Keeping Up With Lindsay #3 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

^ It just seems strange that 6 months in jail gets cut to (another) inpatient rehab for several months, which goes down to a few weeks and 'reinsertion into society'...No wonder she never takes this stuff seriously! What will she get next relapse- an extra week of inpatient before the shopping trips and movies??

 

[sethii]

No wonder she never takes this stuff seriously!

If you actually read what Lindsay and Dina said you would know that's simply a lie!! Propaganda!!!

"I'm the hardest working person I've ever met" - Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay is suffering "a great deal of anxiety" - Dina Lohan

“If people would just leave my personal life alone - because it’s really not that interesting - then I could land a great role, but all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting,” - Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay last night

Lindsay Lohan 2010-11-23 - After a Day at the gym at Betty Ford Rehab - Celebrity-Paradise.com via Emilee

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[Boomer]

“If people would just leave my personal life alone - because it’s really not that interesting - then I could land a great role, but all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting,”

Heartfelt and poetic....I just might make that my signature....

 

[isa.b.elle.]

^"sicko fans... great role...hardest working person" : the girl is clearly living in a parallel universe...!

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes- I have a feeling what is not right with Lindsay goes a lot deeper than her well known nightclub activities; that may be just the tip of the iceberg, as they say...

 

[misspistol]

I still laugh every time I see "sicko fans"...sycophants, LL, sycophants.

 

[sethii]

Lindsay Lohan -- Thanksgiving Day Freedom!!!

11/25/2010 12:50 AM PST by TMZ Staff
Lindsay Lohan is a free woman ... for around 15 hours - LiLo got a one-day pass at Betty Ford to celebrate Thanksgiving ... in L.A. ... with her dad.

Sources close to the actress tell TMZ, she's leaving her sober living facility in Palm Springs this morning to make the 2-hour drive ... but she has to be back by late tonight.

We're told a bunch of Lindsay's friends are coming to dinner ... along with Michael Lohan.

We're guessing Dina Lohan will cook her turkey with the steam blasting from her ears.

tmz.com

 

[Boomer]

^ Well, this is the second choice I am sure....Dina should have been allowed to send a G5 to whisk Lindsay to Long Island for a real family dinner, and then maybe march in the Macy's Parade....All of her millions of adoring fans have been deprived too long!!

 

[sethii]

Daily Dose of Delusion

Lindsay is 100 percent insurable, all she had to do was put up a fee as a bond then she would have been paid upon completion. I could insure her today,” Ethan Terra, a close Lohan family friend and co-owner of mom Dina’s production company, told Pop Tarts.

“Lindsay has absolutely no qualms about getting work. She literally has a mountain pile of scripts to choose from,”

full article
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...lindsay-lohans-team-says-wasnt-fired-inferno/

 

[Boomer]

^ I'm so glad all of that is over and the offers are rolling in!! Dina- Martin Scorsese holding on Line One...

 

[sethii]

I’m not a bad mum

Date posted: November-26-2010 12:18 Comments: 0
She’s been called the ‘Worst mother in America’, but when OK! meets Dina Lohan in New York, she admits, ‘I have no regrets’

When OK! pulls up outside a typical house in Long Island, New York, to spend the day with a family who is anything but typical, Dina Lohan is at her modest home with Lindsay’s younger siblings and their five dogs. Ali, 16, spends her time buzzing around the house, feeding the dogs and singing, while the boys – Dakota (known as Cody), 14, and Michael Jr, 22 – exchange friendly fire over a video game upstairs as Dina, who looks and sounds just like her oldest daughter, fusses over whether anyone is hungry or needs a snack. Just an ordinary family… living in extraordinary circumstances.

Every room is adorned with photos, and they’re exactly like any other family’s snaps – only one of the smiling children happens to be an A-list celebrity currently completing her fourth [] attempt at rehab, having served time in a Los Angeles jail.

