Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[sethii]

Mr. Ungaro is NOT dead

Maybe he meant 'dead' as in Rachel Zoe's "I'm literally dead" kind of dead.

^ Love her new mugshot! She looks hot!

The oldest mugshot looks quite pretty, very dear caught in headlights. Then in the next mugshot she's more of a dumb blonde thing who has tripped up, followed by her graduation into the jaded duck-lipped p*rn star look in the 3rd mugshot. Finally the last mugshot shows a degree of rehabilitation; the bleach blonde hooker hair is gone, her eyes are clearer - perhaps this is the face of an ex p*rn star who is now making it as a reality TV star.

 

[Boomer]

^ I'm still counting on the classic Jailhouse Conversion so she can do her time, clean herself up and then go to Seminary to become a minister...that would be a great reality show!! Lindsay at the Pearly Gates- that sort of thing, with some sort of inexplicable divine light glowing around her head... B)

 

[sethii]

tmz.com

 

[Boomer]

^ That first drawing, you just know she is saying to herself: I knew I should have had my F**K YOU, JUDGE fingernails on today!!

 

[sethii]

Who would have thought that Lindsay's best friend could be an idiotic enabler looser?

Lindsay's Friend Makes Plea to the Judge

9/24/2010 7:58 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
One of Lindsay Lohan's close friends -- and a co-star in the movie "Machete" -- has written a letter to Judge Elden Fox ... pleading with him to spare Lindsay from jail time.

TMZ has obtained a letter Electra Avellan wrote for the judge. We're told Electra wrote the letter with a few other friends -- and she's trying to get the letter to Judge Fox before this morning's hearing. It reads:

Dear Judge Fox,

I am writing you in regards to Lindsay Lohan. I have had the pleasure to get to know her very well and have endured the past year with her through her highs and lows. I am desperate to get this message to you. She is working really hard to be better and has done everything possible to stay healthy and clean. We (family members and loving friends) have separated her from anyone who can harm her or deviate her from her goals which are to be a model citizen. She is aware of her impact in this world and wants to rise from this. A few days ago she had a very low moment and made a mistake that has her so terrified it is breaking my heart. I am truly concerned for her well being.

I do not intend to tell you what to do, but as a model citizen to another, I must beg you to please not send her to jail. Jail brought her down, and created so many insecurities and anxiety that we are now fighting to strip from her. She is not going to make this mistake again. She is building herself back up every second and jail will only set her back.

Please Judge Fox look at Lindsay and know that she is a woman who is struggling to get her life back on track, maybe as a day patient and a lot of wonderful community service we can have her pay back the mistake. I also think that community service can show her a different human dimension and allow her to count her blessings more often. I want to see her succeed and shine again. Please help her do it. She wants to get away from this madness. She needs help.

Thank you
Electra Avellan

tmz

 

[isa.b.elle.]

the bleach blonde hooker hair is gone, her eyes are clearer - perhaps this is the face of an ex p*rn star who is now making it as a reality TV star.

aahahaha..that's the perfect description!
btw..she does looks nicer..there's only one thing to fix in her face now:LIPS

 

[Boomer]

I do not intend to tell you what to do, but as a model citizen to another,


A little self promotion never hurt, I suppose...."As a young woman who scored over 350 on her SATs..."

 

[lucy92]

the person who wrote the letter is robert rodriguez's daughter. her depiction of herself a "model citizen" is a bit much.

thanks for the legal explanation, guys

 

[Lonewalker]

Model citizen in this case probably equals not getting arrested. I remember she used to have this friend, I'm inclinded to say Peterson or something similar, this guy with curly hair, who supposedly stole her sketches. They 'broke up', but then we saw pictures of him at her birthday party and visiting her in rehab. Are they still friends? Or is, probably, sick of her crazy-*** behaviour?

 

[isa.b.elle.]

^Do you mean Patrick?that creepy guy with beret that used to follow her everywhere...i don't think he is/was a good influence on her..

 

[Valentine27]

I'm lost.
There always happens something new.
So I heard she went to court today, what was decided then? Jail again?

 

[WonderfulTonight]

i love how it appears that the bailiff is wearing rubber gloves

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes they do that now with the gloves....
Yes Val, she's inside for a month until her hearing on Oct 22nd, and then...who knows!!

 

[tanii94]

She's better off in jail. End of story.

I can't wait for Dina's next interview.

 

[shoesexy]

I'm skeptical ... guessing this is a "shock" move by the judge and we'll see LiLoser back as a danger to society on Monday.


If not ... if the judge

keeps her in jail until October 22 ...

it will be the first decision anyone has made that can lead to a positive outcome here -- anytime/anywhere.

 

[Boomer]

I wonder if Carvel can FedEx a Fudgie Cake to the jail...

 

[CherryBomb01]

^Haha Boomer, you're bad.

Finally proof there is ONE judge in Cali with some balls.
I too am looking forward to hearing what 'Dina mother of the year' has to say about this.... I'm sure we can all guess, though. Michael had to pounce on his chance to talk his BS (just saw that on morning TV here in Aus) so Dina won't be too far behind.

 

[Echoes]

Wonder why Mouthpiece Holly isn't up on ethics charges for her repeated behind the scenes meetings with Judges?

 

[Boomer]

Just remember our moto: It's always 4:AM somewhere!!

Starcasm has a proposal for a Lindsay Lohan Trainwreck Watch!! Why didn't I thinnk of this!! B)

starcasm.net

 

[shoesexy]

I'm skeptical ... guessing this is a "shock" move by the judge and we'll see LiLoser back as a danger to society on Monday.


If not ... if the judge

keeps her in jail until October 22 ...

it will be the first decision anyone has made that can lead to a positive outcome here -- anytime/anywhere.

I was wrong ... she's getting out tonight.