Keeping Up with Lindsay (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

Yeah, where is Dina these days?

 

[Kenysha75]

LiLo Promises More "Lohan Mayhem" In 2010

While White Oprah spent her New Years passed out in a La-Z-Boy with empty Bartles & Jaymes bottles strewn around her, her daughters spent the holiday dirtying up the island of St. Barts. In between checking hotel ash trays for smokable cigarette butts and sitting in on 3-hour timeshare presentations for free drink tickets, LiLo found time to Tweet!

In her Tweets, LiLo cyber kicked SamRo in the ***** bone (just like daddy) and promised to spread the Lohan virus even further in 2010. Wrap yourself in a fumigation tent and read LiLo's crackiness:

Wishing everyone a blessed new year in 2010! Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!) Thanks for all of your support!
7:56 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from UberTwitter

Me, HOV, beyoncé, Ali Lohan, @paufdenkamp @jessicaschul usher and many more ringin' in the new year coz THAT'S WASSUP
8:03 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from UberTwitter

To answer everybody's question...My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down.
11:15 PM Jan 1st from UberTwitter

2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!?
11:18 PM Jan 1st from UberTwitter

Lohan Mayhem sounds like a rash you get on your ******* from self-tanner build-up. And the drug dealers of the world shouldn't report to the end of the unemployment line just yet. When I Googled "habbit," this came up, so I don't think LiLo was referring to the bad ****. She's simply going to switch to The Tongue for 2010.

Here's LiLo working it like a Google Street View prostitute in St. Barts the other day.
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[Boomer]

The sad thing is she thinks everyone is watching her because she is such a big star!! (They are laughing at you Lindsay, trust me...) And- Ali- Please wear your swimsuit bottoms a few inches lower- we can not quite see all that your Gynecologist sees...thanks...

Oh, and I am so glad to get her New Years Resolution cleared up- weren't you getting tired of people constantly asking "What will Lindsay be doing for the New Year??! Will it really be Lohan Mayhem??"

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Nice buttcheeks. [/sarcasm]

 

[ladyflash]

Those pics. D:

 

[Boomer]

^ And, on top of the really questionable outfits (This is not Ipanema, Linds..) we have to see the saggy abs, bruises, blotchy skin and scars-the complete glamour package!

 

[*Isobel*]

boomer, your comments are h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s

 

[Nemova]

^ And, on top of the really questionable outfits (This is not Ipanema, Linds..) we have to see the saggy abs, bruises, blotchy skin and scars-the complete glamour package!

Girls in Ipanema are waaaaaaay classier than Lindsay, trust me.

 

[Boomer]

boomer, your comments are h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s

Ah, thanks- that's very nice of you... But you know- who else would one think of when we hear "Tall and tan and young and lovely...When she passes, each one she passes, goes- Awww..." I mean not some Caroline Trentini or Giselle- we see Lindsay Dee, lots of side boob...and a Red Bull and a Marlboro...

 

[Kenysha75]

This Could Very Well Represent Everything That's Wrong With This Country Today (VIDEO)
by Tim Kenneally on Jan. 2, 2010 02:00 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Lindsay Lohan's self-professed number-one fan, who declines to reveal her name in the video below but otherwise proves herself to be a textbook case of misplaced priorities.
.celebuzz.com
Our little case study—who made the cross-country trip from Boston to Hollywood to hopefully meet her idol and perhaps land work as a Lindsay Lohan double—goes on to reveal that she feels as if she's "pretty much the same person" as the Just My Luck actress, noting that she wears LiLo's line of leggings and has inked up her body with tattoos replicating Lohan's own.

Oh, and if she were to find out that Lohan had become pregnant? You guessed it:

"I would go find a guy and get pregnant too."

Happy new year, America.

