Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)
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Looks like The Curse of Exit 51 has struck again!! 
E*Trade isn't going to make things easy for Lindsay Lohan now that she's filed a $100MM suit against them—she claims they defamed her in a commercial by calling a baby named Lindsay a "milkaholic." The company has been fighting to get the suit moved to Manhattan, where their headquarters are located, arguing that Lohan does not reside at the address she listed (in Nassau County at her mother's home).
The company's lawyer told the judge, "She really lives in Los Angeles," which he backed up with newspaper reports outlining her West Coast antics over the years (as well as a copy of her LA driver's license and proof she rents an apartment there—when she can afford it).
According to the NY Post, Lohan's lawyer had little proof she lived in Nassau County, just a five paragraph affidavit from the actress, stating: "When work permits, I spend time and reside in Nassau County."
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E*Trade isn't going to make things easy for Lindsay Lohan now that she's filed a $100MM suit against them—she claims they defamed her in a commercial by calling a baby named Lindsay a "milkaholic." The company has been fighting to get the suit moved to Manhattan, where their headquarters are located, arguing that Lohan does not reside at the address she listed (in Nassau County at her mother's home).
The company's lawyer told the judge, "She really lives in Los Angeles," which he backed up with newspaper reports outlining her West Coast antics over the years (as well as a copy of her LA driver's license and proof she rents an apartment there—when she can afford it).
According to the NY Post, Lohan's lawyer had little proof she lived in Nassau County, just a five paragraph affidavit from the actress, stating: "When work permits, I spend time and reside in Nassau County."
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What happenned with her lately ? I'm kinda lost.
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(regarding her lawyer's comments on tainting the trial)
i think there are plenty of celebrities that have had trials (for much worse things) in the press and their moves documented by the paps and that im pretty sure there is a pretty intense questioning when choosing a jury. i mean, seriously, not everyone is on her twitter or reading tmz's comments.
i think there are plenty of celebrities that have had trials (for much worse things) in the press and their moves documented by the paps and that im pretty sure there is a pretty intense questioning when choosing a jury. i mean, seriously, not everyone is on her twitter or reading tmz's comments.
^ Sounds to me like the lawyers are starting to think they are in deep water and need to try anything they can to get some advantage, which they have very little of right now... 
And E! Oline gives us (take notes, now) -
Top 5 Ridiculous Lindsay Lohan Excuses
Ever wonder why Lindsay Lohan still hasn't gone to jail yet? Simple! This girl has one wild book of excuses.While Lindsay is on a mission to prove that she did not set off her SCRAM bracelet this past Sunday night, we figured we'd give the girl a break and help her brainstorm how get out of this one. And based on her past history, her explanation is bound to be a doozy.
But remember from How to Trick the Court 101, it's important not to reuse your old excuses.
So let us remind you of your five all-time lamest ones:
1. The black guy did it!
Grand theft auto? Kidnapping? Not if Linds has anything to say about it! Back in 2007, La Lohan spent a night partying with her then assistant and a couple of the assistant's pals—including one lucky dude named Dante—when L.L.'s assistant quit. Oh no you don't...
According to the lawsuit, this allegedly resulted in a high speed chase (in Dante's Denali) down the PCH, with Linds in the driver's seat supposedly yelling "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f--k I want!"
The cops didn't feel the same way so LiLo (unsuccessfully) tried to pin the whole ordeal on her reported helpless passenger, Dante.
2. Those aren't my pants!
After L.L. tried to claim "the black kid" was driving, cops found c***ine in her jeans pocket. But hey, not her pants, no problem right? "I am wearing a pair of borrowed jeans from a friend/assistant," Lindsay wrote in her statement after being booked. "She wore a pair of my jeans." Of course! C***ine is something Lindsay frowns upon.
3. My passport was stolen!
Linds has some serious F.O.M.O (fear of missing out) because not even a judge could get in the way of the bloated brunette and her Cannes parties, sorry, promotion. After being ordered to appear in court, Lindsay still went yacht hopping in France, missing her flight back to the states. But it wasn't her fault!
"My passport's been stolen. It's clearly an inside person who works with my father that has been sent to set me up. He's been threatening me."
4. That's a set up!
"I wasn't looking around the room, I thought I was just taking a picture with a fan."
