Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

^ Oh, and don't forget the Completion Bond to insure our "star's" going to show up and be able to work- that wil be $75,000.00 a week for the insurance policy....

 

[sethii]

5am today

Celebrity-gossip.net via Emilee

 

[Boomer]

^ Such a happy, healthy looking girl- obviously just out having fun as her Mother says! She still does have great legs, though- I gotta give her that....B)

 

[sethii]

^ Speaking of Mother of The Year - she stumbled out of the same club at 2.30am. An early night to get home for Ali

x17

 

[Boomer]

^ Dina getting a little broad in the beam, as they say?? The Rockettes won't be happy...!

 

[sethii]

^ Time to call her former mentor Mikhail Baryshnikov!

Video of Lindsay (with freakishly long legs!) leaving another party and mumbling to herself at 7.30am
http://x17video.com/celebrity_video/lindsay_lohan/x17_xclusive_lindsay_lohan_par_2.php

 

[isa.b.elle.]

^

with freakishly long legs!)

wow..either she has grown up during night-time or the short are ridiculously short

 

[Boomer]

^ So she gave a deposition and went off on an all night/morning binge...I mean, who hasn't done that from time to time...

 

[sethii]

I just realised - when she leaves the party her driver gets into the back seat because she is totally wrecked and incapable of driving.

^ So she gave a deposition and went off on an all night/morning binge...I mean, who hasn't done that from time to time...

Exactly, she fine! People are so uptight. It was a 7 hour deposition. So you need to party for 14 hours.

 

[brokenenglish]

I can't take you two anymore. My stomach hurts from laughing, "ok, here's $5"

 

[nita-karoliina]

How much this girl can take booze and stuff. She will kill herself someday by accident.

 

[farou7a]

i think the press is waiting on something horribly drastic like that ^

thats the sad part.

 

[Boomer]

Well, LiLo and her Ex-Rockette Mother were on Entertainment Tonight...One lies and the other swears to it...

http://www.wxyz.com/entertainment/e...-Im-Allowed-to-Do/BGQQ-bvmAkCLVC79AWTGNw.cspx

 

[sethii]

^ Amazing interview. My eyes have never rolled more times at a Lohan interview.

Asked if she has any problems with d***s, alcohol or p**********n m********n, Lindsay replies, "No, I don't. I work. And if I go out with my friends, I'm 23 and I'm allowed to do that. I don't go out when I'm working."

This is the kind of thing you might tell a killer robot from the future in order to short circuit its brain.

Addressing recent tabloid photos of her falling in the street, Lindsay says, "I'm the most clumsy person in the world. I do trip a lot. I fall. I walk into walls sometimes."

I hijack vehicles. I do mercilessly take hostages. Sometimes my heart stops beating. I'm clumsy like that.

"When did I stop being okay?" asks the star. "I am fine. I am happy and I am working. And I'm good. And I'm surrounded by great friends now."

They've all been great support through all the problems I haven't had and helping me with the issues which I don't have. Natalie Portman, Robert Deniro, Spielberg, Charlie Chaplin, Marilyn Monroe - they're all around me...dancing...always dancing and singing.

"We have a good relationship," says Lindsay about her mom. "We fight like friends do. She is a very strong woman."

Hilarious I tell ya! Like, this one time, I was like "hey linds wanna go to rehab?" and she was all like "oohh no you didnt" *BAM* Uppercut and karate kicked me out of the car. Love my strong girls

"We are just very misunderstood," adds Dina. "And, when I read it, it breaks my heart because it is not true. I am going to cry. I'm really going to cry. …

I am really 30 year old Lady Dinadongaham of Merricksville, a famous society beauty from the 17th century and prima ballerina - and my daughter is 100 times Oscar winner, neurosurgeon and former US President, Professor Delilo van den Truth. "It's horrible how people twist things" - added Aliana, Princess of Wales.

 

[Nemova]

I don't think Freud or Jung or even Lacan would be able to take those two as patients if they were alive. I mean, imagine how frustrated would Lacan feel to never be able to stop Lindsay mid-sentence because she just had the most amazing insight? She's in perpetual denial!

 

[Boomer]

Can you even imagine how embarrassing it will be to read all of these interviews if she ever gets straight?? It would be horrible to see how deluded she is!!

 

[lizbabe09]

Asked if she has any problems with d***s, alcohol or p**********n m********n, Lindsay replies, "No, I don't. I work. And if I go out with my friends, I'm 23 and I'm allowed to do that. I don't go out when I'm working."

What exactly is she allowed to do? I hope she's talking about drinking and not the other things.

 

[isa.b.elle.]

The Entertainment Tonight segment it's hilarious..not only for the bull---t she said but also for Dina's house..wich it's even messier than Lindsay's

Lindsay Lohan brushed off reports yesterday that she’s in violation of her probation and staring down some time behind bars as a result, claiming she’s been fully compliant in showing up on time and on schedule to her mandatory DUI classes.

Reports have surfaced that prosecutors would be seeking (and the judge would dole out) “significant jail time” if LL is shown to be in violation of her probation.

Outside the Glendale, Calif., site of the court-ordered recovery program she attended Wednesday, the troubled actress denied breaking any rules whatsoever.

“So I’m just leaving Right On Programs which is good, because I have been on time, and I have been agreeing to be here and everything,” she said. “I’ve been up to parso, all those haters that are saying it’s not true, it [is] actually – I have about five left.”

Gotta love that her “haters” include prosecutors and judges.

As for the busy 23-year-old’s plans for the next couple of weeks, at last before she’s found in violation of her probation at a May 20 hearing and tossed in the slammer?

High-paying, high-profile gigs, of course. (Not at all.) “I’m going right now to get all of the 6126 collection for my friend’s new place that he’s opening,” she said.

“We’re actually dressing all the staff and the waitresses, which is really exciting. I’m supporting a friend, so off to work. Work, work, work, work, work, work!”

The term is used very loosely in this case, we assure you. It will be interesting to see if she can talk her way out of this one, or if she’ll ever lay off the crack.

credit:http://www.lindsaylohansource.com/2...probation-violation-tells-off-all-you-haters/

 

[isa.b.elle.]

Lindsanity Wants To Be Cokate!
And her obsession continues.

Lindsay Lohan really wants to play the role of Kate Moss in a film about the supermodel.

Well it wouldn't be that far of a stretch. She's got the drug thing down pat!

According to a source close to Lindsay, so we're guessing her mom Dina, says:

"Lindsay is obsessed with Kate. She knows her well and has even spoken to her about a movie. Kate likes the idea and is even willing to help produce a film, as long as Lindsay gets to play her."

Pfft. Cokate won't even help a museum exhibit, what makes anyone think she'd help with a film that includes Lindsay?

Actually, an even better question is who actually thinks La Loca's going to have a career by the time this thing actually happens?

source:http://cocoperez.com/

 

[Boomer]

^ Let's get started!! Call the guy with the $5, then we'll be able to tell backers we already have financing in place....