Keeping Up with Lindsay (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

"The actress, 23, is said to be "devastated" by the rumours after she has worked hard to clean up her image.."

Huh??
I'm reminded of when Miss California, pious Carrie Prejean found out there were like a dozen sex tapes of her out there, and everyone thought it was terrible that Donald Trump (who had been defending her) said "She might as well sell them and make some money from it..." Actually- Lindsay could make MILLIONS in a very short time doing some straight up, hard core p*rn- why not- they are going to show up anyway, and she has no career left to damage, so...

 

[Boomer]

Don't you sometimes find it easier to just assume that Lindsay is all messed up in the head so that you don't have to figure out why on God's Green Earth any young girl would want to look like this? I do... cowboy boots on a yacht? Maybe they are going to do a remake of the Bowery Boys series??

GoFugYourself.celebuzz.com

 

[sethii]

^ Maybe thats how she can afford bodyguards.

 

[sethii]

Lindsay parties with the A list

My friend with PD

twitter.com/lindsaylohan

 

[Boomer]

Man- you guys are going to be sooo jealous!! I can see Harrah's across the bay from my house- so you know I'm there to party with Linds (and hopefully Ali and Dina); maybe get a couple of those $2,500.00 cabanas and bottle service!! (BTW- if this isn't the sign of a star on her way to the top, I don't know what is!! Alright, the p*rn tapes too, but...everything's coming up roses!!)

Lindsay Lohan coming
Actress, model and pop singer Lindsay Lohan will return to Atlantic City for a celebrity appearance at The Pool at Harrah's Resort on Feb. 20.
The troubled star previously made appearances in Atlantic City when she would join former girlfriend Samantha Ronson at Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa, but this is her first solo appearance in the city.
Lohan, who starred in movies that included "The Parent Trap" and "Mean Girls," seems to receive more press these days for the things she does off screen. In addition to dating Ronson, she has been arrested twice for driving under the influence and has been in and out of rehabs.
The actress will appear in director Robert Rodriguez' film "Machete" this year, and she landed the lead role in the upcoming film "The Other Side," which is also scheduled to be released this year.
Doors will open at 10 p.m. Cabanas on The Pool level start at $2,500 for bottle service, and The Loft's beds and cabanas start at $3,500 for bottle service. General admission will start at $25.

AtlanticCityPress.com

 

[Kenysha75]

A Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Might Hit The Internet Soon

Humanitarian and leggings mogul Lindsay Lohan might follow up her documentary on child trafficking in India with a 47-second long video of her doing sex sh*t with a male waiter. After a discovering a new "friend" on the forehead of his peen, the waiter probably regretted accepting that tip.

The Mirror claims that the waiter tried to recoup the money he spent on Valtrex pills by selling the video to Hustler. But Hustler said "no thank you," because they didn't want to deal with copyright issues. The waiter now plans to release the grossness on an off-shore p*rn site.

A source claims that HoHan got a wind of this sh*t and is freaking out about it. The source added, "This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors. Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs. If and when it is released on the internet there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it. She is devastated - particularly as she is working hard on cleaning up her act. Lindsay has just made a serious documentary on child poverty in India for the BBC, she is terrified this will be put in jeopardy now. It is fair to say that Lindsay has had a pretty torrid past 24 hours."

A couple of years ago, a fake clip of HoHan allegedly sucking off Calum Best made the rounds. It proved to be a fake. There's a chance that The Mirror is regurgitating that story with a different peen. To be fair to them, I don't think anyone ever fully digested that fake clip.

But if it's a new clip, nobody should be surprised. If you look behind your fridge, you will most likely find a HoHan sex tape there. If you check your dirty maxi-pad, there's probably a HoHan sex tape there too. They are everywhere!

And here's HoHan at the launch party for Vida, a new topical ointment for herp warts. No, Vida is a "luxurious" new fu** toy. Seriously.
dlisted.com

 

[michyed]

*sigh*

*facepalm*

*sigh*

....