While on her tour-de-force party spree in Cannes, a photo surfaced of L.L. and her signature pout posing next to what appeared to be a platter of c***ine. But hold the judgment! Lindsay the martyr was just obliging some fans who asked if they could take a pic with the hard-working actress (in their hotel room). She agreed, made herself comfy, and happened to overlook the suspicious white substance a foot in front of her.
5. It's the paparazzi's fault!
No way was it alcohol that gave L.L. her first DUI: "My car accident that I got into, where I got my first charge, I wouldn't have been speeding up like I was if I didn't have people shoving cameras in my windows. I was running away from the paparazzi."
If that wasn't rude enough, the paps were also to blame for her first arrest warrant last year when she missed an alcohol class, and then the shutterbugs used their secret telepathic powers to push L.L. into a cactus after a night of partying out in Hollywood.
We miss Lindsay's more creative excuses, but blaming the cameras (they can be invasive, but really?) is the Lohan go-to. Since paparazzi aren't allowed in clubs, what will her reason be forsetting off her SCRAM bracelet this past Sunday?
Just in case your mind is a little, uh, clouded, here are some we came up with for you:
"But it wasn't my SCRAM bracelet, I switched ankles with my friend!"
"It was an inside job! My dad snuck into Las Palmas and poured a drink down my Louboutin boot."
"I ordered a virgin whiskey straight! The bartender must have messed up!"
"Wait! It's not considered alcohol if it's less than 50 proof, right?"
And E! Oline gives us (take notes, now) -Top 5 Ridiculous Lindsay Lohan Excuses
Ever wonder why Lindsay Lohan still hasn't gone to jail yet? Simple! This girl has one wild book of excuses.While Lindsay is on a mission to prove that she did not set off her SCRAM bracelet this past Sunday night, we figured we'd give the girl a break and help her brainstorm how get out of this one. And based on her past history, her explanation is bound to be a doozy.
But remember from How to Trick the Court 101, it's important not to reuse your old excuses.
So let us remind you of your five all-time lamest ones:
1. The black guy did it!
Grand theft auto? Kidnapping? Not if Linds has anything to say about it! Back in 2007, La Lohan spent a night partying with her then assistant and a couple of the assistant's pals—including one lucky dude named Dante—when L.L.'s assistant quit. Oh no you don't...
According to the lawsuit, this allegedly resulted in a high speed chase (in Dante's Denali) down the PCH, with Linds in the driver's seat supposedly yelling "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f--k I want!"
The cops didn't feel the same way so LiLo (unsuccessfully) tried to pin the whole ordeal on her reported helpless passenger, Dante.
2. Those aren't my pants!
After L.L. tried to claim "the black kid" was driving, cops found c***ine in her jeans pocket. But hey, not her pants, no problem right? "I am wearing a pair of borrowed jeans from a friend/assistant," Lindsay wrote in her statement after being booked. "She wore a pair of my jeans." Of course! C***ine is something Lindsay frowns upon.
3. My passport was stolen!
Linds has some serious F.O.M.O (fear of missing out) because not even a judge could get in the way of the bloated brunette and her Cannes parties, sorry, promotion. After being ordered to appear in court, Lindsay still went yacht hopping in France, missing her flight back to the states. But it wasn't her fault!
"My passport's been stolen. It's clearly an inside person who works with my father that has been sent to set me up. He's been threatening me."
4. That's a set up!
"I wasn't looking around the room, I thought I was just taking a picture with a fan."
While on her tour-de-force party spree in Cannes, a photo surfaced of L.L. and her signature pout posing next to what appeared to be a platter of c***ine. But hold the judgment! Lindsay the martyr was just obliging some fans who asked if they could take a pic with the hard-working actress (in their hotel room). She agreed, made herself comfy, and happened to overlook the suspicious white substance a foot in front of her.
5. It's the paparazzi's fault!
No way was it alcohol that gave L.L. her first DUI: "My car accident that I got into, where I got my first charge, I wouldn't have been speeding up like I was if I didn't have people shoving cameras in my windows. I was running away from the paparazzi."
If that wasn't rude enough, the paps were also to blame for her first arrest warrant last year when she missed an alcohol class, and then the shutterbugs used their secret telepathic powers to push L.L. into a cactus after a night of partying out in Hollywood.
