I Love Blind Items ! #1

[misstarshine]

It would be pretty shocking if it was Natalie

 

[mishahoi]

I just wish I could figure out to what the Crotch-Catch part of name refers.

Didn`t Natalie Portman do that SNL skit where she was all gangsta and grabbed her crotch, shocking everybody? It`s a reach, but....

 

[Cinthia]

i dont think its natalie. shes not full of girl power ot athletic. i think its drew or cameron.

 

[Pulp Fiction]

^ They were some rumors about Cameon & Diddy last year.

 

[~Blythe~]

I wouldn't consider Cameron to be "so down with everything cool" ...

I think Natalie is a good guess.

 

[Harumi]

Cameron is blond with blue eyes and fair skin. Yes she has Cuban ancestry but I doubt a blind item author would be so subtle as to list her or people like Martin Sheen or Alexis Bledel as latino.
I don't think it's her because she's been with the model for months.

I too think it's Cameron. But not with Diddy though.

I guess that tool's self-promoting antics are efficient for people to think of him as a sex-god.
According to Panache Report, which is pretty reliable when it comes to African American celebs, Diddy is an horrible lover, not to mention likes to beat women more than he likes to make love with them.
However, 50ct is apparently a total stud of epic proportion.
So I say: Natalie and 50ct

 

[eternitygoddess]

O_O. Natalie Portman and 50 cent. What has the world come to.

it could be Drew Barrymore. She's been talking alot about charlie's angels 3 and that movie is all about girl power.

 

[iluvjeisa]

I'm going with Portman and 50 C. Now that's a video I would like

 

[FASHIONLOVA]

portman???? i hope 50 has better taste than that
am sure it s cameron

 

[Cinthia]

what ? i hope natalie has better taste than that. lol

 

[Boomer]

what ? i hope natalie has better taste than that. lol

God, I'm with you!! And, I think (and pray) it is not Cameron because the BI eludes to her regular guy being out of shape or something to that effect- which her bf is certainly not! B)

 

[Nemova]

Oh dear, I can't believe I'm actually saying this (since he's such a sexist pig) but I think I'd be sorry for 50 Cent if it were him and Natalie. She is such a pain in the tushie. And if the BI is true, a c*****e fueled one too.

 

[9th&Hennepin]

This one's from Ted Casablanca: link to original (I had to edit out the drug references)

Prius Crotch-Catch is so famous, so gorgeous, so down with everything cool in T-town: from always dating the hippest dude, to starring in the latest hit. She’s also politically aware! And she’s so full of enviable girl power, so pure! Surely she doesn’t sleep around! Everyone loves and wants to be Prius! Oh, and even though PC-C’s fallen in love from time to time, lately, she’s been on her own—but now appears to be settling sweetly down again. Everyone’s breathing a sigh of belated relief. So fab that Prius has met her latest BF, a fine and steady dude who knows nothing of his girl’s immediate and shocking past, which includes:

Many, many nights of hot, endless and very loud sex that white chick Prius just stopped having with Wally Wallup, an African-American dude who’s as studly as he is rich and infamous. No one knew Prius and Wally were dating—and they liked it that way, too, as they were wholly hooking up just for the wild nooky. Jeez, thought it was just the gays who went for the meaningless, sweaty hot sex, but what the ef do I know? Just that the hipster hotel where Wallup and Crotch-Catch always did it became even more infamous than it already is when the gorgeous twosome’s screams became so...well, vocal. Indeed, Mr. Wallup had to start posting his bodyguards outside their suite doors just to keep folks from breaking in and calling 911, or joining in, take your pick.

Doesn’t matter anymore, as Prius C-C only has eyes for her just-snagged, far-less-athletic nooky partner. Won’t last. Uh-uh, no friggin’ wild-sex-starved way. Mark my snoopy (and wise) words.

I hate myself for noticing this but as for the Drew theory:

"So fab that Prius has met her latest BF"

I may be reading too much into it, seeing as Ted seems to be so full of **** and i usually don't bother reading his blind's. It's not particularly juicy either as far as BI's go but, anyhoo!

 

[iluvjeisa]

Oh dear, I can't believe I'm actually saying this (since he's such a sexist pig) but I think I'd be sorry for 50 Cent if it were him and Natalie. She is such a pain in the tushie. And if the BI is true, a c*****e fueled one too.

Stop talking like this, it's too sexy for words, except I'm thinking he's probably more of a pain....eh...I need a shower.

 

[--Vespertine--]

from I'm not obsessed site:

1. This star tweener actress very recently had a procedure done which avoided the need for a shotgun wedding or awkward questions when doing her next press tour. It also probably saved her the explanation to her current boyfriend about why the baby was not going to look like him.
2. Which tiny celeb makes his aides pick out all of the red sweeties out of a bag of M&M's because that's the only colour he likes?
3. Which nymphette actress had a really, really swell time in rehab, and has been telling pals that she “got laid there” all the time?

 

[Nemova]

^
3 - Hayden Panettiere or Vanessa Hudgens (sp?).
4 - 'spoilt brat' makes me think of Avril Lavigne, but calling her a rocker would be too much of a stretch, plus she was married.

Stop talking like this, it's too sexy for words, except I'm thinking he's probably more of a pain....eh...I need a shower.

 

[eternitygoddess]

50 CENT? 50 CENT?

That guy is grosssssssssssssssssssssss. And his music:

"Take me to the candy shop. I'll let you lick my lollipop."

O_O

I strongly question NP's judgment if she were with him.

 

[FASHIONLOVA]

i think he s great and way better than her. she s so stuck up and blah

 

[lokert]

for the record i agree about portman being "stuck up and blah"

i don't think neither panettiere or hudgens went to rehab.

 

[hitchcock_blonde]

kirsten dunst for the rehab actress?