Keeping Up With Lindsay #4 (please put all Lohan news here)

[dajrekshn]

is anyone surprised? i thought this was just a matter of time nowadays.

 

[Boomer]

^ I am only surprised at how little interest I would have in the pictures...Now five years ago, she would have looked awesome and it would have been one of their biggest sellers ever, but 1) we've seen all of the parts already anyway, and 2) she looks all bloated and saggy now with the bad skin and all...Not up to Playboy's usual standards of healthy, fit and beautiful models...

 

[isa.b.elle.]

^agree. i mean..why even bother paying for it when most of the times she goes out braless with sheer tshirt..

 

[valliaddict]

First comes Playboy, then comes DWTS or Celebrity Apprentice, then comes Celebrity Fit Club, then comes Celebrity Rehab, then lord knows.........

Her best bet is to make this $$$ from Playboy then go away for at least a year. If she goes away for a while then MAYBE the Lifetime Channel will give her a call. Maybe. I doubt it. Probably not.

 

[Boomer]

Well, her mother is a super regular at Jugs and Strokers in Merrick- I'm sure they could always use a celebrity barmaid...Although of course that would mean having a schedule to show up on time for, and being there the whole night instead of for just for an hour; would never work I guess, far too 'unfulfilling'...

 

[shoesexy]

Playboy?

Someone needs to check Hefner's vision/dementia...

Does anyone really read Playboy anymore? Is Playboy even relevant outside of their online porny video business? #playboyissolastcentury

 

[myown]

^well i bought a playboy last year (gave it my brother to his 18th birthday)... if that do many people...?!

 

[kokobombon]

Dina said "The photo shoot went well". Mom approves

 

[Boomer]

I've had a subscription forever, and I must have ten issues here still in the shipping bag unopened... Dina would approve- big bucks!! All though she is no doubt hurt that they didn't ask her to pose too!!

 

[Heroin_Chic]

^ I am only surprised at how little interest I would have in the pictures...

Same here! I feel as if I`ve seen her naked before in several other photo shootings...

...aside from that, it makes me sad and angry that, even in our "emancipated" times, taking off clothes is still "the last option" for a broke woman

What`s in 5 years LiLo? p*rn?

 

[farou7a]

^^ This goes a way to explaining the cash flow..

Lindsay Lohan Posing Nude for Playboy

Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy -- TMZ has confirmed -- and LiLo don't strip for peanuts ... the spread will earn her almost a million dollars!

Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted ... ONE MILLION dollars ... to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference).

We're told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price -- but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in ... but it's a good bet she'll be on the cover.

Lindsay's rep said, "I can neither confirm or deny at this time." Playboy didn't immediately respond to our email or phone call.

According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend -- which means Linds was juggling her court ordered morgue duties ... with getting nekkid.

Sweet, sweet multi-tasking.

TMZ

NOT SURPRISED.

Some call 0800 - desperado

 

[katdavis]

i saw that on the yahoo homepage today and was fathomed.. but hey i'm surprised it hasn't happened any earlier... but i think she needs the money now more than ever.

 

[Boomer]

What`s in 5 years LiLo? p*rn?

I doubt it will take that long... I mean, what can she really do? She is totally unreliable, acts like a spoiled brat, has a long rap sheet and is still in and out of trouble all the time, has made enemies everywhere, is quickly ruining her once amazing beauty, and from the way she writes, seems to have "limited command" of even basic English... Her prospects, if she ever can stay out of trouble for some period of time, appear to be very limited...

 

[WonderfulTonight]

its a 2-fer...p*rn and educational materials for anti-drug campaigns

 

[Jenna-maria]

Lindsay needs to write a book on how you can manage to travel the world and live a jet-set lifestyle without having held a steady job for 4-5 years.

i wanna know how she does that!

 

[Nemova]

This is what I call true family bonds. What's wrong with a girl setting an example to her little sister? Nothing, I say.

Lindsay Lohan Brought Little Sister Ali To Playboy Shoot

October 26th, 2011 // 69 Comments
“And then this morning, this scarf had sugar all over it. I swear the maid is wearing them while eating donuts, but if I could just prove it…”
Because a family that stares at each other’s freckle curtains, stays together, Lindsay Lohan apparently brought her little sister Ali to her recent Playboy shoot and of course, Dina couldn’t be more pleased. It’s important for big sisters to teach little sisters how to knock out mommy’s rent. There’s nothing more wholesome. Via Hollywood Life:

According to a new report, Lindsay Lohan‘s 17-year-old sister Ali Lohan tagged along for the nude photo shoot, for which Lindsay is said to be netting nearly $1 million. And, as always, mom Dina Lohan couldn’t be more proud of her daughter for her big accomplishment.
“The photo shoot went well,” Dina tells X17Online.com.
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ALI: Mom?
DINA: Yes, dear.
ALI: When I grow up, can I show my vagina for money?
DINA: *pulls her aside* Ixnay on the grow up talkay. I already told these people you’re 18.
ALI: What?
HUGH: Why isn’t the brunette boy naked? I like prunes!
Photos: Fame

http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-nude-playboy-shoot-cover-ali-sister-10-2011

 

[colourmefashion]

makes sense since ali wants to be a model..
maybe shes going along to see how a real professional does it

btw that is the least flattering jacket i have ever seen someone wear before (on ali)

 

[Heroin_Chic]

What's wrong with a girl setting an example to her little sister? Nothing, I say.

Oh don`t worry. The way Ali looks in that picture Playboy won`t hire her. EVER.

 

[Sophie02]

I hope Lindsay uses the money to clean herself up.

 

[myown]

@jimmyfallon watching your show right now, mean joke about me & not nearly as funny as my favorite snl skit I've ever done... With you.. "DEBBIE DOWNER" also "Harry Potter"

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