Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[misspistol]

The Rebecca Gayhart thing was different, the boy ran out onto the road. That guy from Prison Break got a 3-4 yr sentence...in fact the minimum sentence for murder is only 10 years so....it's all relative.
OJ got 33 yrs, minimum 9yrs, for his theft of the sports memorabilia. LL hijacked a car and 'kept the men hostage'. B*tch needs prison time!

 

[nikita]

i havent seen any press on "the project." and if i knew i had an impt court date, one for which a warrant would be issued if i missed it, i would not be traveling to another country, to return a mere day before the court appearance, notwithstanding the volcanoes in Iceland, which was most likely the original excuse. i feel the passport thing was plan b, because she could fly because the volcano didnt exclude travel from the uk to the us. in the real world, i can understand how work is important, but i would kind of take the possibility of of going to jail more seriously than promoting a film. i am disconcerted by people who dont understand that.

and to repeat what most have said in this thread, if i had done what she did, i would be in jail right now. its gross. im not talking about killing a person or what some other person did. im talking about the kind of price people are supposed to pay for their actions. the kind we all would pay if we had done the same.

 

[farou7a]

Im not even going to bother reading all the pages ive missed becaus eim assuming shes not in jail and is still going about 'life' the way she generally does?

 

[sethii]

Im not even going to bother reading all the pages ive missed becaus eim assuming shes not in jail and is still going about 'life' the way she generally does?

This is her the day after court B)

Celebrity-Paradise.com via Emilee

 

[farou7a]

she's going crazy. slowly but surely.

thanks sethii

my non-faith is restored in this girl.

 

[Echoes]

From another board:

Lindsay Lohan offered role in upcoming Willie Nelson Film

Kerry Wallum of Luck Films -- the company co-owned by Nelson that's producing the film -- tells X17online exclusively that Lohan is being offered the role as Lt. Peterson, a character described as a "hardcore lieutenant that doesn't put up with no ****."

Quote:
As for why Lindsay was chosen, producer and star Wallum tells us:
"It's a bitchy character, so she'll be fine. She's already been sent the script, and we're told she's considering. Hopefully she accepts the role. We love her acting and we think she can stretch it -- down to Herbie's Lovebug, we know she can stretch it as an actress. Willie is a big fan of her acting, too."
The Dry Gulch Kid is expected to start production by the end of July. Michael Madson is also in negotiations to star in the film and Jackass star Johnny Knoxville is said to be attached.

Of Lindsay's recent court-ordered restrictions, Wallum says, "We'll work around her recent troubles." We're assuming he means that unsightly SCRAM anklet. He adds, "I think Lindsay will be great playing a pissy-*** woman."

The movie is set to be filmed just outside of Austin, Texas.

Confirmation?

 

[Boomer]

^ So the hair went from almost black to blonde overnight, huh?? I don't even want to know what she's doing there...she looks awfully chipper for someone who should be going through detox. huh?

Edit: ^ Austin, Texas is the last place Lindsay should be even close to, BTW- trust me....

 

[Lonewalker]

Erm, well, what should she be doing the day after court then? Sit at home and cry?

 

[sethii]

Right - why would she sit home and cry? She's done nothing wrong so there's nothing to be ashamed or upset about.

 

[Boomer]

^ Well, after years of non stop 'abuse', many people would not be out getting their hair done and laughing it up- especially when they are still looking down the barrel of 6 months in jail! Usually when one totally stops doing bad things, there is a dramatic physical reaction; which is why so many people have to go to a detox facility for several days, the body has to make huge adjustments when it all stops- if it has....

 

[isa.b.elle.]

#1166 so when she was talking about a movie in Texas it was about this movie?

 

[Boomer]

^ The one that starts shooting (maybe) in the Fall, when her current situation is until the first week in July? Yeah, that one...!

 

[Valentine27]

I may be late but Lindsay shot in a p*rn movie?

 

[Boomer]

^ Not that has been found yet!! No, she supposedly is going to be in a movie about p*rn star Linda Lovelace, of 'Deep Throat' fame....supposedly...

 

[sethii]

^ Not that has been found yet!! No, she supposedly is going to be in a movie about p*rn star Linda Lovelace, of 'Deep Throat' fame....supposedly...

Only one small problem They haven't secured financing.

Or the legal rights.

And she may be in jail when filming begins. The director might have to copy and paste her head on to another actresses body, as was done for I Know Who Killed Me.

There are 470 articles currently logged by Google relating to reports that troubled actress Lindsay Lohan has signed on to play p*rno actress Linda Lovelace (whose real name was Linda Boreman) in an independent film, “Inferno.” One blog even claims Lohan has risked jail to promote this non-existent film. But right now “Inferno” has at least one major obstacle: Raymond Pistol.
Among the things that p*rn*gr*phy kept when Boreman left the industry was her famous pseudonym. The name Linda Lovelace is currently owned by Arrow Productions, a company based here in the Las Vegas Valley, which also owns Deep Throat.
I just spoke to Arrow’s owner, Raymond Pistol. According to Pistol, “There is no way you can make a film about Linda Boreman and sex and not go through me.” Pistol notes that the creators of “Inferno” have not made any deal with him yet for the rights to the name Linda Lovelace or to the title “Deep Throat.” In fact, all of the press about Lohan and the film alerted Pistol to “Inferno,” and his representatives have since reached out to the proposed films’ producers. Pistol says that negotiations are ongoing.

goldplateddoor.com

 

[Boomer]

Yeah, negotiations are ongoing....except that they have no star, no money- little details like that...Besides, Lindsay will be busy doing her fashion line for JC Penney- remember that!!?

 

[sethii]

Quote of the day~

congratulations to my brother graduating top of his class! he's so brilliant & im SO proud of him!! yay Mikey! @dinamlohan raised us well!

twitter.com/lindsaylohan

 

[Boomer]

^ Those amazing Lohans- overachievers, every one of them- 'Success' is their middle name!!....

 

[Echoes]

Considering the potential (possibly, maybe, could be) upcoming film, you may have the first syllable of success right as her middle name.

 

[Boomer]

^ True..and when she's officially an ex-con, those may be the only 'movie roles' available to her...something classy like 'Lindsay Lohan in Little Miss Hoover Vacuum Cleaner' in 3-D...