Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

"check out the manic deposition entry, etc. today! me with my mommy..."

She sounds like she's eight years old... from p*rn star to little girl going for ice cream...

 

[pengy]

I am actually really looking forward to Machete!

 

[farou7a]

i actually want to watch machete.. isnt the main guy the guy who was on desp housewives? when eva's character loses the baby and hes hired by her husband?
and isnt the other guy from lost? lol i know i watch too many shows when im on a revision break!

i do want to watch it. looks a bit low budget to me though.. or maybe the trailer wasnt impressive enough :S

 

[minstinguett]

The first two minutes and twenty five seconds of that video in post 617 are SCARY. Imagine that being your life. No wonder she's messed up. And who in their right mind would allow their child to be in that environment at a young age, as young as Lindsay was when she started out? Fame is can be unreal and terrifying, and if you experience it as a teenager there's almost no chance of you not having issues. Lindsay probably would have been fine, albeit experimental in the same way we all were in our teens and twenties, but I actually think fame is the thing to blame in all of this.

 

[McClaire]

Her new movie looks awful! I thought it was a spoof.

"check out the manic deposition entry, etc. today! me with my mommy..."

She sounds like she's eight years old... from p*rn star to little girl going for ice cream...

I actually cut her slack here. I don't think it matters how old I get I will probably refer to my Mom (who has since past on) as Mommy, maybe not on Twitter...

I agree though it's a strange sentence for one to construct.

 

[AMACINOM]

the movie is suppose to look like a spoof
machete was a fake trailer in grindhouse, a lot of people loved it and so they made it into a full length movie

 

[Nemova]

I never thought I'd see Robert De Niro and Steven Seagal starring in the same movie.

 

[Boomer]

I never thought I'd see Robert De Niro and Steven Seagal starring in the same movie.

It wouldn't surprise me if DeNiro feels the same way!!

Fear not Little LiLo- I was just reading how the courts and jails are almost totally out of money in LA; they would probably have nowhere to put you anyway- you'll get your usual break...

Lindsay Lohan: Too Little, Too Late?

In a bid to elude a trip to the big house, Lindsay Lohan was spotted arriving at her alcohol education class in Los Angeles, California on Wednesday (May 5).
Accompanied by her mother, Dina Lohan, the "Mean Girls" starlet snuck into a local building for the booze-abstaining lessons - trying to fit in as many sessions as possible before her judge holds a progress hearing on May 20.As previously reported by Gossip Center, it's being told that Lindsay is bound for jail because she hasn't been in alcohol education class at least once a week -- as required by the court.

GossipCenter.com

 

[McClaire]

^ I bet she gets off.

 

[Boomer]

Not helping her cause, it is also being said that school officials are saying Lohan has a “bad attitude” and “entitlement issues.”
Lindsay?? Bad attitude?? Who would ever recognize her sneaking into the class, huh?

GossipCenter.com

 

[sethii]

Fear not Little LiLo- I was just reading how the courts and jails are almost totally out of money in LA; they would probably have nowhere to put you anyway- you'll get your usual break...

I'm betting on house arrest at Chateau Marmont

 

[luvme4me]

I'm betting on house arrest at Chateau Marmont

Thats funny and oh so true. Her mom is such an enabler. Sad very sad.

 

[farou7a]

As previously reported by Gossip Center, it's being told that Lindsay is bound for jail because she hasn't been in alcohol education class at least once a week -- as required by the court.

alcohol education class? wow the things one has to come up with in order to KEEP order in society.

 

[misspistol]

and isnt the other guy from lost? lol i know i watch too many shows when im on a revision break!

Yeah, Hugo's Dad! He's mostly known as being Cheech from Cheech and Chong (you know the 70's stoner movies?)

 

[isa.b.elle.]

@logandoesntweet Cannes Cannes

source:http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan


we're "officially" gonna see her at cannes.

 

[Boomer]

^ Well, then there had better be a too small, ill fitting bikini session on the beach- we're overdue, Lilo!!

 

[isa.b.elle.]

^actually the weather in Cannes right now it's crazy! (seems like it's never gonna stop raining)so,unfortunantely for her..she will have to pack some serious clothing!

 

[farou7a]

^ or lack thereof.. because her dressing has gotten a bit appalling

 

[Boomer]

...unfortunantely for her..she will have to pack some serious clothing!

Just hot pants, a tank top with spaghetti straps (nothing on underneath) and combat boots- she'll be good to go..."Any luggage, Miss Lohan??", "Nah, just these extra six packs of cigarettes- my people will pick up everything else I need when I get there..."

BTW- wasn't that mean old judge going to put a stop to these 'excursions" several months ago?

 

[sethii]

Her going to Cannes isn't the funniest thing. The funniest thing is that she is going there to help secure financing for the movie Inferno

Can you even imagine the meetings the director will have?

"OK so despite the fact you've never made a movie, the fact this is your first script, the fact that B/C list actresses have been dropping out of this project for 3 years, and there is another Linda Lovelace movie in production right now, for whatever reason I am still interested in backing this .....so who have you chosen for the lead role?"

"Lindsay Lohan"

"Here's $5"