Keeping Up With Lindsay #4 (please put all Lohan news here)
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All I can suggest is: More bleach, longer extensions, a paler (more sickly looking) complexion and some tighter jeans!! Make it work, Baby!!
ROTFL. Her extensions probably sustain a small village of women in Eastern Europe growing their hair out, waiting for a phone call from her stylist.
^ She looks like the world's only 25 year old cougar! 
Lindsay Lohan -- Warming Up to Jail
3/20/2011 1:00 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
Lindsay Lohan's confidence is starting to wane -- sources close to LiLo tell us she is finally getting it through her head she can't avoid jail and is now "seriously considering" taking a plea deal.
As TMZ first reported, Judge Keith Schwartz offered LiLo and her attorney Shawn Holley a deal that includes three months in jail ... which get whittled down to 19 days because of jail overcrowding.
Lindsay has been adamant for weeks ... she would never take a plea deal because she feels she did nothing wrong. Sources close to Lindsay tell us she still maintains her innocence ... but reality is starting to sink in and Lindsay is beginning to understand the risks of going forward with a trial.
If she loses at trial, she could get more than a year in jail for the probation violation ... plus prison time for the felony grand theft.
If Lindsay accepts the deal, Holley must tell the judge on Wednesday. Lindsay will be back in court Friday to either take a plea or declare war.
Lindsay Lohan -- Warming Up to Jail
3/20/2011 1:00 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
Lindsay Lohan's confidence is starting to wane -- sources close to LiLo tell us she is finally getting it through her head she can't avoid jail and is now "seriously considering" taking a plea deal.
As TMZ first reported, Judge Keith Schwartz offered LiLo and her attorney Shawn Holley a deal that includes three months in jail ... which get whittled down to 19 days because of jail overcrowding.
Lindsay has been adamant for weeks ... she would never take a plea deal because she feels she did nothing wrong. Sources close to Lindsay tell us she still maintains her innocence ... but reality is starting to sink in and Lindsay is beginning to understand the risks of going forward with a trial.
If she loses at trial, she could get more than a year in jail for the probation violation ... plus prison time for the felony grand theft.
If Lindsay accepts the deal, Holley must tell the judge on Wednesday. Lindsay will be back in court Friday to either take a plea or declare war.
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tmz 1 week ago
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she's continuing on the path to a healthier life by kicking her nicotine habit ... cold turkey no less. We're told Lindsay quit about a week ago and now works out with a trainer every morning.
Lindsay yesterday
Up in smoke: The actress and her friend puffed away on cigarettes with Lindsay trying to hide hers when she saw she was being watched
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Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she's continuing on the path to a healthier life by kicking her nicotine habit ... cold turkey no less. We're told Lindsay quit about a week ago and now works out with a trainer every morning.
Lindsay yesterday
Up in smoke: The actress and her friend puffed away on cigarettes with Lindsay trying to hide hers when she saw she was being watched
dailymail
^ She is really making progress at last! I have to find out who her trainer is- I mean, who wouldn't want to look that healthy and vibrant!?
Seriously- if she is not doing what she shouldn't be doing, and looks that ghastly, she should see a good doctor...
Seriously- if she is not doing what she shouldn't be doing, and looks that ghastly, she should see a good doctor...
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^ She is really making progress at last! I have to find out who her trainer is- I mean, who wouldn't want to look that healthy and vibrant!?
Seriously- if she is not doing what she shouldn't be doing, and looks that ghastly, she should see a good doctor...
Hey, hey! Be careful what you say - we might get another photo-op in a gym or another bikini shoot like that one where she came out of the pool as if she'd drowned there 2 weeks earlier, or the other one with the random santa hat
^ That's true...a lumpy, saggy spandex outfit is key...and the gratuitous bikini shots always show up when she isn't getting enough attention otherwise...and a good orange jumpsuit picture works well, too...B)
BTW- what does she use on her hair?? WD-40? Crisco??
BTW- what does she use on her hair?? WD-40? Crisco??
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source: radaronline
Lindsay Lohan has a history of stealing -- that's what the Los Angeles District Attorney will tell a judge who will decide whether to send the Mean Girls star to jail or not, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.
Lindsay Lohan's lawyer must notify Judge Keith Schwartz by Wednesday, March 23 if she plans on taking a plea deal, and RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting that if the actress doesn't take the plea deal, Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers will include as part of her case, past incidents in which Lindsay has been accused of theft.
"There is very damaging information about Lindsay's past evidence of thefts, including a stolen Rolex, which a friend of hers reported as stolen last April 2010, which will be made public if Lindsay doesn't take the plea deal. Lindsay was investigated by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department last spring after a friend reported that after leaving the Rolex at Lohan's apartment, it wasn't returned immediately. Actually, it was quite a bit of time later that the watch was returned to the person. The watch was valued at a whopping, 35k, and like the current theft case, Lindsay was photographed wearing the watch. Lindsay wasn't charged in that case because the victim became uncooperative as soon as the watch was returned. The D.A. will be sending investigators out from the office to talk to the victim. Meyers wants to know if there was a financial pay off" a source close to the situation tells us.
Lohan, 24, was also accused of stealing a mink coat from Maria Markova in New York City in January 2008. Markova said at the time that Lohan took the coat at a nightclub, 1 Oak. The coat was valued at $12k. Markova claimed she was sitting next to Lohan at the club when the coat was allegedly stolen. Markova said the next time she saw the coat, Lohan was wearing it in a magazine picture. Lindsay was not criminally charged in that incident either. "Meyers will be reviewing that information as well. It will absolutely be brought up either at the preliminary hearing or the trial. This will establish a pattern of behavior on, that Meyers will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Lindsay is guilty in this case."
