Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Lonewalker]

Who else has ADD then?

 

[Echoes]

^I too don't see her living for much longer. So many people have died because of this deadly mix - she's no better than any of them.

If that happens now, it could fall straight back on the Judge and the lawyers for not being more pro-active.

 

[sethii]

Please remember that comments about drugs are against tFS rules, and if you post an article containing drug comments then please use some *#$% or whatever to censor those parts. Thank you.

 

[sethii]

Lindsay Lohan is not just an actress, singer, model and sometimes trainwreck ... she's apparently also the inspiration for a card game. At least, that's what Willie Nelson tells us!
Earlier this week, X17online broke the news that Willie is seeking Lilo as a co-star in his upcoming film, The Dry Gulch Kid. Now, the famous country crooner, who is currently vacationing in Maui, is singing the 23-year-old's praises ... oh, and thinking about her at the poker table.
Willie sent this email to X17online exclusively:

• I love Lindsay Lohan. We named a poker game after her. The best low hand wins. So we say let's play LINDSAY LOHAN. So we say good luck Lindsay. Thanks, Willie Nelson

The Dry Gulch Kid revolves around a character finding a hallucinogenic pond. After reading this email, we're wondering if Willie has been drinking from those mystic waters.
Producer and star, Kerry Wallum, tells us Lindsay was offered the part of a "bitchy lieutenant." She has yet to accept the role. However, Johnny Knoxville is attached to the project.
Now show us that poker face, Linds!

x17online

 

[Boomer]

Johnny Knoxville, Willie and Lindsay filming outside of Austin- was that the deal??? Talk about asking for trouble... Judge Revel should love this one...

BTW- so many articles seem to suggest that Lindsay is out of the woods- the hearing on July 6th is for her probation violations; she can still go to jail, certainly have her monitor and d**g tests continued, her probation extended (I'll bet on that one) and her travel restricted...This whole mess is a long way from over....

 

[sethii]

http://tweetphoto.com/24072480

http://tweetphoto.com/24072480 My sis & @DinaMLohan made me smile so big today! They approved of my hair change! I miss them and love them!!!! X I love being early for meetings!!!! People get so surprised! Lol- even me! @ a lunch mtng w/my friend Victoria & Johnny Depp just came and said hi to me, life is good. Need I say more? NOPE! blondie powaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!

twitter.com/lindsaylohan

Crank & Depp

It’s comedy hour courtesy of Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter.

As you know, she’s now wearing a monitoring anklet, has been ordered by the court to stay off ***** and alcohol, and is not allowed to leave Los Angeles for “work”. Lilo insists she doesn’t have problems. So instead of staying quiet, keeping a low profile, perhaps volunteering for a change, she’s back to hanging at the Chateau Marmont, hitting the club scene (Las Palmas last night), and using Twitter to convince you that she’s walking straight.

This is a message she posted before regular person bedtime last night:

Red Bull and Waters and Work - my new bff's hehe - everyone should try it! It's more fun - you'll see x

She tweeted it. So that must mean it’s true?

Please.

This is a professional liar. Her lies are well documented. Her mother’s lies are well documented. It’s a Lohan Family skill.

So OF COURSE she was telling the truth when she wrote on Twitter yesterday afternoon that she was:

@ a lunch mtng w/my friend Victoria & Johnny Depp just came and said hi to me, life is good. Need I say more? NOPE!

And we’re namechecking on Twitter now. Which is totally what we would do too. You and me, non-famous people. Only she used to be one of them. And now...

She’s one of US.