We miss Lindsay's more creative excuses, but blaming the cameras (they can be invasive, but really?) is the Lohan go-to. Since paparazzi aren't allowed in clubs, what will her reason be forsetting off her SCRAM bracelet this past Sunday?
Just in case your mind is a little, uh, clouded, here are some we came up with for you:
"But it wasn't my SCRAM bracelet, I switched ankles with my friend!"
"It was an inside job! My dad snuck into Las Palmas and poured a drink down my Louboutin boot."
"I ordered a virgin whiskey straight! The bartender must have messed up!"
"Wait! It's not considered alcohol if it's less than 50 proof, right?"
Lainey Gossip:
"Lilo will say it’s mouthwash, or perfume, or hand sanitiser, she went swimming in a gin pool, she stepped in a vodka puddle, or Charlie Sheen ejaculated all over her feet. It’s the only explanation. "Lilo’s latest coincidence or conspiracy
I’m sure you’ve heard – that Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM went off on Sunday night/Monday morning and, following a report that was delivered to the judge, was found to be in violation of the terms of her monitoring program after a small amount of alcohol was detected. A bench warrant was issued, she forfeited the previous $100,000 bail that was posted, posted another down payment on $200,000 bail, and is now claiming innocence. Via Twitter. Obviously. She also tells Radaronline.com that she’s now working to gather “proof” that she’s been in compliance.
Because her SCRAM device must be faulty? And it happened to be faulty, not the night before, not the night after, but on the night of the MTV Movie Awards? At the afterparty? Of course. I totally believe her.
Lilo will say it’s mouthwash, or perfume, or hand sanitiser, she went swimming in a gin pool, she stepped in a vodka puddle, or Charlie Sheen ejaculated all over her feet. It’s the only explanation.
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Did she get new boobs? They're looking kind of inflated lately.
Also, why is she going on about somebody putting a light bracelet next to her SCRAM device? It registered alcohol, she seems to think that a photo came out with a light on the anklet.
Also, why is she going on about somebody putting a light bracelet next to her SCRAM device? It registered alcohol, she seems to think that a photo came out with a light on the anklet.
"She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't have to wear the bracelet in the first place...
Saw that coming a mile away -- people are gonna be spilling drinks on LiLoser's ankle right & left, now.
^ The manufacturer was on a news show and said that is the most common excuse they hear- and it is set to register a splash of alcohol totally different than coming out of the skin gradually...Good try though, Dina!! 
Criminal Defense Attorney Predicts Jail Time for Lindsay Lohan
...The warrant was revoked on Tuesday when her bondsman paid $20,000 of her $200,000 bail (the standard 10 percent). But just because the 23-year-old avoided a stint in the slammer this time, one expert says there's a good chance she’ll do hard time for setting off her SCRAM.
“I will be very surprised if she doesn’t go to jail,” Santa Monica criminal defense attorney Steve Cron, who does not work with Ms. Lohan, told Pop Tarts. “I have known Judge Revel for a long time, and she isn’t one to let people get away with wrong doings. It seems Lindsay doesn’t care much about anything and has no perception of the real world. The judge just isn’t going to accept that.”
Cron said the maximum penalty Lohan faces is six months imprisonment, and while it is rare anyone is actually sentenced to that length of time, he says it is “almost a certainty” that the actress will have to serve at least some time in jail if she violated probation.
Lohan is set to appear in court on July 6.
Her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley said in a statement that the device indicated the “presence of a small amount of alcohol” after she attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night, adding that Lohan maintains she has been in complete compliance with all the terms and conditions of her probation.
The device was apparently activated at Katy Perry’s post-MTV bash at new Hollywood club Las Palmas on Sunday night, and according to an eyewitness, who did not see Lohan drinking, Lohan certainly wasn't letting a little thing like an oddly luminous object around her ankle pull her away from the party.
“Lindsay was running around happily saying ‘hi’ to people,” said our source, adding that when Lohan was questioned about the “thing” going off on her ankle she shrugged it off as an accessory she called “a light-up bracelet.”
