Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

I feel bad the exercise video isn't real...I wanted to see what creative things they'd come up with a 1.5L bottle of Grey Goose..

 

[michyed]

Pathetic... Just pathetic. *facepalm*

 

[CrisGalaxy]

Poor LiLo
She's hot and all but everyone hates her

 

[indepwe]

She is appearing on Chatty Man (Alan Carr's show on channel four) tomorrow night at 10pm for everyone interested in the UK.

 

[*Isobel*]

she needs to do her roots....

 

[sethii]

Erin Muller says she found a GPS tracking device attached to the undercarriage of her car two weeks ago ... and Erin tells TMZ she believes her ex Michael Lohan is the one who put it there.
Muller claims her dad found the device -- which can track the whereabouts of her vehicle in real time -- while he was checking for an oil leak.

Muller says when she showed cops the device, they told her it's the same kind they use to track their own vehicles.

According to Muller's lawyer, cops are investigating the situation as a felony eavesdropping case -- and, as a result, Erin says she's so paranoid that she's going to have her apartment swept for bugs.

tmz .

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[McClaire]

"Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna," Dina Lohan said.

What Dina fails to acknowledge is not that people know Lindsay but how and why they know her. A judge will throw this out but too bad that a judge can't throw Lindsay in jail or something. I hope they fine her for this lawsuit.

 

[Boomer]

^ ELVIS!! She's as big as Elvis too!! Look at her body of work: Freaky Friday, I know who killed me...ummm...lots of other hits!! The Volkswagen one, Herbie or whatever!! BIG hits!! She's a Show biz legend!!

 

[Kenysha75]

The Delusional Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

Yesterday morning, accidental comedienne Lindsay Lohan made us all laugh like we've never laughed before when she filed a $100 million (or 500,000 8-balls) lawsuit against E-Trade, because she believes that a Milkaholic baby named Lindsay featured in their Super Bowl commercial was based on her. LiLo was dead serious when she claimed that she is one-name famous like Madonna and Oprah. Don't use that during your set at amateur comedy night or LiLo will sue you for $100 million and White Oprah will call you a little baby.

The New York Post got White Oprah on the phone to get her thoughts on LiLo's lawsuit against E-Trade. White Oprah was gracious enough to clear her schedule of doing nothing to say this: "They're little babies doing this, mocking another child who's just trying to survive Hollywood, basically. I'm just basically glad I took a stand. I'm not going to let them do this to us anymore. Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna."

Oh, White Oprah, you are crazy as you are orange. You are as delusional as you are peroxide-ridden. You are as genius as you are shameless.

I mean, Lindsay Lohan is hardly a child. The girl can drive a car for fuc*s sake. Wait, um...bad example. The girl can go number 2 by herself for fuc*s sake. Wait, um...another bad example. The girl can form a complete sentence. Oh fuc*. I give up. White Oprah wins! Lindsay is a child. Shame on, E-Trade! Child on child hate is the worst!
dlisted

 

[jomarlushka]

nypost

Maybe her whining wasn't just baby talk after all.

An inside look at the making of E-Trade's "milkaholic" Super Bowl ad that drew Lindsay Lohan's ire revealed that the baby's name was changed from "Deborah" to "Lindsay" as they transformed the tot into a tramp.

The intimate glimpse into the Madison Avenue sausage-making process was provided by an Esquire magazine reporter, who was granted access to meetings at Grey Group as they hashed out the details for the spot.

According to internal documents obtained by the magazine, workers at the Fifth Avenue ad company can be seen brainstorming on Sept. 10 about a cutting, but FCC-friendly, word to describe a trollop of a tyke named Deborah.

YOU'RE SO VAIN: Notes from the Grey Group ad firm show how their sloshy "Deborah" character became "Lindsay" -- in a reference actress that Lindsay Lohan (above) thinks is about her.

But less than three weeks later, in a document from Sept. 28, Deborah's name is crossed out and replaced with "Lindsay," according to the mag.

In the final version of the ad -- which La Lohan took as a jab against her hard-partying image -- a girl baby is video-chatting with her baby boyfriend about why he didn't call the night before.

The girl asks, "And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over?"

"Lindsay?" the boy asks innocently, before "Lindsay" pops up and slurs "Milk-a-what?"

Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said that "when the name changed from Deborah to Lindsay, the words [to describe her] also changed."

On the same page as Lindsay's name is a slew of sleazy descriptors including "gutter hound," "fish face," "rug burn" and "skanky cake."

Earlier descriptions of the Deborah character -- before they settled on "milkaholic" -- included "slee-otch," "cockadoodle" and "leaking diaper."

Lohan filed a $100 million lawsuit in Nassau County Supreme Court this week, claiming that E-Trade's use of the boyfriend-stealing baby was a direct attack on the actress. "We think it's obvious," said Dina Lohan, mom of the "Mean Girls" actress.

"[The notes are] horrific. This just proves our point. Oh my goodness, I can't even read this, it's so disgusting."

But Grey's creative director, Tor Myrhen, was asked whether the name referred to Lohan back in December, months before the scandal.

"Not at all. I don't think we even thought of it at the time," Myrhen said, according to the magazine.

