Now, you might say to yourself, 'What's the big deal, Ted? So a girl cries in her dressing room, so what? I mean, Kirstie Alley made a comeback out of that."
And I, of course, would respond by reminding you of certain glaring, unspeakable circumstances.
Ivy is a mega star. She is not Kirstie-size in terms of fame or physique. Plus, need I remind you again? It was Valentine's, and though I don't know Ivana all that well, she sure seems like a gal who would want her man to douse her in chocolate body syrup. Or, you know, just get her some roses.
But the bottom line is pretty simple. If you ask moi, dressing rooms are as sacred as bedrooms. And I'm sure I.B. would agree--well, actually, maybe not. I mean, if that were the case, she'd prolly have a nicer wardrobe.
It had to happen.
Toothy Tile, you're toast. You've been so damn taken with the breathless watching of whether or not you'd maybe, just maybe, decide to come outta the closet you thought you'd keep your fans (not to mention my readers) on the edge of their slippery seats forever. Think again.
'Cause, girlfriend, there's a new gay in town--meet Crisp Lisp. And he's way cooler. Actually new isn't quite the right word to describe C.L., but more on him in a sec.
Let's face it. T2 was going to be dethroned as King of the Closet one of these days. Everyone is bored, already. I mean, come out or stay in, it's your call. But the way Toothy prances about (lately), never really making any statements that give us something to chomp on, is just plain aggravating.
Yes, I am much more impressed by Crisp Lisp. On Oscar night, he attended one of the hottest-ticket bashes in this damn town. And he didn't go alone. He was with his date--a very nice, if shy, dude. The two made no secret that they were on a romantic outing. And by this fetching factoid, I don't mean to imply they were sucking face and groping each other. I mean, Tara Reid C.L. is not and never will be.
Rather, Crisp and his paramour just kinda chilled. Held hands. Whispered low. Gazed longingly into each other's bedroom eyes, blah-pre-poke-behavior
-blah. Sure, everyone knew what was going on and that this is pretty much C.L.'s first foray into serious gay-relationship territory.
I wanna wish C.L. luck. And even though Crisp has a detractor, or three, in this town (who friggin' doesn't?), well, who can hold a grudge against new love?
Oh, and if you think you've seen C.-hon at a lot of high-profile parties lately, you're right. You totally have.
and it's ain't:
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Blind/blind.060308.html
Toothy Tile, you're toast. You've been so damn taken with the breathless watching of whether or not you'd maybe, just maybe, decide to come outta the closet you thought you'd keep your fans (not to mention my readers) on the edge of their slippery seats forever. Think again.
'Cause, girlfriend, there's a new gay in town--meet Crisp Lisp. And he's way cooler. Actually new isn't quite the right word to describe C.L., but more on him in a sec.
Let's face it. T2 was going to be dethroned as King of the Closet one of these days. Everyone is bored, already. I mean, come out or stay in, it's your call. But the way Toothy prances about (lately), never really making any statements that give us something to chomp on, is just plain aggravating.
Yes, I am much more impressed by Crisp Lisp. On Oscar night, he attended one of the hottest-ticket bashes in this damn town. And he didn't go alone. He was with his date--a very nice, if shy, dude. The two made no secret that they were on a romantic outing. And by this fetching factoid, I don't mean to imply they were sucking face and groping each other. I mean, Tara Reid C.L. is not and never will be.
Rather, Crisp and his paramour just kinda chilled. Held hands. Whispered low. Gazed longingly into each other's bedroom eyes, blah-pre-poke-behavior
-blah. Sure, everyone knew what was going on and that this is pretty much C.L.'s first foray into serious gay-relationship territory.
I wanna wish C.L. luck. And even though Crisp has a detractor, or three, in this town (who friggin' doesn't?), well, who can hold a grudge against new love?
Oh, and if you think you've seen C.-hon at a lot of high-profile parties lately, you're right. You totally have.
and it's ain't:
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Blind/blind.060308.html
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julesrules815 said:
He went to the Oscars with his mum and sister
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oanadobre said:George Clooney
Noooooooooooooo!
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^^ yeh thats what i was thinking.
you seem really sure though.... what makes you so sure??
you seem really sure though.... what makes you so sure??
JUST ASKING
March 16, 2006 -- WHICH married "Sopranos" actor has been having an affair with an actress who will appear in the series later this season? . . .
WHICH semi-retired columnist, who runs a foundation, has put his dancer girlfriend on the charity's payroll? He also bestows grants to comely young women he likes, some of whom later demonstrate their gratitude . . .
WHICH cute young Hollywood couple is kaput? The blond babe dumped her hunk after she found out he gave her herpes . . .
WHICH downtown photographer, who got famous shooting her druggie pals, left everyone waiting and waiting at last week's gallery opening in Chelsea? People were whispering that she'd OD'd last year and that her recent work is mediocre.
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/65360.htm
I wonder if the cute young hollywood couple is Orlando and Kate
March 16, 2006 -- WHICH married "Sopranos" actor has been having an affair with an actress who will appear in the series later this season? . . .
WHICH semi-retired columnist, who runs a foundation, has put his dancer girlfriend on the charity's payroll? He also bestows grants to comely young women he likes, some of whom later demonstrate their gratitude . . .
WHICH cute young Hollywood couple is kaput? The blond babe dumped her hunk after she found out he gave her herpes . . .
WHICH downtown photographer, who got famous shooting her druggie pals, left everyone waiting and waiting at last week's gallery opening in Chelsea? People were whispering that she'd OD'd last year and that her recent work is mediocre.
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/65360.htm
I wonder if the cute young hollywood couple is Orlando and Kate
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What about Paris Hilton and Starving Nachoes????
ETA: Although she is more likely to pass it on than he is......
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