Lohan's brushes with the law, and her problems fulfilling the terms of her probation, are numerous. Many were surprised that Lohan got off so lightly after having been arrested for DUI in May 2007. A few months later, less than two weeks after her second stay in rehab; Lohan was arrested and charged again with DUI, driving with a suspended license, and possession of c***ine. She later pleaded guilty to c***ine use and driving under the influence, and was consequently sentenced to one day imprisonment and 10 days community service.
FoxNews.com
Criminal Defense Attorney Predicts Jail Time for Lindsay Lohan
...The warrant was revoked on Tuesday when her bondsman paid $20,000 of her $200,000 bail (the standard 10 percent). But just because the 23-year-old avoided a stint in the slammer this time, one expert says there's a good chance she’ll do hard time for setting off her SCRAM.
“I will be very surprised if she doesn’t go to jail,” Santa Monica criminal defense attorney Steve Cron, who does not work with Ms. Lohan, told Pop Tarts. “I have known Judge Revel for a long time, and she isn’t one to let people get away with wrong doings. It seems Lindsay doesn’t care much about anything and has no perception of the real world. The judge just isn’t going to accept that.”
Cron said the maximum penalty Lohan faces is six months imprisonment, and while it is rare anyone is actually sentenced to that length of time, he says it is “almost a certainty” that the actress will have to serve at least some time in jail if she violated probation.
Lohan is set to appear in court on July 6.
Her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley said in a statement that the device indicated the “presence of a small amount of alcohol” after she attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night, adding that Lohan maintains she has been in complete compliance with all the terms and conditions of her probation.
The device was apparently activated at Katy Perry’s post-MTV bash at new Hollywood club Las Palmas on Sunday night, and according to an eyewitness, who did not see Lohan drinking, Lohan certainly wasn't letting a little thing like an oddly luminous object around her ankle pull her away from the party.
“Lindsay was running around happily saying ‘hi’ to people,” said our source, adding that when Lohan was questioned about the “thing” going off on her ankle she shrugged it off as an accessory she called “a light-up bracelet.”
Lohan's brushes with the law, and her problems fulfilling the terms of her probation, are numerous. Many were surprised that Lohan got off so lightly after having been arrested for DUI in May 2007. A few months later, less than two weeks after her second stay in rehab; Lohan was arrested and charged again with DUI, driving with a suspended license, and possession of c***ine. She later pleaded guilty to c***ine use and driving under the influence, and was consequently sentenced to one day imprisonment and 10 days community service.
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The Old "Somebody Spilled A Drink On My Leg" Excuse
White Oprah is right on time. I was waiting for her to hold her right nostril with her finger so that she could blow out an excuse for her daughter as to why the SCRAM anklet went off on Sunday night. And here she is with one! Yes, it's covered in low-grade cokey particles and dust from Lindsay Lohan's as*, but she has one!
On Tuesday, a judge declared that Lilo violated her probation after the presence of booze was found on her SCRAM. The judge set her bail at $200k and Lilo paid 10% of that to avoid jail. White Oprah is going on about how not one drop of the sweet nectar touched Lilo's tongue. According to that delusional b*tch, somebody accidentally spilled a drink on Lilo's leg. White Oprah explained to Page Six, "She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine."
They need to make a SCRAM mouthlet that detects lies, because White Oprah needs to stop. I mean, spilled a drink on her leg? More like somebody spilled a cocktail into your waiting mouth! "Your honor, I don't why Jack Daniels came in my mouth when he said he wouldn't."
In other news from the crackhouse, White Oprah says that Lilo is talking to Donald Trump about possibly joining the cast of Celebrity Apprentice. Pretty much every b*tch in Hollywood has already told Lilo that she's fired, so Donald Trump just wants to get in on the fun.
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White Oprah is right on time. I was waiting for her to hold her right nostril with her finger so that she could blow out an excuse for her daughter as to why the SCRAM anklet went off on Sunday night. And here she is with one! Yes, it's covered in low-grade cokey particles and dust from Lindsay Lohan's as*, but she has one!
On Tuesday, a judge declared that Lilo violated her probation after the presence of booze was found on her SCRAM. The judge set her bail at $200k and Lilo paid 10% of that to avoid jail. White Oprah is going on about how not one drop of the sweet nectar touched Lilo's tongue. According to that delusional b*tch, somebody accidentally spilled a drink on Lilo's leg. White Oprah explained to Page Six, "She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine."
