I Love Blind Items ! #3

[Boomer]

^ D List- soon maybe...but not a reality star, right?
BTW- how sad is that if it is, indeed, true...

 

[shoesexy]

CDAN

Ewwwww.

 

[colourmefashion]

it wouldnt be Ali Lohan would it ?
didnt she and dina have their own 'reality' show ?

but then again, they are hardly even near D list rating

 

[Boomer]

^ Oh Lord, you're right...

 

[dpbenson]

#179

Assuming the phrase, "celebrity mother" means that the mother is a celebrity then I doubt it's Dina and Ali Lohan. Dina is really not that famous.

 

[Boomer]

^ But she was a Rockette!! Acted on Broadway and on Soap Operas!!
(Of course no one else seems to remember this, but still...)

 

[colourmefashion]

im sure dina thinks of herself as a celebrity because she has a famous daughter

such a dysfuntional family.

 

[Mignonette]

From ONTD:

Be careful of a sweet young thing who looks supercute in a matching hair band:

As if ditching her poor PR boyfriend and leaving him out to dry wasn't conniving enough, it turns out sexually adventurous Blind Vice superstar Shafterella Shoshstein was selling out that cute romance partner of hers all along.

Shafterella had arranged to be her ex's publicity-only girlfriend (they were friends and both stars' agents thought it would be a good idea for their A-list careers), but planned all along to dump him. This would leave the world to wonder why the poor dude couldn't make a relationship with a woman work—and fuel gossip that he's gay.

Which, of course, he is, but that's beside the point.

How do we know S.S. had such an evil plan?

"She was with the boyfriend she's with now all along," says a source deep within the managerial machinations that put the two very beautiful stars in a relationship. "People think it just started after she broke up, but it didn't, the other guy was there all along—and they were very serious."

The dumped boyfriend, by the by, is furious with Shafterella for leaving him in a lurch. He knew people were suspecting his romance with Shoshstein was suspect to begin with, but when she reneged on their PR agreement to be romantically involved (for show), not only did she do it behind his back—and without warning—the dumpee had actually gone to great lengths to curb his own real-life love life, and to make the ersatz affair look as believable as possible.

Granted, this was one of the man's worst performances of his career, but let's put it this way: He's ultimately a nice guy and was doing his best to abide by the commitment he'd made to Shafterella, who was diddling somebody else off to the side the whole time, laughing and scheming all along.

Wonder when karma's gonna twist her little sweater set around her neck, already?

And what I want to know is why aren't there awards in this town for Best Fake Relationship?

Oh, forgot, there are: People magazine gives them out weekly.

And it ain't: Miley Cyrus, Jessica Szohr, Michelle Williams

 

[Boomer]

^ Leighton Meester and Sebastian Stan??

 

[Nemova]

^Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner?

 

[Boomer]

^ Hummm...Could be- but Shafterella Shoshstein= SS = Sebastian Stan, and the matching headband thing is just very suspicious..

 

[Mignonette]

From ONTD:

1. I had no idea this youngish B list movie actress who has been in one movie after the other for the past year was so nice. Every day she is in town our actress goes to a coffee shop close to where she lives. Everyday she would see the same homeless man there asking for money. One day some guy kicked his cup and our actress stopped to help him pick up the change and they got to talking. From then on they would talk for a minute or two and she would give him a few dollars. She then heard his story and how he had ended up on the streets. Well, after about a month of this, our actress got him a job in the mail room of her agent, found him a place to live and gave him enough money to pay for his expenses for a few months while he was getting on his feet.



2. On a recent trip to a popular family theme park, we hear this celeb was kicked out of the park for trying to snort ******* on a ride. The sad thing was her kids ended up leaving with her and were upset to end their fun early. As far as we know, the authorities were left out of the situation, but there is allegedly security footage of the incident which could come back and haunt her. Not Britney Spears.


3. This celebrity who was more popular in the 80’s has become a risk taker and has recently been trying to convince his hook-ups to have sex in public places. The last public place? A bathroom at the local courthouse in the middle of the day. Now I guess we know where the wild things really are. Not Charlie Sheen.

4. It’s not so simple with this celeb couple. They recently had a knock-down, drag-out fight after she learned that he and his brother were partying until dawn with a gaggle of gorgeous girls.

From CDAN:

#1 & 2 - This A list (and it pains me to call him A list) movie actor was doing press work for his latest flop. Instead of doing what he could to try and get a few people to see it by being nice to the press, he berated them constantly, would not answer their questions and was as miserable as a person can be. He also made several interviews unusable by his actions which made the whole process a waste for at least one network.

#1 - actor
#2 - latest flop

#3 & #4 - This C+/B- primarily television actress was doing press for her hit almost network ensemble television show. She showed up to everything she was supposed to, but was so whacked out on ***** that it hardly even mattered. Forget about interviews, she could barely form words.

#3 - actress
#4 - show

 

[dajrekshn]

the first of the first- Kristen Stewart
the first one of the second- Ashton Kutcher

 

[Alvedansen]

^Kristen?! no way, she never goes out to buy coffee anyways, right? and she doesn't have one movie after the other, the biggest guess was Amanda Seyfried and i believe it. and Kristen is young, Amanda is only young-ish since she's already in her mid-twenties

#4 of the first is Joel Madden and Nicole Richie

 

[dajrekshn]

^Kristen?! no way, she never goes out to buy coffee anyways, right? and she doesn't have one movie after the other, the biggest guess was Amanda Seyfried and i believe it. and Kristen is young, Amanda is only young-ish since she's already in her mid-twenties

#4 of the first is Joel Madden and Nicole Richie

i have no clue if she goes out to buy coffee or not, but she proved she can be pretty stealth when it comes to hiding. esp. since the BI said how she does it close to her home - nobody knows where she lives anyway. she has had one movie after another for the past year - NM -TYH - TR - Elipse - WTTR. the only thing which doesn't fit is really "the youngish" comment but then again, she's already older than most of her collegues who could fit as young - Dakota for example (though she's def young). Amanda does fit too tho, but except for Dear John and upcoming Letters to Juliet i don't remember any other movie she starred in the last year?

 

[Deleted member 103203]

^
Chloe, Jennifer's Body, Boogie Woogie.. It seems in the last three years Amanda has worked non-stop. I sometimes see photos of her walking her dog getting coffee.. It could be her.

 

[Alvedansen]

most of Kristens movies don't even get cinema release or flop though and in most articles about Amanda it's noted that she works constantly and has one movie after the other coming out for a year, Kristen isn't working a lot besides Twilight and that's just one movie a year. (and i just can't see her having a conversation with a homeless man when she's too paradnoid to buy a burger at a fast food restaurant)

 

[shoesexy]

From ONTD:
3. This celebrity who was more popular in the 80’s has become a risk taker and has recently been trying to convince his hook-ups to have sex in public places. The last public place? A bathroom at the local courthouse in the middle of the day. Now I guess we know where the wild things really are. Not Charlie Sheen.

Matt Dillon

 

[dajrekshn]

^
Chloe, Jennifer's Body, Boogie Woogie.. It seems in the last three years Amanda has worked non-stop. I sometimes see photos of her walking her dog getting coffee.. It could be her.

oh god, i totally forgot about all three of those too! i think, then, it's really her, though i have a really hard time imagining her doing any charity tbh (she seems stuck up and regards herself as far more superior then her colleagues). who knows i guess...

 

[Voltaire 6]

Who remembers the BI about the starlet who was so obsessed with vampires she was actually on a forum etc etc,

i give you this article.
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a225938/leona-lewis-im-obsessed-with-vampires.html