Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[CherryBomb01]

^^ Dina is the one who called herself White Oprah.

Wow, thanks for the info, sethii, I had no idea. That is just too stupid for words. I think they should lock up Dina right along side Lindsay for violating common sense and logic.

 

[jun3machina]

it'd be funny if oprah sued her..

 

[CherryBomb01]

apparently Lynwood has no tanning beds so I'm making Ali draw all over me with orange sharpie. next best thing.

^Whoever wrote that really knows their stuff...LOL. It can't be Miss LL herself, it makes too much sense.

 

[misspistol]

Are people really still being fooled by fake celebrity Twitter accounts?

 

[Echoes]

Lindsay Lohan and Norton ...

Well, now there's two highly credible sources if I ever saw them.

 

[Vevi]

It is not her twitter Zachary Quinto "has" similar one (called JacharyQuinto), instead someone is rewriting his twitter posts in "rap/hip hop/ghetto" style

 

[misspistol]

^That's hilarious!

 

[Irishgirl85]

http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/lindsay-lohan/news/230717-lindsay-lohan-suicide-watch

I've never come across a more dramatic family before, they just seem to fall from one crisis to the next.

 

[sethii]

More promotional shots for Inferno


lindsaylohansource.com via Emilee

 

[sethii]

Look what left Lindsay's rehab at 4am

And look what stayed the night -again. (Did she pay for the Chanel bag?)

x17

 

[myown]

at 4am?!

 

[Boomer]

^ Damn if her mother doesn't look better than she does!! And, Sam...no comment...

 

[Vevi]

IMO Inferno is Lindsay's last chance. She still has hope - if she will be on time during filming, and will actually listen. She is a good actress, so even though Inferno is probably not the best movie to promote herself (compared to her past mainstream career), if she does a good job, there may be more offers in the future.

her present rehab seems like a joke to me ... but what SHE would not do trying not to go to jail

 

[jun3machina]

is sam like....ill? she looks so sickly

 

[sethii]

is sam like....ill? she looks so sickly

Nope - clean and sober just like Lindsay

http://www.tmz.com/person/lindsay-lohan/

Lindsay Lohan has officially hired Bob Shapiro to represent her in her ongoing DUI probation case ... but only on condition that she goes to jail.

TMZ broke the story earlier this week that Shapiro was stepping in after Shawn Chapman Holley quit. Shapiro, who repped O.J. Simpson, tells TMZ, "I have agreed to represent Ms. Lohan on the condition that she complies with all the terms of her probation, including a requirement of jail time that was imposed by Judge Marsha Revel."

Shapiro added, "Ms. Lohan is suffering from a disease that I am all too familiar with." The lawyer's son died of a d*** o******* in 2005.

tmz

 

[Boomer]

^ This guy is obviously another Lohan Hater!! Lindsay- honor the terms of her sentence!!? Come on- what's with this guy!!? Doesn't he know who he's dealing with!!?? He is never getting a good table at Chateau Marmont again!! Bring back the Liberace guy!!

 

[shoesexy]

Shapiro is soooooo 1990s .... puleeeeze!

Lindsay needs to flee jurisdiction and go molest Roman Polanski's children.

Go, go, Li-Lo -- Go, go, Li-Lo -- Go, go, Li-Lo!!!

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes- a private jet sitting on a remote runway out in the desert..a quick flight to Bolivia with Sam..."They haven't built the prison that can hold me, Warden!!!"
Episode Two: Michael and Robert Shapiro hire Dog the Bounty Hunter to bring her back "for her own good"- but little do they know that, as a prize customer, members of a Columbia D**g Cartel are protecting her every move...
This will be the reality show to end all reality shows!!B)

 

[McClaire]

I hope they drag her little butt of to jail. This is such a transparent act on her part

 

[sethii]

^ ...then Lindsay and Ali (it's exam break OK!) run on to a private jet sent by a billionaire sugar daddy which whisks them away to a caribbean island where Lindsay gets into bar fights with seedy characters and Ali goes missing while they try to evade Michael Lohan's spies....oh, that happened in January already