I Love Blind Items ! #1

[nikita]

well, i just googled aaron eckhart's pics and his eyes do look a lot like suri's.....but i guess when youre looking for something, you tend to find it.

 

[FASHIONLOVA]

I think this this newly engaged NFL player would be surprised to learn that his future wife has been spending a great deal of time talking and texting her old boyfriend every chance she gets and even making plans to meet while she is alone and out of town. Of course it probably serves our NFL player right.

Well, well, well. Let the rumors begin anew. This B list film actress with A list name recognition was spotted last night getting her shoulders rubbed and her hand held by this B list television actress from a network drama.


Which high-profile celeb couple, who insist they are madly in love, actually sleep in separate rooms? They check into separate suits in hotels.

This celebrity couple is known for their commitment to each other despite their age difference. Each appears to have adapted well to parenting in a blended family. However, one parent was recently caught by one of their grown children in a compromising situation outside of the family. The child - who is also pursuing a career in acting - is now in the uncomfortable position of lying to the one parent about the other in order to keep the family intact

 

[westcoast1717]

^^ I think that last one is Demi and Ashton. The grown child pursuing acting would be Rumer.

 

[lokert]

Which high-profile celeb couple, who insist they are madly in love, actually sleep in separate rooms? They check into separate suits in hotels.

Reese witherspoon and her gay boyfriend.

 

[brokenenglish]

^They don't really insist how madly in love they are though. I don't think either one has ever really addressed the relationship publicly.

 

[Boomer]

^^ How about Tom and Katie? That was my first thought...
BTW, I worked in a lot of hotels along the way: DO NOT let people at the front desk, room service or the limo drivers know these things, like seperate rooms or having late night "visitors" or whatever...it WILL get out- trust me... You could run a gossip site from what flies around the employee cafeteria...

 

[*k.a.t.e*]

I think this this newly engaged NFL player would be surprised to learn that his future wife has been spending a great deal of time talking and texting her old boyfriend every chance she gets and even making plans to meet while she is alone and out of town. Of course it probably serves our NFL player right.

Tom and Gisele (with Leo)? They're rumoured to be engaged.

 

[brokenenglish]

You could run a gossip site from what flies around the employee cafeteria...

Great idea. I will be the new Perez Hilton but have my "office" at the Four Seasons employee lounge instead of the Coffee Bean.
Boomer, you want a job?

 

[MyNameIs]

It premiered at Toronto Film Festival in Sep 05. So can't be that.

But either way, I don't know how you can not see the resemblance. There's a reason why people stopped talking about this "conspiracy" as soon as Suri's pictures became widely seen.

 

[Boomer]

Great idea. I will be the new Perez Hilton but have my "office" at the Four Seasons employee lounge instead of the Coffee Bean.
Boomer, you want a job?

Sure! Except I no longer work in those casino/hotels (hopefully permanently) so I couldn't be of too much help anymore...And, don't think that a lot of the info the gossips use doesn't come from doormen, housekeeping people, bartenders, room service waiters, etc...Half of them in New York, Atlantic City and Vegas are making a little side money with a secret phone number in their wallet..Not that I would know anything about all of that....

 

[dpbenson]

I think this this newly engaged NFL player would be surprised to learn that his future wife has been spending a great deal of time talking and texting her old boyfriend every chance she gets and even making plans to meet while she is alone and out of town. Of course it probably serves our NFL player right.

One of the women from the Girls Next Door just got engaged to a football player. Although, why she would still be texting Hugh Hefner is beyond me.

But either way, I don't know how you can not see the resemblance. There's a reason why people stopped talking about this "conspiracy" as soon as Suri's pictures became widely seen.

That's okay, because I don't know how you can see the resemblance.

 

[Boomer]

One of the women from the Girls Next Door just got engaged to a football player. Although, why she would still be texting Hugh Hefner is beyond me.

Well, he's world famous, powerful, has hundreds of millions of dollars and her fiancee is...ummm...

Hey, isn't Kim Kardashian engaged to an NFL player?
And, People this morning is saying Giselle is denying she and Tom Brady are engaged, btw...

 

[Working Girl]

I honestly don't see a resemblence between Suri and Tom.

Suri was born in April 2006, which means she was conceived circa August 2005 (assuming a nine-month pregnancy and not one of shorter duration).

Thank You for Smoking, in which she played Heather Holloway, was released in March 2006. When was that movie filming? If it was anytime around August 2005, then one of the people working on that film was the father of Suri.

As soon as Katie hooked up with Tom, her acting jobs were none existent. Beside the one she did with Diane Keaton. Since 2005 she has had only two acting jobs. I hate the guy, but I think it is Tom's daughter or his cousins. Suri looks exactly like his mother.

 

[dpbenson]

This one's from Ted Casablanca: link to original (I had to edit out the drug references)

Prius Crotch-Catch is so famous, so gorgeous, so down with everything cool in T-town: from always dating the hippest dude, to starring in the latest hit. She’s also politically aware! And she’s so full of enviable girl power, so pure! Surely she doesn’t sleep around! Everyone loves and wants to be Prius! Oh, and even though PC-C’s fallen in love from time to time, lately, she’s been on her own—but now appears to be settling sweetly down again. Everyone’s breathing a sigh of belated relief. So fab that Prius has met her latest BF, a fine and steady dude who knows nothing of his girl’s immediate and shocking past, which includes:

Many, many nights of hot, endless and very loud sex that white chick Prius just stopped having with Wally Wallup, an African-American dude who’s as studly as he is rich and infamous. No one knew Prius and Wally were dating—and they liked it that way, too, as they were wholly hooking up just for the wild nooky. Jeez, thought it was just the gays who went for the meaningless, sweaty hot sex, but what the ef do I know? Just that the hipster hotel where Wallup and Crotch-Catch always did it became even more infamous than it already is when the gorgeous twosome’s screams became so...well, vocal. Indeed, Mr. Wallup had to start posting his bodyguards outside their suite doors just to keep folks from breaking in and calling 911, or joining in, take your pick.

Doesn’t matter anymore, as Prius C-C only has eyes for her just-snagged, far-less-athletic nooky partner. Won’t last. Uh-uh, no friggin’ wild-sex-starved way. Mark my snoopy (and wise) words.

 

[dajrekshn]

Drew Barrymore?

 

[sweetcandy]

Cameron Diaz

 

[ILucas]

Thats what I thought first. But can it be Jennifer Aniston , because of this line
Everyone’s breathing a sigh of belated relief.

 

[AppleShaker]

or Diaz? maybe natalie portman??? i have no idea

 

[dpbenson]

Are Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore always starring in the latest hits?

What are the latest hits? Right now, I can only think of The Dark Knight, which has been out of theaters for some time...

Also, is Cameron Diaz white? I remember she was one of the famous Hispanics that the Spanish Club used to feature in their display.

 

[Hanne]

what is that about 'mark my snoopy words' at the end of the BI ?
I immediately thought of snoop dog.. but he hardly fits the bill..