Keeping Up with Lindsay (please put all Lohan news here)

[sethii]

Remember the girl who kicked Michael Lohan in the head? Michael just sent in some...portraits of her to x17 - how nice of him!
http://x17online.com/celebrities/mi...harges_against_exgirlfriend-12272009.php#more


x17

 

[Nemova]

Nothing says 'class act' like sending R-rated pictures of a former girlfriend to a gossip website.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

What a scuzzball. Grow up and disappear, and get Lindsay to do the same, please! I'm so sick of this whole family!

 

[sethii]

The statement & documents I released were only the beginning. If Erin's father wants to continue the FBI will know about his insurance scams. recording contract, BMW X5, lts of gifts and cash all waiting! When you listen to the wrong people, it all goes to waste! When will we learn I live up to my promises, while others serve themselves and try to control people for the wrong reasons

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLohan

i need MORE followers i am so sad about this, how can i tell everyone about my 6126 full collection COMING OUT! all clothing @Silvanixrohan awwww!! thank you sooooo much! love u 2 @FabGoods you have GREAT taste! it's a siiiiiick jumpsuit hehe @RuiHanazawa oh yeah, obviously woman! lol-but i was just trying it on making sure what size i am! tight on my (upper half) lol @gabrielahallied

http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan

@perezhilton leave my sister alone!

http://twitter.com/TheAliLohan

 

[McClaire]

Wow, I wasn't aware they lined the stripper poles with razors and knives.

 

[Nemova]

^

 

[Boomer]

^ Hey Michael- I'm from New Jersey, see, so a word to the wise: if the kinds of things you are talking about on the postings are true, Do not talk about them...because, if they are hanging out 'with the wrong people' (we all know what that means...) there are tons of marshes to dump people in on Long Island Sound..What are you stupid- or what!!?

 

[Boomer]

Jersey Shore season 2 auditions.

Thanks Lindsay, we'll call you...we already have hundreds of this same model...

 

[Fashionturnip]

OK, having flicked through the last few pages, its evident she is revelling in her 'trash chic' thing shes got going on.....yes she is probably drugged to the eyeballs, but she doesnt seem to want to do anything to turn her image around......

What I FAIL to understand is why she doesnt turn her trash chic look into something successful and less tragic. For example that trashy girl 'Ke$ha' is at #1 with tik tok.....Lindsay has a big record company behind her, if she wanted to she could crank out some poppy tunes and do something like the 'muse' shoot but in a music video.

I dont get why she isnt using this trash thing in a positive way to make more money and give herself some success. She seems determined to run her name and image into the ground until she comes off as some tragic lola ferrari character.

We all know she is beautiful and can hold a tune....theres money to be made if she pulled her finger out!!

 

[ladyflash]

^ I think people only like that "trashy" stuff if it seems harmless. Like that awful Ke$ha girl, you can pretty much tell it's all an act created by her record labels and she probably lives a pretty normal life.

I don't think anyone wants to watch music videos with an actual addict with a ravaged face/body rolling around having dirty sex with people when it's clearly what she does all week. Would make people uncomfortable.

 

[loladonna]

^ I think people only like that "trashy" stuff if it seems harmless. Like that awful Ke$ha girl, you can pretty much tell it's all an act created by her record labels and she probably lives a pretty normal life.

I don't think anyone wants to watch music videos with an actual addict with a ravaged face/body rolling around having dirty sex with people when it's clearly what she does all week. Would make people uncomfortable.

 

[*Isobel*]

this thread is hilarious sometimes

 

[sethii]

^ Hey Michael- I'm from New Jersey, see, so a word to the wise: if the kinds of things you are talking about on the postings are true, Do not talk about them...because, if they are hanging out 'with the wrong people' (we all know what that means...) there are tons of marshes to dump people in on Long Island Sound..What are you stupid- or what!!?

I think he's going to be sentenced to jail in January, and wants to cause as much mayhem before he goes down

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/1228_michael_lohan_wm_0.pdf

 

[Boomer]

^ Ah yes- locked in jail- that's a great place to be going after threatening to go to the FBI to turn in crooks...I'm sure you'll be safe there- Good thinking, Michael...

 

[McClaire]

That's Michael for you, he's a "thinker". Just like his daughter and all the scripts she's writing. They're novelists...philosophers really.

 

[CherryBomb01]

^^LMAO!!! You guys have made my day.. seriously.

 

[Boomer]

That's Michael for you, he's a "thinker". Just like his daughter and all the scripts she's writing. They're novelists...philosophers really.

What would the Lohan term for Proustian be...humm...Lindsayan? No..Dinaian?? huh...

 

[sethii]

What a load of rediculous manifestations

 

[lizbabe09]

hahahah Boomer, you are hilarious!

 

[sethii]

look at her hand

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