Outside not inside, squealing over a celebrity sighting. IF she’s not tweeting out of her crank *** which, well, you know, is usually the default.

laineygossip.com

 

[Boomer]

^ Linds really learned a lot during her three stays in rehab- especially the part about how you have to change the people, places and things you did when you were using in order to get better... *shakes head*

 

[kokobombon]

Lindsay Lohan – who's been juggling movie premieres, nightclubbing and court hearings – sure knows how to take the attention off her legal woes: By releasing a set of racy movie posters for the upcoming biopic Inferno, in which she'll play infamous p*rn star Linda Lovelace, star of 1972’s Deep Throat. Celeb photographer Tyler Shields, a favorite among the young Hollywood set, took the pictures of Lohan. He tells PEOPLE, "Lindsay is amazing to work with we have done it a few times and each time it gets better!" The sexy photos depict a brunette Lohan (she went blonde this week) in various states of undress striking sultry poses. The images are in stark contrast to paparazzi photos of Lohan on Wednesday, showing her wearing wide-leg jeans to cover the alcohol monitoring bracelet she's now required to wear. No word yet on whether the bracelet will interfere with her filming schedule.

people.com

 

[shoesexy]

^^^ Someone went to Kinko's.

 

[misspistol]

So I'm assuming a hobo shouted at her and she took that to mean Johnny Depp said hi?

 

[Boomer]

^ Or it could well have been Kieth Richards out to lunch with Capt Jack Sparrow...

 

[Boomer]

Talk about keeping her on a short leash...

Playing it safe and showing up for her meeting on time today (May 27), it is now being reported that Lindsay Lohan must check in to her probation office every night.
Aside from wearing the alcohol monitor at all times, TMZ has learned that the “Mean Girls” star will call the office every night to find out whether she’ll have to face a d**g test the next day.

Ms Lohan is now required to take d**g tests at random and is expected back in court on July 6th for another hearing to determine if she violated the terms of her probation.
On a sidenote, Lohan’s attorney requested that the actress head to Texas to begin filming for an upcoming role in the next couple of weeks. The judge denied that request and suggested Lindsay put the role on hold.

Gossipcenter.com

 

[colourmefashion]

if they tell her she has a drug test the next day, then thats not really random now is it ?

 

[Boomer]

^ Yeah, but if you don't know what day it will be and you have to find out at night, you wouldn't have enough time to 'change' anything in your body- say, within 12 hours...B)

 

[colourmefashion]

i dont think they should tell her what day, or even what time they plan on doing these tests.
because if she knows they will test her tomorrow at 12, well then she wont do anything she normally does because it will show up.
then it will look like shes off whatever it is that she does, and its not going to help her.

whereas if they didnt tell her they were doing it at 12 tomorrow, and she went out and did something tonight, well then it would show up and then maybe she can get the help she needs.

btw, im not saying this is what shes going to do, or is doing or whatever.
im just stating a 'what if' kind of situation..

 

[Boomer]

^ Right- IF Lindsay ever did something bad, or wanted to hide doing something bad...not that it would ever really happen...

 

[Lonewalker]

Yeah, but then again, I don't know what you'd have to do to get everything off your blood stream. Some things can show after several weeks. So something's bound to show up.

 

[Boomer]

If she's even trying to figure out how to beat it, she's already in trouble...Because they will get her...I really believe this whole "out on bail for 6 weeks until the next court date" situation is to give the judge an airtight reason to put her somewhere- jail or rehab, because no one seems to think she is going to just live happily ever after without her 'hobbies'...

 

[Lonewalker]

BTW, does she still live in the Sierra Towers?

 

[Boomer]

^ Depends on the date of the eviction notice....
Well- she'll never change...out of touch as usual...

It's not a fashion accessory Lindsay! Star asks Chanel to glam up alcohol bracelet


LINDSAY Lohan just can't seem to get her head around this whole alcohol-monitoring bracelet can she?

Wild child Lindsay Lohan, who was ordered to wear the device by a Beverly Hills court on Monday, took to her Twitter page today begging Chanel to glam it up.


The troubled Hollywood star, who has been hiding the bracelet beneath long trousers, said she wants the fashion designer to add some sparkle to it so she can wear dresses again.


She tweeted: "Can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that i can at least wear a chic dress?! maybe!? x"


Errr Linds, sorry to break this to you but we don't think the judge had fashion in mind when he slapped the SCRAM-bracelet order on you.


And while we're all for looking glamourous, maybe you should have thought of the impact it would have on your look when you failed to turn up in court.

OK.uk.co