With accusations of bad parenting having plagued her for years, Dina, 48, wants to set the record straight. ‘I don’t do many interviews,’ she tells OK!. ‘I like to speak when things are happy and positive. Lindsay’s doing really well, I’m working really hard, my kids are flourishing and everything is good. There’s a time when you have to tell the public, ‘We’re not crazy people!’

okmagazine.com.au

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes, things couldn't be better, with a daughter on her 5th (not 4th) rehab, continuing lawsuits and legal issues to deal with, unemployable, with crushing debt and bankruptcy looming; no one else in the entire family earning a living: Life is good!!

 

[sethii]

with crushing debt and bankruptcy looming; no one else in the entire family earning a living: Life is good!!

How long until Cody is pushed into an 'acting' career?

 

[Boomer]

^ Let's see, has he done karate? Maybe he could be play a bodyguard for an executive with a famous dance company at Radio City Music Hall (that would be Dina...) whose beautiful daughter (Ali) is being menaced by a Mafia Hit Man (Michael, or one of his buddies maybe in a bit of type-casting) as their Movie Star Daughter (Lindsay) tries to pull strings with her many, many contacts in law enforcement to save everyone's life!! And for a finale, Cody gets a bazooka and blows up Michael/Lindsay's $95,000.00 Mercedes!!! B) No? Sounds expensive... Then a p*rno film shot in one day at a motel up on the coast maybe...just to maximize profits and keep expenses down...I'm sure there is NO insurance needed for such a shoot...

 

[sethii]

She's back on twitter and her first retweet is from Tom Cruise...is she becoming 'on of them'?

RT @TomCruise: RT @KimmieC88: @TomCruise Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. Sofia~Vanilla Sky. LOVE this quote! about 8 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

 

[Boomer]

How fitting for her to use a quote from Vanilla Sky- a movie that made about as much sense as most of Lindsay's tweets!!

 

[Boomer]

This isn't brand new news, but how can you not have respect for people who never work and yet spend all of their time helping others!!

 

[Jennika]

Especially when you read this quote. From Ethan Terra who just happens to be the o-owner of Dina Lohan’s production company.

“Lindsay has absolutely no qualms about getting work. She literally has a mountain pile of scripts to choose from. When she is ready, we’d like to see her take on a positive role; she is doing so amazingly well with her recovery.”

Mountain of scripts? Or a mountain of c***?

Please.

All this of course is in defence of Lilo after she was let go from Inferno, the p*rn star Linda Lovelace biopic. Lohan’s people claim it was her decision to back out of the project, even though the director Matthew Wilder, who exploited her as much as he could to generate publicity for the film, told the Hollywood Reporter that Lindsay was uninsurable.

Team Lohan has a different spin, as always, on the situation:

“It’s not fair in any way, shape, or form for those reports to be out there. Lindsay is 100 percent insurable, all she had to do was put up a fee as a bond then she would have been paid upon completion. I could insure her today. She was definitely not fired.”

Even in rehab the excuses, they never stop.

The fact of the matter is, insurance or not, there’s simply no NEED for Lindsay Lohan anymore. Others can do it better. And with less risk. That’s the problem with f-cking it all up when you’re just coming into your potential. It wasn’t ever fully realised. Which is why she never developed Her Thing. What Lindsay Lohan can do that no one else can.

I’d be more willing to buy this bullsh-t about her having a mountain of scripts to choose from if it was easily identifiable what Lindsay Lohan is that no one else is. But I can’t. She was reasonably cute, had good timing, could be likable, and speaks in a raspy voice. That’s never been unique.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Lindsay...Inferno_director_26nov10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

 

[Boomer]

"Lindsay is 100 percent insurable, all she had to do was put up a fee as a bond then she would have been paid upon completion. I could insure her today"

Undoubtedly, that is true! And the cost of a completion bond would be something like 150% of the total production cost!! (Up front!)
That is an excellent point, though- Lindsay's last several films have been huge bombs- why would someone risk the money (and their reputation in the industry) for someone who is totally unreliable, hugely expensive to bring on board, and counts for just about nothing at the box office when there are so many fresh, talented kids around!!?
No wonder Lindsay lives in a fantasy- look at the ridiculous thinking of the people around her....

 

[sethii]

She invited the paps to the gym again.

tmz