Keeping Up with Lindsay (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

^ That Lindsay...you just can't put anything past her- she's always one step ahead of everybody...!

 

[sethii]

People who have been following Machete on imdb say that Jessica Alba had 28 days on set.

Lindsay had 3

This was her biggest hope for a comeback.

 

[sethii]

What perfect timing!

Lindsay Lohan heading to India

Lindsay Lohan is ditching all the drama of her on/off fling with Samantha Ronson and her love/hate relationship with dad Michael and flying off to India to work with children. Sources tell Page Six that Lohan is heading to the subcontinent today to film a documentary with the BBC about impoverished kids. An insider said, "She is excited about escaping the drama of LA and doing something real."

nypost

Imagine Lindsay Lohan arriving to make a documentary about you.

 

[Boomer]

Maybe she can give out fishnets and Red Bull and teach some of the little girls the basics of pole dancing...

 

[brokenenglish]

Her recent twitter posts I put together


twitter.com/lindsaylohan

Don't you love that whenever she talks to someone on twitter ( ie- Nicole Richie) it's met with radio silence?
She doesn't seem to notice everyone has washed their hands of her.

 

[ladyflash]

^ lol, her level of denial is unrivalled. I had to unfollow her, it was embarassing me too much.

 

[turnofflights]

she wont last more than 5 days there... I can guarantee it!

 

[Boomer]

^ You mean in India? Well that would double the time she put into her last project...unless you want to count playing with a scarf and twirling around in an office chair at Ungaro...

 

[Boomer]

Oh!! There is Lindsay news on the BBC Website!!

A Los Angeles judge has increased Lindsay Lohan's probation for another year after she missed some alcohol awareness classes.

Oh, that's from October...guess they are keeping it a secret just like Lindsay has...

 

[sethii]

Why are alcohol education classes not compulsory? Her car sped off the road and crashed on the sidewalk. Is that not important? I don't get this 14/27 classes attended nonsense!

Also, the sex tape is about to appear on youtube any minute
see this channel http://www.youtube.com/user/MuseLindsayLohan

 

[ladyflash]

18 subscribers. This sh*t is worldwide, it's about to explode.

 

[Boomer]

Why are alcohol education classes not compulsory? Her car sped off the road and crashed on the sidewalk. Is that not important? I don't get this 14/27 classes attended nonsense!

I know! I've always said the courts and probation people are half the problem with her- she keeps getting a pass or at worst a slap on the wrist, and they wonder why she won't take it seriously! Mandatory attendance, frequent random drug tests, or you go to jail for six months! No discussion! Maybe that would sink in (and perhaps save her life...) What a joke- she's out in a club every night and everyone on earth knows she's using and no one wants to do anything! (Except the family announcing they want another intervention someday...sure..)

 

[sethii]

She needs an intervention right now. Any actress who allows these kind of shots to be taken obviously has no clue how to develop their career

[screencaps from youtube]

 

[sethii]

Actress Lindsay Lohan will be jetting off to India in an effort to party less and help others more this holiday season. The starlet is set to leave Los Angeles in just a few hours to work with the British Broadcast Corporation on a documentary about the trafficking of women and children in India. "Lindsay is trying to better herself and get away from her party-girl image. She wants to be taken more seriously," an insider tells Life & Style.
Lindsay plans to continue her good deeds when she returns home on Dec. 12 by donating toys to LA children's hospitals.

lifeandstylemag.com

 

[Boomer]

Can a chair and an endowment at Harvard's Kennedy School of Government be far behind...

 

[lizbabe09]

I have officially given up on her..those Muse pictures were the final straw for me. I can't take her seriously when she doesn't take herself seriously, I mean for the love of God pull it together Lindsay!

 

[ponytrot]

Good god Lindsay...



Sorry, but once upon a time, I thought she had some hope. Pffft. She's embodying trash right now.

 

[Boomer]

^ Yeah, I think it's time to concentrate on girls like Charlize Theron- you know beautiful, classy, can act, wash,...work...

 

[Nemova]

From Lainey Gossip:

Dear Gossips,

As you know, Lindsay Lohan is alleged to have made out with Cash Warren, married to Jessica Alba, at a club one night. She insists it’s not true. Now she’s is in India, supposedly saving children, and as soon as she got off the plane, she posted a message for him on her Twitter: “landed!”

So if you’re Lilo, and you’re trying to deny that you’re rubbing up against another woman’s husband, would he be the first person you tweet at to let him know you’ve arrived in India? You would if you wanted people to keep thinking it. You would if you wanted to mess around. You would if you are, at this point, a desperate loser angling for his attention, unable to call him, and getting no response via email.

And it’s not like Alba wouldn’t find out. Alba is on Twitter too. Last night she (the sweet “wifey) made dinner for Cash (that name!) who boasted about it on his own Twitter. Which Lilo would have read. And her response is to jam herself in there to announce to him that she’s safe at her destination…?

This b*tch doesn’t know. She doesn’t know The Code. Some women, they either don’t care or they have no sense. They also clearly have no proper girlfriends. Or a mom and sisters. And Cash Warren is a f-cking idiot. Because this is what happens when you invite Lindsay Lohan into your life, no matter how innocent the initial reason. That stank never washes away. She will hover and pester and buzz around, and then it becomes humiliation by association. Cash Warren is now publicly linked to Lindsay Lohan. Professionally, it’s a poor move. Personally, it’s an embarrassment to his wife. These are the connections people remember. And there is no doubt at all Alba has already issued the edict: cut that sh-t off now.

It’s Wednesday. It’s a final Glee day. Until April. Balls.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_0...urs_that_they_hooked_up.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=99

 

[Nemova]

From her twitter:

Over 40 children saved so far...... Within one day's work...... This is what life is about..... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!! about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter

Oh, and I'm talking about being in India about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter

Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time.... hope everyone can see that about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter

Angelina Jolie, beware!