Madonna, put your legs away - and I don't mean over your shoulders or round the back of your neck. I don't want yoga with my handbags, I simply want a self-assured Madonna sitting around a cafe/gin joint after-hours, holding court - though that might involve contact with substances incompatible with Kabbalah.
None of this 'legs up to show off the shoes' - that's idiotic, if I want to look at a shoe, I know where people's feet are, they're usually below their head. There's no great allure in strained joints that makes me run to the shoe shop so I can recreate the same.
It's just that one pose, that one picture - no 'yoga thing' please. I'm looking at the mistress of reinvention, so I don't want to see the same thing again!