Keeping Up With Lindsay #4 (please put all Lohan news here)

[sethii]

With her hair up like that, and wrapped in a black shawl, she really could pass for a 19th century 'lady of the night'

dailymail

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes, and be followed home by Jack The Ripper...

 

[shoesexy]

Remember the "probation report bombshell" TMZ was talking about weeks ago?

We all thought it was a failed sobriety test?

Well I'm guessing the bombshell was that LiLoser was caught trying to steal the diamond earring from the same jewelry store days before she robbed them of the necklace.

With that as evidence of intent & pattern -- judge should have been harsher.

Deputy DA Danette Meyers... was angry the actress got 120 days instead of the 180 days prosecutors requested.

"I'm just amazed," she said. "There is a different standard on the Westside."


Think about it if it was: different gender, different race, different part of town...

 

[sethii]

^ Yes, and be followed home by Jack The Ripper...

Or Michael Lohan

Malin Akerman is pumped about tackling her upcoming turn as p*rn star Linda Lovelace in Inferno...a role that was originally intended for one Lindsay Lohan, who got dropped due to insurance issues.

"I'm really excited to the do the film," Malin told me last night at the Tribeca Film Fest, where The Bang Bang Club (another one of her films) was premiering. "I think it's gonna be an amazing journey."

So how exactly has Malin been preparing to play the Deep Throat actress?

"I've been studying a lot about battered women and we all have that big question mark as to why they stay in the relationship and why they don't leave and it's so complex," Malin, who's also rocking red hair these days, explained. "I've been reading a lot on the internet...Google is a fantastic thing."

eonline.com

I like this sketch. The artist really brought out Lindsay's inner felon.

Other cool stuff from today:
Michael Lohan running from a Lindsay Lohan ****** impersonator journalist dressed in an orange jumpsuit

news.sky.com

 

[shoesexy]

...Michael Lohan running from a Lindsay Lohan ****** impersonator journalist dressed in an orange jumpsuit...

Hilarious!

 

[sobriquet87]

In jail again...big surprise. At this rate, she's going to break Robert Downey, Jr's record.

 

[Boomer]

Seriously, how is she ever going to work for the next year or two? Sounds like she is 'committed' to months and months of jail and/or community service...

 

[P Louie V]

So im away, and i come back and Lindsay gets 120days of jail time!!!!!? I've missed quite alot

 

[Boomer]

^ Well, they are said to be serving 10-15% of their sentence due to the overcrowding, so...

 

[P Louie V]

^ Well, they are said to be serving 10-15% of their sentence due to the overcrowding, so...

ahh, ofcourse......so she's looking at what, 10 days? give or take...

 

[Boomer]

^ Yeah, but you know, she's Lindsay, so maybe a weekend at a Motel 6 would fulfill the sentence....

 

[P Louie V]

^^...Motel 6!?? Whatever do you mean...!? Lindsay wouldn't be caught dead in anything with less quality than the Chateau Marmont B) . I mean....the Motel 6 would just be.....cruel.

 

[Boomer]

Yeah, but Lindsay is one tough Long Island Girl!! I mean, she is tougher than Taylor Momsen!! Remember that street fight she had with the cactus bed sneaking out of that bar? And when the sidewalk attacked her in NYC recently!!? She can take anything- I'll bet she could even go without room service and HBO at the Motel 6 and laugh in their face- "They haven't built the downscale motel that can break me, Warden"!!

 

[P Louie V]

Yeah, but Lindsay is one tough Long Island Girl!! I mean, she is tougher than Taylor Momsen!! Remember that street fight she had with the cactus bed sneaking out of that bar? And when the sidewalk attacked her in NYC recently!!? She can take anything- I'll bet she could even go without room service and HBO at the Motel 6 and laugh in their face- "They haven't built the downscale motel that can break me, Warden"!!

So true....she is one tough tough cookie to crumble. I reckon no Motel 6 could break her, indeed. Though, im afraid....after all of the various fees that im sure she's encountered recently, you know...with the court appearances and all....maybe soon she wont be able to even afford a stay at an all exclusive Motel 6....

 

[Boomer]

Well, I'll bet they are always looking for houskeeping help...

 

[lucy92]

that's about 2.5 months of community service. and its non-negotiable apparently. looks like she should have to start very quickly. otherwise it could interfere with her fall plans.

i wonder how much contact she will have with the corpses. after all, she's not a licensed mortician or embalmer.

 

[Nemova]

^Maybe she'll keep a close eye on them at night. That's what I would want for her anyway.

 

[Boomer]

^ She could certainly deal with the grieving families- particularly with DWIs and other activities she is familiar with- which may be what this judge had in mind; she can see the other side of her fun loving lifestyle...

 

[Boomer]

Lindsay Lohan Did Not Get Off

A felony became a misdemeanor. Four months seemingly became four hours.
But did Lindsay Lohan really win?
Here's what happened Friday:

Lohan was found to be in violation of her probation, she was sentenced to 120 days in jail, and she was ordered to stand trial.
That's one mighty expensive—and allegedly stolen—necklace, no?
But wait, there's more: Prosecutors vowed to fight the reduction of the theft charge.
So, no, Lohan didn't win. She got bailed out.

And it's not just that she's still very much in hot water, it's that she's so very far away from being known as...
Um… What was that job Lohan used to have? The one that made her famous, as opposed to infamous?
Oh, yes, an actor.
She's so very far away from being known as one of those again—even in a week where she landed a real-live role.
Until Lohan becomes anything but a cautionary tale, then it doesn't matter what becomes of her court matters. She'll never be home free
Especially if she has to keep posting bail to get there
​

E! Online

 

[WonderfulTonight]

i wonder how much contact she will have with the corpses. after all, she's not a licensed mortician or embalmer.

people who get community service in a morgue usually just end up doing paperwork