 

[Kenysha75]

http://www.celebuzz.com/this-could-represent-everything-thats-s165651/

 

[sethii]

Well the ''Lohan Mayhem'' has started

Sounds like Lindsay Lohan's New Year has gotten off on the wrong foot.
While celebrating 2010 on the island of St. Barth's, the 23 year-old star discovered that she was ripped off by her longtime best friend and sidekick Patrick "Pootie" Aufdenkamp.
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A friend close to Lohan tells UsMagazine.com, "Patrick stole Lindsay's sketches for her new 6126 clothing line." WWD reported Dec. 30 that Lohan's 6126 leggings line would be expanded to become a full clothing collection for fall 2010; her role as artistic advisor for fashion house Emanuel Ungaro, despite a rocky start, is also ongoing.
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Lohan tells UsMagazine.com that Aufdenkamp has been her "best friend" since she was 16. He has frequently been photographed with the actress, and was present at many meetings related to her new fashion line.
"He is now running off trying to do his own line," a Lohan pal says incredulously, "And telling people he's going to fashion market week in NYC on February 18 to debut his line."
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Adds the Lohan source, "It's horrible. He was her best friend. He has always used her, and she's been warned to never trust him. Lindsay is a good friend and likes to see the good in people. She didn't want to believe how bad Patrick's energy was, and how false his friendship has always been with her."
Lohan herself spoke to UsMagazine.com exclusively about the sad incident. "I should've known better," she said, noting that the friendship with "Pootie" has ended. "But new year for me and a new beginning! Health, happiness, success and love!"

usmagazine

Lindsay Lohan and her little sister Ali were photographed crying and talking on their cell phones in St. Barths on Monday.

talkentertainment.com

 

[sethii]

Even though we photographed Lindsay and her BFF Patrick Aufdenkamp together in St. Barth just three days ago, it looks like she's dumped her number one pal after accusations of him stealing sketches from her new 6126 line.
According to Us Weekly, Lindsay just discovered that Patrick (aka "Pootie") stole her fashion sketches, and is now planning his own clothing line. A source close to Linds tells the mag:

• "He is now running off trying to do his own line. And telling people he's going to fashion market week in NYC on February 18 to debut his line ... It's horrible. He was her best friend. He has always used her, and she's been warned to never trust him. Lindsay is a good friend and likes to see the good in people. She didn't want to believe how badPatrick's energy was, and how false his friendship has always been with her."

Lindsay tells Us that Aufdenkamp has been her "best friend" since she was 16, adding, "I should've known better," noting that the friendship has ended. "But new year for me and a new beginning! Health, happiness, success and love!"
We wondered if there was trouble between the longtime pals when Lindsay tweeted at Patrick two weeks ago, "@paufdenkamp patrick i really need the american apparel for the girls (sanlaap) and you never brought them yesterday???" but we just assumed it was Lindsay being Lindsay, which is somethingPatrick is obviously used to. Then the other day Linds posted a picture on Twitter of a sign that read, "Follow Me", tagging Patrick and saying, "Don't you always......" Hmm, was she trying to put him in his place?
Is it possible that their friendship was already strained, and that Lindsay is flipping out about something else? Or is Patrick really the sketchy type that would steal her new fashion designs and try to pass them off as his own? I mean, he's been friends with her forever, so why do it now?

x17online

 

[Boomer]

^ How you can have Health and Happiness in the same piece as that picture, I don't know...

 

[sethii]

After Lindsay Lohan allegedly threw a punch at a guy who was getting too close to her younger sister Ali at a nightclub, the two exhibit some bizarre behavior on their yacht early this morning, the 4th of January. Sources say that Lindsay repeatedly warned the young man to leave her sister alone and viciously punched him when he did not stop.

Bodyguards arrived quickly to stop the fight and Ali returned to the boat, while Lindsay and a male friend stayed for another hour. On a yacht still riddled with vodka bottles from the long night of partying, the Lohan sisters laughed and cried as they made phone calls, trying to determine the severity of the fight and the consequences that may put a stop to their indulgent vacation.

celebitchy.com

 

[Kenysha75]

Also why is she taking Ali to St barts?Dina where are you (ok sorry maybe she better be with Lindsay after all)
I dont really understand her behavior she should protect her sister not take her to her wildfu..edupLAND

 

[LetThemEatCake]

I never liked 'Pootie' aka 'Scruffy Double Chin'.

 

[isa.b.elle.]

^me neither..but ..stealing her skecthes to make his own collection....i mean..this guy must be stupid..cause "her" skecthes have surrounded online few days ago, so... i don't know..this story doesn't convince me at all..and btw..who the hell is he to start it's own fashion line???is that easy in the u.s ??

 

[lizbabe09]

^I should go start my own line right now if it is!! It's horrible to see her start the new year with drama already.

 

[Jungla_Juana]

I'm more appalled at the fact that someone would consider lindsay's sketches worth stealing...