Keeping Up With Lindsay #4 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

Maybe I should check the Vegas websites...odds of Lindsay winning an Oscar in the next few years? What would you think- maybe 100,000 to one??

 

[shoesexy]

LiLoser is delusional and a habitual liar.

Only "Oscar" she'll be "sitting with" is a guy in a bathroom stall or her probation officer.

Unless, of course, she steals someone else's Oscar.

 

[isa.b.elle.]

Only "Oscar" she'll be "sitting with" is a guy in a bathroom stall or her probation officer.
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[yogini108]

ugghhh an oscar? she just doesnt make sense.

 

[Party_Vixen]

She's still going on about that Oscar?! Never going to happen. I can't even see her being nominated for a Globes.

 

[Boomer]

^ I can't even see her even getting an acting job if she doesn't clean up her act very quickly!! My God- the movies are struggling to get financing for proven professionals- who is going to take a chance on throwing money down the drain for a Lindsay project!!

 

[McClaire]

Haven't been in this thread for a while and still nothing has changed. She has really jacked up her face hasn't she. Love that she has learned to love herself...like she's capable of loving anyone else.
FYI Lindsay- Gary Oldman has never been nominated for an Oscar, Julianne Moore has never won one I seriously doubt you have a better chance.

 

[Boomer]

Lindsay to Plead No Contest to Theft


4/30/2011 by TMZ Staff


Lindsay Lohan will plead no contest to the misdemeanor theft charge she faces over that pesky necklace ... sources connected with the case tell TMZ.

We're told Lindsay is committed to what she told Jay Leno this week -- that she wants to accept responsibility and move on with her life.

So Lindsay and her lawyer, Shawn Holley, will go back to Judge Stephanie Sautner as early as next week to enter the plea.

Lindsay has already been sentenced to 120 days in jail for the probation violation, along with 480 hours of community service. Sources tell us Lindsay and her lawyer are banking on Judge Sautner not adding additional time on the theft charge. In other words, when Lindsay serves her 120-day sentence, that would be the end of it. And sources familiar with the case say that would be a routine disposition.

L.A. County Sheriff's spokesperson Steve Whitmore tells TMZ his rough calculation is that Lindsay would serve three weeks, although there are variables to that.

We're also told the L.A. County District Attorney is inclined to give the case to the L.A. City Attorney, since the D.A. typically prosecutes felonies and the case is now a misdemeanor. But now that Lindsay will plead no contest, it doesn't make a lot of sense for the D.A. to kick the case to the City Attorney.

Holley could not be reached for comment.

 

[lucy92]

new photoshoot shot by mike rosenthal, source egotastic
i've never heard of this photographer. what is the shoot promoting?

 

[Boomer]

...what is the shoot promoting?

I don't know- Escort Service? Gentleman's Club??

 

[shoesexy]

Lindsay to Plead No Contest to Theft

So ..... she's now going to admit to stealing the necklace after lying & lying & lying about it?

Maybe the jail time will help her with her Andrew ..... Andrew ..... Andrew! problem.

I'm betting she's too "hot" to test and is afraid.

 

[Boomer]

^ Funny, though...She went from a felony charge to a misdemeanor, from the possibility of three years in prison to what may end up being a couple of weeks in county jail (probation violation conveniently included) and could well be out 'working' within a month or two...If you think about it, it seems like she might actually be beating the system again!!

 

[shoesexy]

^Plus, it's clear she's been in violation of her probation more than a few times. (Psst ... Andrew!)

 

[Boomer]

^ That was an impersonator...no doubt a Mixed Martial Arts Cactus fighter, too...the one from the Sidewalks of New York...

 

[sethii]

Here she is, the self-proclaimed future Best Actress Academy Award Winner in 'Blank Magazine'

"Mommy send these 2 shots to Spielberg!"

foro famouspeople via Lizbabe09, the rest here http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=9056559&postcount=644

 

[Boomer]

^ What a shame Brando isn't still around to do a remake of Streetcar with Lindsay! Or maybe with Olivier or Richard Burton- obviously Lindsay should be doing Shakespeare opposite some brilliant actor of equal stature...

 

[sethii]

Lindsay Lohan set to act as a teacher
Published: 29 Apr 2011
TROUBLED star LINDSAY LOHAN might teach acting classes at a homeless shelter as part of her community service, it was reported yesterday.
The Los Angeles Downtown Women's Center wants the Mean Girls star, 24, to help with their theatre workshops.

A spokeswoman said they were "extremely interested in having Lindsay contribute her talents".

Sources said Lohan was interested, adding that she believed it would be "a perfect fit for her community service".

She was given 480 hours' community service as part of her sentence for breaching probation.

thesun.co.uk

So now if a homeless woman enters the shelter she could be taught how to portray a stripper or a prostitute by a former child star who has never taken an acting lesson in her life. Gotta love California!

 

[Boomer]

^ Oh the punishment!! Oh the Humanity!! Imagine how much of her time there will be spent drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes- it could be too much for the girl!!

 

[shoesexy]

TROUBLED star LINDSAY LOHAN might teach acting classes at a homeless shelter as part of her community service...

Shouldn't she should teach them something she's good at ...

How about LiLoser teaches homeless women how to steal! Homeless people need things, too.

 

[dauphine]

I think the shoot looks good, just she needs to put the t*ts away is all.
Photoshoots = work (?)