I Love Blind Items ! #1

[angela xx]

Natalie Portman came to mind first for the last one.

 

[Voltaire 6]

Hasn't Natalie been with Devendra for quite a while now? it says she has settled down, but she hasnt announced any new partner from Devendra (who i wub so it better not be Natalie lol)

i think it's Diaz lol she is just soooo cool it has to be her lol.

 

[classicalbang]

Didn't Natalie and Devendra break up?

 

[Deleted member 103203]

^
Yeah they did, I think it was over the summer.

 

[Boomer]

I hope it isn't Cameron, but, you know, behind closed doors, she has always impressed me as a female rodeo...

 

[Meg]

yeah but Cameron has been dating Paul Sculfor steadily for over 6 months now. This sounds more recent. I think it sounds like Drew, and the guy who she was with before - maybe some sort of pro-athlete? It does sound a bit like Natalie but she's never struck me as particularly full of 'girl power' the way Drew has.

 

[brokenenglish]

Thats what I thought first. But can it be Jennifer Aniston , because of this line
Everyone’s breathing a sigh of belated relief.

I don't think it can be Jen Aniston b/c the person clearly drives a Prisus which Jen does not.

Prisus driving femlae celebs include-
Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Natalie Portman ( all already said)....
What about Kate Hudson? She drives a Prisus.

 

[ILucas]

she drives Prius, i've seen couple of pictures of her driving.

ok i found the pictures here

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/10/25/jennifer-aniston-toyota-prius/all-comments/

 

[brokenenglish]

I had no idea. It seems like 8 out of 10 celebs have them!

 

[December_25th]

Regarding the Suri and Tom rumor
At first I didn't see the resemblance, but for anyone who has seen Tom Cruise's cousin William Mapother (who plays Ethan Rom on Lost), you can't deny that she's Tom's (or at least in the family!!). I wish I had pictures to back it up, but there were some photos a long time ago where the whole family was watching some kind of sports game and William Mapother was there too. The resemblance is crazy!

 

[misstarshine]

I think Kate Hudsen. she's just started apparently dating that Australian Golfer and the Bride Wars has just come out.

 

[wrngco]

Prius and snagged (snaggle tooth) which is what pere says Kirsten Dunst?

 

[wrngco]

Reese witherspoon and her gay boyfriend.

Chris Brown & Rihanna

 

[Deleted member 103203]

Its definitely not Drew Barrymore or Kate Hudson, because those two never settle down with anyone, at least from what I read onlaineygossip.com. I think its Cameron Diaz and Diddy.

 

[sweetcandy]

Drew Barrymore is a good guess, but I still think it's Cameron. I have seen more pictures of her at the Chateau Marmont and driving her Prius around than I've seen of Drew or Kate.

 

[MyNameIs]

I too think it's Cameron. But not with Diddy though.

 

[dpbenson]

Looking at the quote again with the clues highlighted...

Prius Crotch-Catch is so famous, so gorgeous, so down with everything cool in T-town: from always dating the hippest dude, to starring in the latest hit. She’s also politically aware! And she’s so full of enviable girl power, so pure! Surely she doesn’t sleep around! Everyone loves and wants to be Prius! Oh, and even though PC-C’s fallen in love from time to time, lately, she’s been on her own—but now appears to be settling sweetly down again. Everyone’s breathing a sigh of belated relief. So fab that Prius has met her latest BF, a fine and steady dude who knows nothing of his girl’s immediate and shocking past, which includes:

Many, many nights of hot, endless and very loud sex that white chick Prius just stopped having with Wally Wallup, an African-American dude who’s as studly as he is rich and infamous. No one knew Prius and Wally were dating—and they liked it that way, too, as they were wholly hooking up just for the wild nooky. Jeez, thought it was just the gays who went for the meaningless, sweaty hot sex, but what the ef do I know? Just that the hipster hotel where Wallup and Crotch-Catch always did it became even more infamous than it already is when the gorgeous twosome’s screams became so...well, vocal. Indeed, Mr. Wallup had to start posting his bodyguards outside their suite doors just to keep folks from breaking in and calling 911, or joining in, take your pick.

Doesn’t matter anymore, as Prius C-C only has eyes for her just-snagged, far-less-athletic nooky partner. Won’t last. Uh-uh, no friggin’ wild-sex-starved way. Mark my snoopy (and wise) words.

Cameron Diaz would make sense, except for the fact that she is not white (see the Personal Quotes section on her Imdb.com page). I would not say she's always starring in the latest hits. I also don't think she's known for being pure. I've heard rumors about she and the reasons why her skin is so bad for years.

My guess would be Scarlett Johansson. She drives a Prius. Her movies are definitely hits. She exchanged emails with Obama during his Presidential race (politically aware). She dated Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto, and Justin Timberlake. She has been linked to Derek Jeter. He is definitely athletic, and the nickname Wally Wallup makes sense for him.

True, Ryan Reynolds is her husband and not her boyfriend. However, I think the other clues point to her.

I just wish I could figure out to what the Crotch-Catch part of name refers.

 

[MyNameIs]

How about Natalie Portman then?

 

[dpbenson]

Natalie Portman does drive a Prius. She has dated Jude Law, Kai Jurgensen, Nathan Rothschild, Andy Samberg, Jake Gyllenhaal, Nathan Bogle, and Devendra Banhart (source). Hmmm...both Jake Gyllenhaal and Devendra Banhart are rumored to be gay.

How is she politically aware? I am not sure about the always starring in the latest hit. If she has broken up with Devendra Banhart, does anyone know who she is dating now?

How about Charlize Theron, Penelope Cruz or Julie Delpy?

 

[Cinthia]

natalie campaigned for obama