Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[brokenenglish]

do you guys want to hear something funny?

im watching her snl episode from 5-7 years ago and her character was a pretend lesbian. They were mocking the girl group tatu. i just found it ironic.

I just recently saw the mock intervention w/ Tina and Amy at the Weekend Update desk where they scolded her for having, "Misha Barton arms".
They are both such messes now.

 

[Boomer]

^ Hey- still no Lindsay sighting at Coachella, but Mischa is there so can Lindsay Dee and Ali be far behind!!? B)

 

[FrenchCactus]

I just recently saw the mock intervention w/ Tina and Amy at the Weekend Update desk.

To think that once upon a time she worked with Tina Fey & the SNL team, Meryl Streep, Robert Altman... It's amazing how she blew it.

 

[sethii]

^ Not to mention that at this point she'd have to hit the gym for about 6 months to play the role...

Turns out this is true

Yesterday, the New York Post reported that Lindsay Lohan had been heard saying she was going to portray Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace in a film titled, Lovelace, about the troubled p*rn star who later crusaded against the sex film industry.
The paper then noted that Lohan’s starring role was not true, according to the filmmakers of Lovelace, and even quoted director Rob Epstein as saying, “Definitely not true for our project, which is ‘Lovelace.’ We can’t speak for any other project out there unrelated to our team.”
And that’s true.
Lohan is not starring in Lovelace, but she is going to play the XXX star in another film tentatively titled, Inferno.
The Lovelace film Lohan is starring in, Gossip Cop is told, is being directed by Matthew Wilder and produced by Chris Hanley, who produced such other films as The Virgin Suicides and American Psycho.
Gossip Cop hears the production will be announced next month at the Cannes Film Festival.
Lohan did not respond to repeated requests for comment.

gossipcop

 

[isa.b.elle.]

^at least she has a job!

 

[FrenchCactus]

And what a job!

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes- make up your own joke(s).... The training should be rigorous..
I'll believe it when she is on the red carpet at the premiere- this makes about an even dozen Lindsay projects that are a 'sure thing' and have never actually happened...For instance- who in their right mind is going to finance it and what would an insurance policy and a completion bond cost? Hate to be a wet blanket, but it still sounds very questionable to me...

 

[sethii]

The director of this movie has never directed a movie before. He is also writing the script. He has been successful working on soundtracks for movies - credits include Hanna Montana and Lizzie McGuire. My guess? He met Lilo in a club and she was the perfect girl for his pet project - no other commitments, and just a little desperate.

Here's a report which sheds light on how far Lindsay's career has sunk. She is now competing for roles which Anna Faris and Rose McGowan don't want.

Rose McGowan Being p*rn Star Legend in 'Inferno'
October 10, 2008 10:00:31 GMT

The 'Grindhouse' actress has been reported to take the vacant role as Linda Lovelace left by Anna Faris.

© Albert L. Ortega/PR Photos
Rose McGowan, the star of "Grindhouse", may be seen as p*rn queen soon. Reports claim that she is considering to join the cast of "Inferno", a biopic movie about the legendary "Deep Throat" star Linda Lovelace. It is said that McGowan is encouraged to portray Lovelace in the flick because she is touched by Lovelace's tragic life.

If McGowan indeed stars in "Inferno", she will replace Anna Faris for the Lovelace's role. Faris was attached to Lovelace part before she withdrew from the film. Making a statement related to her withdrawal back in September, she admitted that the role as the iconic p*rn actress is too dramatic and heavy for her at this stage.

About the movie, FOX News has already cast Bill Pullman as Hugh Hefner, and John Lucas as Chuck Traynor, Linda's husband, who forced her into p*rn. The helmer of the flick is Matthew Wilder who will direct for the first time using his own script.

"Inferno", which is produced by Brian Grazer, is based on Lovelace's biopic which covers her ups-and-downs in life. Lovelace turned to be feminist after starring in 1974 "Deep Throat". She joined Andrea Dworkin and Catharine MacKinnon, and gave her testimony in front of Attorney General Ed Meese's Commission on p*rn*gr*phy in 1986. She died on April 22, 2002 because of severe injuries she suffered from a car accident.

aceshowbiz

 

[Boomer]

^ So it's an iron clad done deal....Hopefully TMZ will have the contract written out last night on a cocktail napkin from the Boom Boom Room or some such place..

 

[Boomer]

I'm not sure when this picture is from- but what ever happened to her Capt Jack Sparrow boots? That was all she wore for a while there...

Zimbio.com

 

[FrenchCactus]

I'm not sure when this picture is from- but what ever happened to her Capt Jack Sparrow boots? That was all she wore for a while there...
Zimbio.com

Well, I could have mistaken her for a p*rn star there

Anyways, LL wore her Capt Jack Sparrow boots last week, dear. Slowly gettin' back into character!

Lindsay Lohan out and about in Los Angeles - April 15, 2010

x17online.com

 

[Boomer]

^^ OMG!! I feel better now- I missed those boots...although without the fisnets...maybe Ali was wearing that day...

 

[jun3machina]

^ So it's an iron clad done deal....Hopefully TMZ will have the contract written out last night on a cocktail napkin from the Boom Boom Room or some such place..

 

[sethii]

Her character in Machete is a p*rn star too. It's sad that she aspires to be these characters when she used to play likeable and smart characters. Guess that's part of a downward spiral related to other things in her life.

 

[Boomer]

And let's not forget this Oscar worthy role...I wonder if her father helped her with the research at Scores (before he was thrown out...)

AP.com

 

[Nemova]

Now how far is she from:

A) performing oral sex (Brown Bunny-style - for reals and all) on the star and director of a so-called serious, independent movie; and doing real p*rn.

 

[Boomer]

Real p*rn: One major defaulted judgement in a civil suit, like the one she refuses to deal with right now, since even bankruptcy won't eliminate court ordered payments... so six months...

 

[drappedup]

Wow, what is up with her lips? I mean, everything on her face has slipped dramatically (especially when she was so pretty originally), but her lips lately have just been......really cringe worthy.

What was the last movie she was even IN? Wasn't it that Labor Pains one or something? She pretended to be pregnant? What was the last successful movie she was in? Mean Girls, right? Lol. Unless you count Herbie Fully Loaded or Just my Luck. I can't think of anything.....

 

[sethii]

Lindsay Lohan's dad has been hit with a tax bill after allegedly failing to pay $12,000 to the IRS.
Michael Lohan owes $12,429 in delinquent federal taxes, according to a lien filed against him by IRS officials in Suffolk County, New York in January.
Lohan tells the Detroit News he was unable to pay the bill because he was in prison when his taxes were due, and he has since filed an extension to allow him time to sort out his financial affairs.
Lohan was jailed in the 1990s after he was convicted of criminal contempt of court, and he spent another two-and-a-half-years behind bars in relation to charges of attempted assault and drink driving, before he was released in 2007.

sfgate.com​

 

[Boomer]

What was the last successful movie she was in? Mean Girls, right? Lol. Unless you count Herbie Fully Loaded or Just my Luck. I can't think of anything.....

I believe Herbie was pretty successful, and it was a Disney movie!! Imagine Lindsay working for Disney just a couple of years ago...

And look who is looking wide awake and normal at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival! She really looks good! (Although modeling for Victoria's Secret right at the moment would be out of the question...)
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