"Every aspect of that commercial was discussed in endless meetings with E-Trade. But we decided to keep it."

 

[Drusilla_]

^lol at the look on Leigh Lezark's face in post #98. And Irina was one of my favourite models when she was still working, but I do wonder why she bothers associating herself with a washed-up starlet who is 23 and looks 53 (I am not kidding, my mother is 46 and doesn't look as old as her- and she's never had any botox, fillers or surgeries).

 

[NakedIfIWantTo]

E*TRADE is firing back at Lindsay Lohan's claims that the online investment company ripped-off her name and likeness in its "Lindsay is a milkoholic" commercial.

E*TRADE issued the following statement to TMZ -- "We believe the claims are without merit and we intend to defend ourselves vigorously in this case."

The investment company says its commercial was meant to be "witty and memorable."

The commercial features a baby named Lindsay -- who gets accused of being the "milkoholic" other woman in a baby love triangle.

tmz.com

 

[sethii]

[photo: celebrity-gossip.net]

Dina Lohan is said to be furious that her troubled daughter won’t stop talking to the press about her drug and alcohol problems.

“Dina’s actively plotting Lindsay’s acting comeback, and keeps telling her that continually bringing up her problems scares away the studios,” a source divulged.

Dina also ain’t happy that Lindsay keeps blaming her father, Michael Lohan, for the problems in her personal life.

“As for Michael, nobody hates him more than Dina, but she tells Lindsay that even mentioning his name just gives him more ammo to shoot off his mouth,” said the source.

showbizspy

 

[NakedIfIWantTo]

wow Dina has a point.

 

[Boomer]

^ Dina: Three months in some boot camp, last chance rehab way off in the hills may fix the whole problem (America loves a comeback..) Do you really think Lindsay, in between her glassy eyed getting carried out of clubs pictures, needs to worry about what she says about things?? they know; trust me..How terribly co-dependent Dina- the old don't admit it and it will go away...

 

[mellowdrama]

^ Well, she was Karl's girl there for a year or so, he always mentioned how much he liked her and all, and at some point I guess after the LA Chanel Cruise Show he cut her loose and has never mentioned her again or had her anywhere near his or any Chanel events....I guess it relates to the CFDA Dinner that he brought her to in NY where they sat with Anna Wintour and the ultra powerful- and Lindsay proceeded to go to the ladies room about 15 times; Anna evidently was heard to tell Karl 'She's your guest, if you can't control her...' That was it...And with Karl ,if you make an enemy of him, God help you...He would have no problem with publicly turning her away if she tried to attend his show...Big mess...

Lindsay's twenty-three and still having her fun. You can have sooo muchhh funnn, really, painfully horrible fun, for years and years, and I'm glad she's the one having it for all of us, so we don't have to do it for ourselves.

I figure rather than this Dynasty soap opera drama that we suppose these people live, it's more likely "What shall we do to-morrow?/What ever shall we do?" Eliot Waste Land revulsion, horror, and boredom, but with better food, nicer clothes, and fancier locales than what we're filling in our time with.

Fashion, current events, pop music, culture are just a way of marking time so it's not the same horrible moment stretched out into eternity. Other people are props and diversions in a terribly solipsistic way. There's cache and pull and power and fun to be had for everyone, everywhere.

But, no, the party won't last. Never does. She's still my canary-in-a-coalmine, though. My real, valid, concern for Lindsay, based on truly genuine factual hearsay--that she'll be sold as a concubine to either a militant Islam tribal leader or perhaps a South American drug lord.

In a way, though, we're all already concubines to militant Islam tribal leaders and South American drug lords, though, as that's where a good % of our GDP goes. The war party and the drug party cannot ever cease, as there is the aforementioned fun to be had*. Perhaps we could concretize the deal by procuring them our struggling starlets. I think a month as a harem girl in the UAE would straighten our girls out quick.

*My mother once said the legal stimulant drug, coffee, when over-consumed, caused one to "anticipate an event that will never occur." This is the whole of fashion, current events, and popular culture. It's "what-if" and "wouldn't it be nice?" to escape what is, which is the horrible now of filling in time. It's no wonder folks are blowing things up, god life's dull, isn't it? Thrills-n-Chills, Lindsay-Lou Hoo. Keep it real, so we don't have to.

 

[NakedIfIWantTo]

^yes you've pretty much nailed it

 

[Echoes]

I figure rather than this Dynasty soap opera drama that we suppose these people live, it's more likely "What shall we do to-morrow?/What ever shall we do?" Eliot Waste Land revulsion, horror, and boredom, but with better food, nicer clothes, and fancier locales than what we're filling in our time with.

More like "Pinky & The Brain";

LiLo: "What're we gonna do tonight Mom?"

DiLo: "Same thing we do every night Lindsay. Try to take over the world!"

 

[isa.b.elle.]

^

 

[Boomer]

I am loving the Lindsay 'Fashion' Thread where one can no longer criticize her...how wonderful...I'm tempted to go on every morning and say 'That is her best look ever!! She will win an Oscar this year for sure!! I wish I had a daughter so she could grow up to be like Lindsay!!"