Keeping Up With Lindsay #4 (please put all Lohan news here)

[misspistol]

Harsh but fair.

 

[Boomer]

^ I just don't get her...She says all the right things while very publicly continuing the same behaviors that got her in trouble in the first place! She must be aware of what is going on in her life, right? Classic denial I guess...

 

[Jenna-maria]

LOOK AT THIS GIF

http://huhuurioo.tumblr.com/post/9983242353



I am laughing hysterically for this quote

'Marilyn never wanted to be just a celebrity. Neither do I... I had always thought that movie stars were in films that would last forever in your mind. But now the films don't. I don't want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.'

STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO MARILYN MONROE!!!!!
and if you do not wanna be rememberd about woman who goes out every night and who get´s trouble all the time, stop doing that!
don´t complain and don´t whine all the time about your situation, just do something to make things better.

and films today can stay on people mind forever, if it is a good film.
but lindsay, you have not done good films.
so shut up now.



she has been this way like...six years??? or something like that.
i have lost hope about her.
i just wish she would go away.
but she is just fame wh*re who cannot live without her paparazzis.

 

[twnv]

LOOK AT THIS GIF

http://huhuurioo.tumblr.com/post/9983242353



I am laughing hysterically for this quote

STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO MARILYN MONROE!!!!!
and if you do not wanna be rememberd about woman who goes out every night and who get´s trouble all the time, stop doing that!
don´t complain and don´t whine all the time about your situation, just do something to make things better.

and films today can stay on people mind forever, if it is a good film.
but lindsay, you have not done good films.
so shut up now.



she has been this way like...six years??? or something like that.
i have lost hope about her.
i just wish she would go away.
but she is just fame wh*re who cannot live without her paparazzis.

Hahahha you made my laugh so much, you're amazingly funny, I so agree with you! Let's try and give you karma for your comment hihi.

 

[myown]

LOOK AT THIS GIF

http://huhuurioo.tumblr.com/post/9983242353
.

that´s photoshopped, right?

 

[Alvedansen]

^it was from some parody i can't find. there were many more gifs, i could only find these two, it was hilarious

strangecosmos, hotcelebsvids

 

[myown]

^

 

[Boomer]

^ I first saw those on Jay Leno, I'm not sure if they had done them or just used them....

 

[Jenna-maria]

HAHAHA those gifs

I seriously tought that pencel stealing gif was real
and now I am little dissapointed that was just made-up
situation.
Anyway, I can imagine that situation, Lindsay stealing stuff....

twnv

 

[twnv]

^lol, I know those gifs, I love them!

Honestly, I try not to post here too much only when I feel the need to, I think I've wasted time following her all the time, but then again there is something interesting about her. If it is the way she looks (hair colour), clothes, those rumors, photoshoots, she has a certain something that makes me still want to check what's going on with her.
Trying to get rid off it, I don't succeed so far hihi.

 

[farou7a]

oh God, i she still in and out of court? I could sleep for a hundred years, get kissed by my prince, wake up and she'd prob still be in and out of court.

 

[Boomer]

Didn't she get a lecture a month or so back from the judge about how she HAD to get her community service hours in and get a therapist to work with- no more Mr Nice Guy- THIS time we're serious!!? And now she is hitting the shows and parties at Fashion Week in New York looking like an over the hill call girl?? Am I missing something here??

 

[Aqua Tofana]

Lindsay Lohan Nearly Causes Riot at Cynthia Rowley


The first celeb we saw at Cynthia Rowley's show Friday night — though by no means the last — was America's Next Top Model's resident dreamboat Nigel Barker, and the gravitational pull of his hotness pulled us down to the front row to ask him about the most important development that's occurred since we saw him in February: his once-again shaved head. And thank God. Nigel Barker with hair was like Tom Selleck without a mustache. Nigel explained that the shaved head is just cooler for summer, and that he'd only grown out his hair in the first place because he wanted to prove to his little girls that he was capable of growing hair at all. "I was astounded by the press I received," he said. "Miss J was rather pissed off that I was stealing his moment." Speaking of Top Model, we also couldn't resist wondering whether or not Nigel has read Miss Tyra's forthcoming young-adult magnum opus, Modelland, coming out Tuesday. "I haven't read the entire thing," Nigel hedged, "but we've been working on it since the last season of Top Model, so I am very familiar with all aspects of it." We speculated that this meant they were prepping some Modelland-themed shoots for this upcoming All Stars season. Nigel just smiled. "What are my eyes saying?" he asked. "My mouth is saying nothing, and my eyes are saying something else. I'm smizing an answer to you. Read into it." Trust me, kind sir, we will read the hell out of it. Possibly several times.

