Keeping Up With Lindsay #4 (please put all Lohan news here)

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Oh, look!! The head cheerleader from Hollywood High showed up instead of Lindsay!! Oh, wait- that's her!! Such an innocent looking, misunderstood All American Girl!! :rolleyes:

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Lindsay Lohan is before Judge Stephanie Sautner right now ... to explain her failed alcohol test. The judge could throw Lindsay in jail. We're in court, but the judge won't allow BlackBerries or cameras. The second the hearing is over, we'll let you know the hits, runs and errors.
 
JOKE!!! As in: This is all a JOKE!! Judge said "Poor judgement is not a probation violation" and she went home...!!! :blink:
 
JOKE!!! As in: This is all a JOKE!! Judge said "Poor judgement is not a probation violation" and she went home...!!! :blink:
I guess if poor judgement was a violation, the stupid Judge would be forced to jail himself!!!


What a comedy of fools out there -- go ahead, Liloser ... drink more, drive around, no consequences will come from it.:ninja:
 
She'll never get back to where she was because her addictions are just far too strong. She'll get breaks here and there, but she'll never actually live up to her early promise.
 
HERE we go again with one of the standard Lilo dramas- I knew something was missing... B)

It hasn't been the best week for Lindsay Lohan.
She bailed on a big interview with Matt Lauer, possibly failed an alcohol test and went to court today.
And now, a source tells me that her former girlfriend Sam Ronson is seeing a new redhead who has a lot in common with Lindsay, and that the troubled actress is "beyond jealous"...

"Sam has been seeing her new girl for the past couple of weeks now," the source says. "They are very affectionate with each other and not afraid to show it. Sam was even being touchy feely with her in front of her twin sister Charlotte at a recent party."
Interestingly enough, Sam's latest ladyfriend used to be into only guys before she started seeing Sam...just like Lindsay.
We all know that Lindsay has a track record of jealousy issues surrounding Sam, and the source says LiLo has been "freaking out" over the new pairing.
"She hates when Sam is seeing a new girl," my source says.
At least there's one bright side to Lindsay's life...she managed to again avoid going to jail today, and according to her lawyer, she can drink alcohol legally in her home while on house arrest.
Party at Lindsay's tonight!

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i dont really understand...was it a clerical error that she wasnt supposed to be tested? :unsure:
 
^ Man, it sure looks like Lindsay has some juice in the LA legal system, with the number of "little technicalities" that keep getting her back at the beach instead of in jail like everyone else.. :cry:

But, Page Six reports there is hope for mankind!! I can't wait for my invitation to arrive!! :rolleyes:

LiLo already plans to party

Lindsay Lohan's already lining up big plans after her break from house arrest. The troubled star will reportedly complete her sentence on Wednesday and is due to celebrate her 25th birthday at Paul Sevigny and André Saraiva's joint 40th-birthday party at Stadium Red Estate in the Hamptons on July 2. But that could be thwarted if the LA district attorney and probation officers push for random d**g and alcohol testing to be reinstated.
Sevigny, Saraiva and Lohan all share a birthday on July 2, and as of yesterday, Lohan was confirmed on the guest list for the "L-A-takes-over-the-Hamptons" bash along with her ex Samantha Ronson, Mark Ronson, Liv Tyler and Chloe Sevigny. The gated property in Water Mill is ideal for a high-profile, 300-person bash as it's impenetrable by paparazzi. Lohan's rep said, "Right now I'm not commenting on anything other than today's hearing" -- which resulted in her avoiding a return to jail.
 
Can you say laughing in the judges face!?? Looks like a Tiki Bar to me.... :unsure:

Lindsay Lohan blocks view of condo rooftop with new bamboo fence

LOS ANGELES -- Lindsay Lohan has installed a bamboo fence around the rooftop of her Los Angeles condo after being scolded by a judge for throwing an outdoor barbecue while she was under house arrest.
The new barrier will block prying eyes and the paparazzi, who had snapped the actress partying with friends on the roof on June 12, Radar Online reported Friday.
One day after the summer shindig, Lohan failed a urine test, testing positive for alcohol.
Her probation officers said the failed test constituted a violation of her probation for a 2007 DUI charge, but a judge disagreed, ruling Thursday the terms only required Lohan to undergo testing for controlled substances in January and February of 2011.

Judge Stephanie Sautner went on to chastise the actress, however, for exercising "extremely poor judgment" in hosting the house party and said she could only entertain one guest at a time for the remainder of her sentence.
Lohan is currently under house arrest for pleading no contest to taking a $2,500 necklace from a pricey Los Angeles boutique early this year. She began serving her sentence May 26 and could complete her time before her birthday on July 2.
"Lindsay is in compliance with the terms and conditions of her probation ... and her electronic monitoring," her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley told reporters Thursday. "She obeyed all laws, she has done nothing wrong. Let's give her credit for that."
TMZ reported the "Mean Girls" star told friends that she was drinking kombucha tea, which claims to contain less than 0.05 percent alcohol, and that could have led to her failed urine test.
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TMZ reported the "Mean Girls" star told friends that she was drinking kombucha tea, which claims to contain less than 0.05 percent alcohol, and that could have led to her failed urine test.
Total fabrication, we know LiLoser has been drinking the entire time...with Mummy after case, in NYC, now in "jail".

LiLoser lies like Casey Anthony.
 
She's SO stupid. Clean bathrooms isn't enough, she really needs a long time in prison to learn.
 
^ And, the cops I know say the equipment would never be sensitive enough to measure that amount of 'alcohol' mixed in with a bottle of tea; that would be like measuring if you used mouthwash this morning...She is just making it up as usual, but then, why wouldn't she when it has been getting her off all along! :huh: WHAT an impressive legal system out in LA...
 
WTF? I haven't been in this thread for a while and WOW, I can't believe this crap. It never ends and SHE never learns a damn thing. What a freaking joke. :shock:
I guess I really shouldn't be "wowed" though as it is Li-Lo and her fantasy fairy tales. :huh:
 
^ Interesting, some of her father's 'associates', I presume? :innocent:
Didn't the story about the Matt Lauer incident say she had booked it all by herself? Sounds like yet another example of Lindsay's business savvy; I'll bet she is open to setting up all sorts of questionable "cash only" deals now that the bank account is running low....
 
Lindsay will be on September cover of Vanity Fair.

Vanity Fair has shot under-house-arrest Lindsay Lohan to be its cover siren.

Lohan, meantime, was said to be shooting VF's cover last weekend while under house arrest. "She just bleached her hair blond in preparation," said a source close to the shoot at LiLo's Los Angeles home.

The article is expected to focus on "the new Lindsay," according to sources -- although it remains to be seen if the actress will be up to her old tricks once she's legally allowed outside again at the end of June.

Vanity Fair put Lohan on its October cover last year with a line that read, " 'It' Girl to Jailbird: Lindsay Lohan/What Went Wrong and How She Can Right Herself," with the pull quote, "I'm literally falling apart!" Now we'll see if she's keeping it together.

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^ The New Lindsay!! :woot: Awesome! I'll bet this will be (another) big embarrassment by the time it hits the newsstands and she is back to her old ways...What a joke! :rolleyes: (BTW- This is the best VF can do for a cover story? There are no show business people to feature who maybe work and produce something to profile? Reminds me of why I let my subscription expire after many years of reading it...Editor Graydon Carter has become the not exactly fashionable Anna Wintour- seemingly being more interested in producing a monthly that is half Us Weekly and half Rolling Stone and filling his Waverly Inn in NYC with every celebrity on the planet- which all fits Lindsay's profile perfectly...) :(
 
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