Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[sethii]

dailymail

 

[farou7a]

oh dear lord..

 

[pengy]

these are the kind of pictures you don't want to be tagged in on facebook after a night out. imagining the whole world to see this... omg. well, it's brave in a very twisted way.

 

[Boomer]

This may sound awful- but she really could be the biggest selling p*rn star ever- I don't see why she doesn't just give up on the fantasy of a mainstream 'career' and go and make many millions very quickly, it would solve a couple of her problems and then she could retire...oh, right- she's already retired....

 

[farou7a]

these are the kind of pictures you don't want to be tagged in on facebook after a night out. imagining the whole world to see this... omg. well, it's brave in a very twisted way.

so true. i swear down u hit the nail RIGHT on the head.

 

[Party_Vixen]

^^ O-M-G... is this for her new movie?!

It looks so low rent, but then again it is a biopic of a p*rnstar *shakeshead*.

 

[Boomer]

^ New movie?? I'm not sure they could afford a roll of film to shoot pictures!!

 

[sethii]

^ In that case, how about nightly live performances? The Inferno Live! production could tour small towns around the USA She could win a Tony award for that! And if someone films that with a mobile phone and puts it on youtube she could even win an Oscar

 

[kokobombon]

a new low... she´s in the sub basement by now... scratch that, she´s near the Earth core...

 

[Boomer]

^ Sethii, I love it!! Maybe we could get a big, custom bus and tour the country- The Lilo "No Holes Barred" Tour!! And just think of the 'private parties' after the show!!

 

[sethii]

^ Right, right! And the $100 million from e-trade will totally pay for it all

No Holes Barred

 

[Boomer]

* Souvenir video extra...*

 

[farou7a]

Lindsay Lohan’s Leggings Collection is Alive and Kicking

If you haven’t yet tuned into Bravo’s new reality series Double Exposure, you might want to tomorrow night. Tweetin’ fool Lindsay Lohan will guest star, all in an effort to promote her leggings collection 6126.

The stars of Double Exposure, photogs Markus and Indrani, shot Lohan’s most recent marketing campaign for the label, which we are a little surprised still exists.

The collection is currently available “exclusively” at Singer 22, a website that sells clothes celebrities wear. (We must admit, that’s a great business model for an e-commerce apparel retailer.)

fashionista.com

LOL how sarcastic of fashionista!

 

[sethii]

Lindsay Lohan concocted a diabolical, fraudulent plan to defraud an L.A. boutique out of thousands of dollars ... according to a lawsuit that will be filed today.

TMZ has obtained a copy of the suit, in which Tough as Nails -- a boutique that sells expensive clothes, jewelry, and accessories -- claims Lindsay shopped at the store between November, 2009 and February, 2010.

According to the suit, Lindsay racked up a bill of $17,060.83 and convinced the owners her business manager would pay the bill. But much to the chagrin of the owners, Lindsay's business manager paid a grand total of $180.

The suit, which will be filed in L.A. County Superior Court, alleges Lindsay "had no intention of causing her business manager to pay the entire balance."

And there's this -- the suit claims the boutique owners relied on Lindsay's "well known status as a movie actress with substantial income." Wrong on both counts.

The owners say Lindsay committed premeditated fraud and are seeking the balance -- $16,880.63 -- plus interest and punitive damages.

Yes, we see the 20 cent differential -- but that's the way it appears in the lawsuit. Apparently, the shop is giving LiLo a credit.

No comment from Lindsay's camp.

tmz.com

 

[farou7a]

LOL @ the U S of Lindsanity!

 

[Boomer]

...shot Lohan’s most recent marketing campaign for the label, which we are a little surprised still exists.

Aren't we all!!


The collection is currently available “exclusively” at Singer 22, a website that sells clothes celebrities wear.

That clever Lindsay...no messing with these annoying stores like Saks and Bergdorfs...!! Who needs them when you've got..umm...Singer 22, that's it...
Besides, all of those other stores (and don't make me give names, but I will- for a price!!) are involved with Michael, OK??? And he's out to destroy poor Lindsay's business and make sure the whole family starves and has to live in the street!! And Sam- too!! She's behind this, too!! And she's having Lindsay followed by black helicopters and guys who want to kidnap her...and...

 

[Echoes]

This may sound awful- but she really could be the biggest selling p*rn star ever- I don't see why she doesn't just give up on the fantasy of a mainstream 'career' and go and make many millions very quickly, it would solve a couple of her problems and then she could retire...oh, right- she's already retired....

Well, Teri Weigel made it big that way.

 

[Boomer]

Well, Teri Weigel made it big that way.

And Traci Lords, too! Lindsay should have done Playboy and set the process in motion when she had the chance...B)

 

[kokobombon]

why be a public p*rn star when she could be a high end escort? she still would get lots of money and could maintain the fantasy that she´s a HW actress...

 

[Boomer]

^ Actually, I won't be surprised if she is Prisoner Number XXXXX for a while after her upcoming court date...I don't know how many more times this Prosecutor and Judge can get away with the old "I'm not kidding- this is serious this time...!!" routine without making fools of themselves...