We were still toasting in the glow of Nigel's hotness when, right before the lights went down, a platinum-and-orange waif in tiny trousers, massive shades, and hypnotically puffy lips burst forth from backstage, hustling to a front-row seat with ruthless efficiency (and several security guards). For one glorious, confusing moment, we — and, we later learned, everyone in the rows around us — thought this walking creamsicle had to be Donatella Versace. Then, the entire room full of journalists sat ramrod straight and let out excited, disbelieving, four-letter expletives as we all realized this was actually Lindsay Freaking Lohan. We then simultaneously commenced trying to figure out if she was wearing pants. (They were shorts. Small ones. Very, very small ones.) The take-home here for Lindsay should be that we all initially mistook her for somebody much crispier who is thirty years her senior, but we suspect instead she will mentally gloss over that part and focus only on how fast the crowd of blasé, already-burned-out fashionistas whipped out their smartphones and overloaded AT&T service. One photographer even went so far as to walk down onto the runway — which we'd been expressly forbidden to do, given that it was mirrored — and get in her face to take a photo, prompting event organizers to confiscate both his camera (which looked more expensive than her extensions) and his credentials, which they ripped from his neck with soap-operatic verve. The room applauded, led by Lindsay herself, as she settled into her seat between a shell-shocked-seeming Leigh Lezark — we feel you, Leigh — and Lindsay's companion, who is either a Johnny Depp superfan or an actual pirate. Seriously, he had the long hair and the scruff and the vest flapping over a mostly-open shirt… all he was missing was a parrot and an eye-patch, although we'd bet Lindsay has a couple of those floating around her hotel room somewhere.

Everything else that we observed in between Nigel's smizing and Lindsay's swashbuckling has been a bit lost in our mental shuffle, but according to our notes — which were eventually covered over with diagonal and impassioned scrawls about Lohan and her buccaneer — we also spied Alexa Chung, in shoes that looked like wearable disco balls. They were about a hundred percent flashier than anything on House’s Lisa Edelstein, who is actually now The Good Wife’s Lisa Edelstein, which is probably why she is in town. She totally flew under the radar in a belted olive maxi-dress, minding her own business and exchanging pleasantries with Gossip Girl’s Kelly Rutherford (who waited in line and filed into the venue with the rest of us plebes). Their seatmate Aleksa Palladino of Boardwalk Empire looked mildly confused much of time, perhaps fearing that Lindsay's buddy was going make us all walk the plank. And just down the row, there sat a makeup-free Samantha Mathis chatting with China Chow, as well as Chris Bosh, who was in attendance with his wife Adrienne — meaning that, after Dwyane Wade at rag & bone, we scored two out of the Miami Heat’s big three in one day. If only someone had called Bron-Bron, we'd have had a Yahtzee. Oh well. Maybe Nigel will play with us instead.

nymag

 

[Kenysha75]

A ho who witnessed this important moment in peanut history gave this first-hand account to Page Six:

“Jason and LiLo were sitting across from each other, then Jason started throwing peanuts or paper at her. Lindsay kept ducking to miss them until she decided to throw them right back at him. Then they began throwing nuts at each other trying to get it into each other’s mouths. Once finished they got up and hugged and started laughing together.”
Dlisted

 

[Boomer]

^ Ah- such a cute kid...what is she, nine years old now??

 

[shoesexy]

...a platinum-and-orange waif in tiny trousers, massive shades, and hypnotically puffy lips burst forth from backstage, hustling to a front-row seat with ruthless efficiency (and several security guards). For one glorious, confusing moment, we — and, we later learned, everyone in the rows around us — thought this walking creamsicle had to be Donatella Versace. Then, the entire room full of journalists sat ramrod straight and let out excited, disbelieving, four-letter expletives as we all realized this was actually Lindsay Freaking Lohan. We then simultaneously commenced trying to figure out if she was wearing pants.

Ouch!

 

[sidda]

Isn't this her first fashion week in a while? I vaguely remember her being banned for being too ...Lohany for a while.

 

[Boomer]

^ Maybe it qualifies as her court ordered community service, "Write a term paper about your experience at NYFW and the parties you attended (at least one single spaced page)..."

 

[Boomer]

The Lindsay Dee NY Charm Offensive continues!! I swear, this girl really knows how to get on people's good side and be popular!!

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2011/09/lindsay_lohan_was_not_happy_at.html?mid=twitter_TheCut

 

[lucy92]

guess that means she wont be on the cover of new york magazine again!

i dont know she can use that type of language in public. shouldnt she be afraid that someone is videotaping the event?