"It doesn't matter that Lindsay wasn't criminally charged in those previous incidents. Meyers can, and will subpoena police that investigated those, and as well as the accusers if she needs to. Lindsay has major entitlement issues, which have led her down this very dark road. If Lindsay is smart, she will take the plea deal. Lindsay won't know what will hit her if the case proceeds to a preliminary hearing, and trial. Meyers is tough as nails, make no mistake about it. Lindsay truly has no idea how bad this could get, and how fast. This could truly ruin her career. Look at the (Winona) Ryder case, her career suffered after the guilty conviction, and she didn't have the criminal record that Lindsay has," the source says.
Media reports circulated last week that Lindsay's probation report could be very harmful to Lohan, but our sources tell us "that is just implicitly false. There is nothing bad in the report, period. It's a standard probation report. In fact, Lindsay's lawyer could use it as evidence if the case goes to the preliminary hearing, because it's actually good for her. It states that Lindsay is a good probationer. The probation report doesn't include any of the past theft incidents. The past theft incidents don't involve the probation department, Meyers is the only one dealing with the past theft incidents, period."
If Lindsay decides to take the plea deal, her lawyer will notify Judge Keith Schwartz on Wednesday, and then Lohan will appear in front of Judge Keith Schwartz on Friday.
If Lindsay doesn't take the plea deal, there will be no court appearance on Friday. Lindsay's next court appearance would be on April 21st for her preliminary hearing on felony theft charges related to the theft of the $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice, California.
Calls seeking comment to Shawn Holley and Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers weren't immediately returned.
Lindsay Lohan has a history of stealing -- that's what the Los Angeles District Attorney will tell a judge who will decide whether to send the Mean Girls star to jail or not, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.
Lindsay Lohan's lawyer must notify Judge Keith Schwartz by Wednesday, March 23 if she plans on taking a plea deal, and RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting that if the actress doesn't take the plea deal, Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers will include as part of her case, past incidents in which Lindsay has been accused of theft.
"There is very damaging information about Lindsay's past evidence of thefts, including a stolen Rolex, which a friend of hers reported as stolen last April 2010, which will be made public if Lindsay doesn't take the plea deal. Lindsay was investigated by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department last spring after a friend reported that after leaving the Rolex at Lohan's apartment, it wasn't returned immediately. Actually, it was quite a bit of time later that the watch was returned to the person. The watch was valued at a whopping, 35k, and like the current theft case, Lindsay was photographed wearing the watch. Lindsay wasn't charged in that case because the victim became uncooperative as soon as the watch was returned. The D.A. will be sending investigators out from the office to talk to the victim. Meyers wants to know if there was a financial pay off" a source close to the situation tells us.
Lohan, 24, was also accused of stealing a mink coat from Maria Markova in New York City in January 2008. Markova said at the time that Lohan took the coat at a nightclub, 1 Oak. The coat was valued at $12k. Markova claimed she was sitting next to Lohan at the club when the coat was allegedly stolen. Markova said the next time she saw the coat, Lohan was wearing it in a magazine picture. Lindsay was not criminally charged in that incident either. "Meyers will be reviewing that information as well. It will absolutely be brought up either at the preliminary hearing or the trial. This will establish a pattern of behavior on, that Meyers will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Lindsay is guilty in this case."
"It doesn't matter that Lindsay wasn't criminally charged in those previous incidents. Meyers can, and will subpoena police that investigated those, and as well as the accusers if she needs to. Lindsay has major entitlement issues, which have led her down this very dark road. If Lindsay is smart, she will take the plea deal. Lindsay won't know what will hit her if the case proceeds to a preliminary hearing, and trial. Meyers is tough as nails, make no mistake about it. Lindsay truly has no idea how bad this could get, and how fast. This could truly ruin her career. Look at the (Winona) Ryder case, her career suffered after the guilty conviction, and she didn't have the criminal record that Lindsay has," the source says.
Media reports circulated last week that Lindsay's probation report could be very harmful to Lohan, but our sources tell us "that is just implicitly false. There is nothing bad in the report, period. It's a standard probation report. In fact, Lindsay's lawyer could use it as evidence if the case goes to the preliminary hearing, because it's actually good for her. It states that Lindsay is a good probationer. The probation report doesn't include any of the past theft incidents. The past theft incidents don't involve the probation department, Meyers is the only one dealing with the past theft incidents, period."
If Lindsay decides to take the plea deal, her lawyer will notify Judge Keith Schwartz on Wednesday, and then Lohan will appear in front of Judge Keith Schwartz on Friday.
If Lindsay doesn't take the plea deal, there will be no court appearance on Friday. Lindsay's next court appearance would be on April 21st for her preliminary hearing on felony theft charges related to the theft of the $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice, California.
Calls seeking comment to Shawn Holley and Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers weren't immediately returned.
^ But going to more clubs and bars in four nights than the average person would in three months just shows how strong her well earned sobriety is- facing down her demons, that's Lindsay Dee! It reminds me of that episode where Batman had to face all of his fears...she's an inspiration!!
That's a pretty big hammer DA Meyers has there -- I don't think LiLoser wants to publicly stand while a laundry list of her thefts is documented all at one time.
Her problem now becomes her record. If/(when?) she gets charged again, she'll face prison and will be forced to try the case ... and risk a long sentence.
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