Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Echoes]

I hear somebody's been hanging out with Tom Arnold.

 

[sethii]

So Dina will turn up with a TV crew, and now Michael is going to turn up drunk - Lindsay will feel right at home.

Michael Lohan -- I'll Become a Drunk For Lindsay


Michael Lohan is telling people he's going to intentionally fall off the wagon and check himself into the Betty Ford clinic to be near Lindsay Lohan -- and stage his own arrest if necessary to get his daughter's attention.

We're told Michael is going to show up at Betty Ford and demand admission. He will stage his own arrest -- to show everyone how much he cares about his daughter.

Michael is saying he'll make one more trip to Betty Ford to attempt to see Lindsay. If she won't let him in, he's going to get all drunk and then go back and make a scene.

tmz

 

[sethii]

So much for keeping a low profile while her daughter is recovering

Full interview
http://www.toofab.com/2010/10/14/li...-betty-ford-center-michael-lohan-rehab-happy/

“Lindsay is so happy, and I’m so proud of her,”

"I’m a good mom, and my kids work hard."

"It’s a smear campaign, and we need help."

This is even better, Lindsay has already saved a couple of people in Betty Ford
http://www.gossipcop.com/lindsay-lohan-rehab-betty-ford-gym-aa-meetings/

 

[isa.b.elle.]

...We were also struck by the story of what Lohan did for an older woman in rehab, whose daughter couldn’t afford to visit her. We’re told Lohan bought a ticket and hotel room for the daughter, just so that she could spend time with her mom. “She paid for it all,” says our source, who adds that Lohan’s been very gracious to the other patients

source:gossip cop
so now she has the money to help,not only herself,but also other people?!?

 

[sethii]

^ it was probably the motel room where they're filming Inferno...

 

[misspistol]

Probably. That old lady should definitely bring her own linen.

 

[sethii]

^ Right, or else she'll get covered in dog hair.

 

[Kenysha75]

Michael Lohan Has A Plan

Michael Lohan needs more people. Specifically, Michael Lohan needs more people to rip that cell phone holder off of his waistband, hit him over the head with it and then drag him to the nearest career center so he can get a full-time job instead of spending his days thinking up MADCAP SCHEMES! I swear, this queefbag's three brain cells are named Moe, Curly and Larry.

TMZ says that the genius that is Michael Lohan has produced a half-broken and flickering light bulb over his head. Since Michael Lohan is dead and buried to Lindsay Lohan, he has come up with a way to get her to pay him some mind (and she'll want change). A source says that Michael, who has been sober for a little while, is going to throw himself off the wagon (somebody please park that wagon next to a cliff), get arrested and then check into Betty Ford.

Apparently, Michael is telling people that he's going to try to visit LiLo at Betty Ford one more time, but if she continues to hit the ignore button on him, he will make a scene by getting drunk. Michael says that's how much he cares about his daughter.

THIS FAMILY is the new THIS b*tch. Why is the Lohan family like this?! Why do their brains make these thoughts? Were they all nursed with baby formula from Chernobyl? Is the key ingredient in their fake tanner plutonium? Did they spend their summers at the Mayak Nuclear Waste Site? I mean, who thinks to themselves, "Oh, gee, my mess of a daughter will love me again if she sees my DRUNK UGLY FACE in rehab while she's trying not to fill her nose with the bad shi*?" Who!?

With all that being said, this is a great plan and I hope Michael Lohan sees it through. Well, who doesn't love MADCAP SCHEMES?
dlisted

 

[sethii]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0517820/board/thread/172419116?d=172419116&p=1#172419116

 

[Boomer]

^ That Michael- such a kidder!! Everybody knows Lindsay doesn't have a problem, this all proves it!! B)

 

[sethii]

Looks like Carvel are running Betty Ford

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusiv...lohan-told-keep-her-mom-away-her-career-money

 

[Boomer]

"Lindsay and Dina don't have a normal mother-and-daughter dynamic because of the length of time that Dina has worked for Lindsay."
But according to the source, Lindsay, 24, has not yet accepted the advice.

This is ridiculous- what is Dina supposed to do!!!? Go to work at TGI Friday's?? Go back to dancing or Soap Operas?? Jeeze...next thing they'll want Lindsay to stay for 45 days or something...!!

 

[Echoes]

This is ridiculous- what is Dina supposed to do!!!?

Well, if Lindsay can't do "Inferno", maybe ........

 

[Boomer]

^ Good idea- I'd just as soon see Dina in p*rn- we've already seen all there is to see of Lindsay....

 

[shoesexy]

^ Good idea- I'd just as soon see Dina in p*rn- we've already seen all there is to see of Lindsay....

It would be a replay of Mommie Dearest when Joan Crawford stood in for her 34-years-younger daughter's television soap opera ingenue role.

Think of the possibilities:

Mean Girls 2 -- Dina as 20 something home-schooled girl victim

I Know Who Killed Me 2 -- Dina as 20 something pianist/writer victim

 

[sethii]

One day in the future when Dina confesses she is an enabler...

 

[Lonewalker]

I just can't believe Michael would go on record and say when and where his DAUGHTER, well, you know. It's beyond horrific. And then he wonders why Lindsay won't see him in family therapy! Christ! Lindsay should also get a restraining order!

 

[Echoes]

Lindsay should also get a restraining order!

I think the whole family should be ordered to stay away from each other forever.

 

[Nemova]

The moment Lindsay gets out of rehab - Christina beware:

http://www.laineygossip.com/Christi..._Samantha_Ronson_19oct10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

 

[Boomer]

^ Oh, man- this one has relapse written all over it....Lindsay HAS TO get the Hell out of Hollywood- period!!