Keeping Up with Lindsay (please put all Lohan news here)

[mackenzie]

i dont understand why everyone is blaming lindsay for the bad ungaro show and no one is blaming estralla at all??

can someone explain?

if this was a normal situation with no celeb attachment then people would criticize the designer and the whole team. not just one person.

 

[lizbabe09]

^ Yeah but we all know how much she gets criticized by the media so this was inevitable. I knew since she signed on to do this that it was going to be way to much for her to handle.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

I know some people dont appreciate/like Michael from dlisted.com's sense of humor, but I quite like it.

According to Michael Lohan, his daughter Blohan is in a bad way and is on the path to complete destruction. Instead of tying her to bed and getting Daddy Spears to perform an exorcism on her (using cheese grits), Michael ran off to Radar.
Michael said that right after he's done making money off of her by barfing all the details of her problems to the media, he's going to help her. Michael queefed, "I'm going to get her off the prescription drugs that she's on. I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse... because it's not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson."
Michael wouldn't say what kind of pills she's addicted to, but went on to say that they are ruining her life, "You know why Lindsay's not acting in feature films right now? Because she can't. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that's grown because of the prescription drugs. She can't be herself. When you hug her she's like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way. She's a different person. I was out there for a week when she was living at the Sunset Marquis Hotel and I would sit there and cry. It was horrible. This was not the kid I raised. Whoever the people are that came into her life and convinced her otherwise should be thrown in jail, because they're the same type of people who are responsible for the deaths of Heath Ledger, Michael Jackson and DJ AM. Everything was fine in our family until Dina and I got divorce. And that's when all the kids' lives started to unravel... including Lindsay's."
Michael Lohan is a true poet. Now I can understand why LiLo's eating pharmacies whole, because just reading his words makes me want to feed from one of Paula Abdul's nipples.
And the biggest fungus in her life goes by the scientific name of Michael Lohan. You heard the man, throw his *** in jail!
While Michael was singing and dancing to Radar, his daughter was in Paris partying it up with Busta Rhymes.

dlisted.com

 

[ladyflash]

Michael K is my God.

 

[FrenchCactus]

The whole Lohan family should be sent to rehab for their addiction to attention and media wh*re-ism.

 

[Nemova]

The "it's everybody else's fault but mine" syndrome runs in the family.

 

[Aoedele]

Michael K. is hilarious.

The entire Lohan clan, jury is out on the little brother, are needy attention whores.

 

[Boomer]

^ This, btw, has to be about the tenth time the 'family' has made pronouncments like this..."She needs help and we're going to help her blah blah blah..." I might (might) respect them if they spoke out very quietly several weeks after Lindsay had finished a long, tough rehab program and was looking great and out living a healthy life again...

 

[ckashie]

Must be doubly embarassing that no celebrities showed up, despite her attempts to get the likes of Miley Cyrus and Sarah Silverman to come. I mean jeez, it was pretty much the one show Rihanna didn't go to.

 

[Boomer]

Once again, Lindsay shows her deep grasp of reality...

Lindsay Lohan "couldn't be happier" with her debut fashion collection.

The actress' collaboration with Ungaro, where she is artistic advisor, was greeted by a lukewarm reception when she and co-designer Estrella Archs showed at Paris Fashion Week on Sunday, but she insists she was thrilled by the experience.

She said: "I feel like it's pretty much a fairytale. It's certainly more than I could have ever imagined, more than I'd ever hoped for.

"I couldn't be happier. Seeing everything pulled together is simply amazing. The last five days have just been so crazy, chaotic. And this is just so amazing after working all night, this week in the office together until 1 a.m. and 3 p.m., seeing everything pull together."

Lindsay is so delighted with her first collection - which was put together in just three weeks - she is already looking ahead to the next.

She added to People magazine: "I feel so honoured. I can't wait to be involved again, to be more involved on the next collections, to continue to please people, add more to the designs, to shock people."

AP.com

 

[michyed]

^Oh I love your bolding. The only parts of the entire article worth reading

 

[Marchessa]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt

 

[ladyflash]

laaawl

 

[Boomer]

^ Note to whomever put out this exciting press release: Trump Plaza is a condominium on 3rd Avenue; 725 Fifth Avenue is Trump Tower!! (See, I learned something after all my years of suffering with The Donald...)

 

[LetThemEatCake]

I bet Dina wrote that up herself...I remember going past Trump Plaza, its across the street from Fendi on Fifth.

Dina do some research before sending out your evites! Silly woman.

 

[Boomer]

^ No, That's Trump Tower- 56th and Fifth... there are about 20 different buildings in NYC that have Trump in their name...

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Ah OK yes...I meant to write Tower.

 

[Aoedele]

Her family, apart from her crazy dad, will never admit she needs help. She's the cash cow, they need her crazy tush to work as many functions as possible.

 

[Echoes]

She's the cash cow,

You got half of that right.

 

[Boomer]

^ I really wonder how much cash there could possibly be...