They need to make a SCRAM mouthlet that detects lies, because White Oprah needs to stop. I mean, spilled a drink on her leg? More like somebody spilled a cocktail into your waiting mouth! "Your honor, I don't why Jack Daniels came in my mouth when he said he wouldn't."
In other news from the crackhouse, White Oprah says that Lilo is talking to Donald Trump about possibly joining the cast of Celebrity Apprentice. Pretty much every b*tch in Hollywood has already told Lilo that she's fired, so Donald Trump just wants to get in on the fun.
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Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM Bracelet Set Off By Spilled Drink, Says Mom
Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina, says she knows why her daughter’s SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet went off - and it’s not Lindsay’s fault!
“She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet,” Dina told Page Six. “She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine.”
However, SCRAM’s national sales manager, AJ Gigler, told Access Hollywood that a spilled drink would show a sharp spike on a report from the bracelet. The device measures alcohol in a person’s system based on perspiration collected every half hour.
“When somebody spills something on someone’s leg or arm or even directly on the device, it’s going to show a very stark and quick peak for alcohol detection, which compared to what is humanly possible through absorption rates is going to look drastically different than that of some ingested alcohol,” AJ explained.
Dina also told Page Six that Lindsay is considering joining the cast of Celebrity Apprentice, but that she has three films in production, so her schedule is very busy.
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Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina, says she knows why her daughter’s SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet went off - and it’s not Lindsay’s fault!
“She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet,” Dina told Page Six. “She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine.”
However, SCRAM’s national sales manager, AJ Gigler, told Access Hollywood that a spilled drink would show a sharp spike on a report from the bracelet. The device measures alcohol in a person’s system based on perspiration collected every half hour.
“When somebody spills something on someone’s leg or arm or even directly on the device, it’s going to show a very stark and quick peak for alcohol detection, which compared to what is humanly possible through absorption rates is going to look drastically different than that of some ingested alcohol,” AJ explained.
Dina also told Page Six that Lindsay is considering joining the cast of Celebrity Apprentice, but that she has three films in production, so her schedule is very busy.
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^BTW- Donald got rid of Khloe Kardashian from a previous Celebrity Apprentice mostly because he 'found out' she had a DWI arrest...How will he cover up LiLo's rap sheet?? (Of course if there were better rating for him involved, Donald would bring back Hitler from the dead if he could...) They should be filming 'CA' in Sept/Oct- that would be if LiLo is not behind bars at that point...Stay tuned, this one might be worth watching!! 
They should be filming 'CA' in Sept/Oct- that would be if LiLo is not behind bars at that point...Stay tuned, this one might be worth watching!! The Superficial:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-can-drink-at-ten-grand-a-pop-06-2010
Lindsay Lohan Can Drink – At Ten Grand A Pop
June 10th, 2010 // 33 Comments
Lindsay Lohan just got the greatest news of her life. Apparently she can knock back the delicious booze water while on probation provided she’s willing to drop $10,000 each time her SCRAM bracelet screams bloody murder. There’s literally no way she won’t consider that a deal. TMZ reports:
The man who posted Lindsay’s bail yesterday — David Perez — tells TMZ Lindsay didn’t really forfeit her $100,000 bail. The judge just applied the $100,000 to the new, enhanced bail, adding another $100,000 on, thus forcing Lindsay to pay an additional 10% premium to Perez. So Lindsay has really lost nothing, other than having to pay a total of $20,000 to the bail bondsman.I’ll just go ahead and say what everyone’s thinking: That’s a ****load of blowjobs. I mean, what’s the going rate? The one-legged hooker down the street charges me $5, so *punches calculator* that’s 800 million penises for one vodka tonic. Were it just a cool mil, Lindsay wouldn’t even break a sweat, but we’re talking alcohol here, not the powdery essence of her being. It’s all about motivation at this point.
If the SCRAM people tell the judge Lindsay is drinking again, the judge will go through the same drill. Judge Revel can’t revoke bail altogether and throw Lindsay in jail … because the case involves only a misdemeanor. As long as Lindsay keeps paying the increased premium, she’ll be free.
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http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-can-drink-at-ten-grand-a-pop-06-2010
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