I'm actually excited to see this sextape though. I bet it'll be hilarious

 

[McClaire]

Don't you sometimes find it easier to just assume that Lindsay is all messed up in the head so that you don't have to figure out why on God's Green Earth any young girl would want to look like this? I do... cowboy boots on a yacht? Maybe they are going to do a remake of the Bowery Boys series??
GoFugYourself.celebuzz.com

I think I apply that logic to everything she does. Boomer you crack me up!

However as a female, why is she NOT wearing a bra?!?! It's one thing to be an A cup or even a B and not wear one but whenever I see her not wear one I just go "ouch!"

 

[StarsInHerEyes]

I have a friend who went to the same rehab as Lindsey (A few months after she was admitted) and the staff talked about her A LOT. They said (...) apparently she was a "royal b*tch" (Their words, not mine). They also said she treated all the other patients like they were "commoners" and she was a "celebrity", and broke the rules by bringing in a cell phone.

 

[isa.b.elle.]

All day there have been rumors about an alleged sex tape, starring Lindsay Lohan.

News of the reported explicit video was trumpeted by the Daily Mail, which ran a headline that read, “Lindsay Lohan braces herself for release of internet sex tape.”

Perez Hilton and others couldn’t contain themselves from jumping all over it. The supposed video, said reports, features 47 seconds of Lohan “frolicking naked with a mystery male… It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.”

According to the tale, the tape is in the possession of a waiter, who is going to release it worldwide via an “offshore p*rn site.”

Gossip Cop asked Lohan about the video, to which she replied, “What sex tape? Haha.”

sourcce: Gossip Cop

"what sex tape?hahah"......maybe she has done more than one sex tape and she was wondering about WHICH one is going to be leaked...

 

[misspistol]

Wow, StarsInHerEyes .... Not surprised about her being an awful person. No wonder Pootie quit his BFF position.

 

[sethii]

skip to 5:20

 

[Boomer]

^ Yo yo- I think all us guys should, like, make a new law that Lindsay and her family are Honorary Jersey Chicks- you know? I mean, like, they'd fit right in at Seaside Heights, you know, and we could like, see them in clubs and doing body shots and dancing on tables without underwear and stuff! I mean- can't ya see Pauly D in the hot tub with Lindsay and her sister at 3AM doing Patron and stuff? I'm gunna like call this guy I know who knows like, some chick that works in the Governors office- maybe get a rest stop on the Turnpike named after Lindsay...

 

[sethii]

^ I wouldn't be surprised if 'Pauly D' or 'The Situation'...hell, even 'Snooky', start taking legal action against anyone claiming they are involved with Lindsay. That's pretty common these days.

If Dina is clubbing with Lindsay until 4am....then who is looking after Cody and Ali? Or have they reached the age where its OK to live by yourself in hotels.

 

[Swallowtail]

I really wish she would wear a bra, and stop dressing herself like a retired p*rn star desperate for a comeback. Pun intended. She's what, 23? She looks like Donatella Versace's baby sister I was happy for her with the work in India, but geeze.

 

[Boomer]

The perfect guy to work as a bouncer at a club in Seaside Heights, NJ...

Michael Lohan is seen during a press conference outlining the Celebrity Boxing Federation's next event on January 6, 2010 in Folsom, Pennsylvania.

GettyImages.com

 

[dumbfairy]

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned that this sex tape is only 47 seconds long....or should that be short What a let down. One only wonders how the love of her life Sam is feeling about Lindsay and shock horror,a man

 

[Boomer]

^ I've never quite figured out the reason for doing sex tapes (at least ones that aren't destroyed that same evening) but it seems like whenever one shows up there are always 15 more right behind it!! Maybe the 47 second one is just a coming attraction... You know: If I can get $50k for the short one, I should be able to get at least a Mill for the two hour one with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and the Hell's Angels!

 

[misspistol]

I kind of imagine it being somebody filming over a bathroom stall.......

 

[Boomer]

^ A $100,000. -easy...if it's in color... B)