Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)
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Lindsey has such a bad rep, i dont think anyone wants to be associated with her.
so i highly doubt a fashion house such as Chanel would go out of their way to do something for her scram braclet.
btw, how do they even detect alcohol anyway ?
so i highly doubt a fashion house such as Chanel would go out of their way to do something for her scram braclet.
btw, how do they even detect alcohol anyway ?
Kunty Karl Is Not Amused
Well technically Karl Lagerfeld is NEVER amused, but he's beyond not amused at this bullshi*. And when that happens, that means there's a scared virgin shaking in the corner of his tomb because she knows he's about to nibble all her hair off out of anger. Don't worry scared virgin, you've got time to escape, because before Kunty Karl does that he's going to crawl into Coco Chanel's coffin and roll her around a couple of times.
You know, if this Tweet came from anybody else I'd think they were joking, but since it came from Lindsay Lohan I know it's serious. This just confirms that LiLo knows dick about fashion, because any Barbizon graduate will tell you that you never decorate a SCRAM bracelet with stickers. Tacky b*tch!
The only way to make a SCRAM bracelet look like it jumped off the backyard runaway of the Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead fashion show is to bedazzle it and adorn it with puffy paint and lace appliques. I swear. Maybe if I write that on the side of an Adderall bottle she'll get the message.
Here's LiLo dressed like Chris Robinson while trying to hide her SCRAM in L.A. yesterday.
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Well technically Karl Lagerfeld is NEVER amused, but he's beyond not amused at this bullshi*. And when that happens, that means there's a scared virgin shaking in the corner of his tomb because she knows he's about to nibble all her hair off out of anger. Don't worry scared virgin, you've got time to escape, because before Kunty Karl does that he's going to crawl into Coco Chanel's coffin and roll her around a couple of times.
You know, if this Tweet came from anybody else I'd think they were joking, but since it came from Lindsay Lohan I know it's serious. This just confirms that LiLo knows dick about fashion, because any Barbizon graduate will tell you that you never decorate a SCRAM bracelet with stickers. Tacky b*tch!
The only way to make a SCRAM bracelet look like it jumped off the backyard runaway of the Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead fashion show is to bedazzle it and adorn it with puffy paint and lace appliques. I swear. Maybe if I write that on the side of an Adderall bottle she'll get the message.
Here's LiLo dressed like Chris Robinson while trying to hide her SCRAM in L.A. yesterday.
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Sounds to me like she's starting to see what the straight life is like and it's not very good....This will be a huge adjustment without help from others, and considering that maybe everyone she knows is into the party lifestyle, it could be pretty lonely with only the paps and her probation officer for company...
^ Humm- I wonder what that's all about? Aren't those classes the ones the court orders? You wonder what good they could be doing at this point- if you haven't gotten the message after multiple arrests, three rehabs and probably dozens of classes and AA meetings, I don't know if you're ever going to get it! 
This prosecutor seems determined to get her- kind of trying to do what the judge has not... 
This prosecutor seems determined to get her- kind of trying to do what the judge has not... 
That would be an indication that she's on the road to recovery.^ Right, what was I thinking attacking this innocent girl...just a child trying to survive everything Hollywood throws at her
Now deputy district attorney Danette Meyers, or Queen of Haters as she is known to the Lindsay and Dina, is trying to take Lilo down
Now deputy district attorney Danette Meyers, or Queen of Haters as she is known to the Lindsay and Dina, is trying to take Lilo down
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^ These people...Don't they realize that she's the hardest working woman in Show Business!! 
(I love the website address on the bottom of the poster- Just in case anyone wants to make a contribution and become a co-producer, I imagine...)
Photographer Tyler Shields unveiled two versions of the movie poster for the upcoming movie Inferno featuring Lindsay Lohan as adult film star Linda Lovelace. This officially marks the halfway point in the lifespan of the public’s interest in the film, which is scheduled to all but disappear just after the release of the grainy trailer showing Lindsay Lohan in suggestive poses and getting smacked around by her husband. Chances are the film won’t even be finished after that, and chances are nobody will notice.
The movie is based on Deep Throat actress Linda Lovelace’s life as a p*rn actress and a prostitute and eventual conversion into a born-again Christian feminist. It is based on Lovelace’s two biographies, Ordeal and Out of Bondage in which she claims she was enslaved and abused by her husband and pimp Chuck Traynor. It’s a movie that would have been an automatic success at the box office if it starred Charlize Theron or Julianne Moore, but instead it will feature the scram-braceleted tabloid train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan and will aspire to a Showgirls-esque B-movie cult following at best.
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(I love the website address on the bottom of the poster- Just in case anyone wants to make a contribution and become a co-producer, I imagine...) Photographer Tyler Shields unveiled two versions of the movie poster for the upcoming movie Inferno featuring Lindsay Lohan as adult film star Linda Lovelace. This officially marks the halfway point in the lifespan of the public’s interest in the film, which is scheduled to all but disappear just after the release of the grainy trailer showing Lindsay Lohan in suggestive poses and getting smacked around by her husband. Chances are the film won’t even be finished after that, and chances are nobody will notice.
The movie is based on Deep Throat actress Linda Lovelace’s life as a p*rn actress and a prostitute and eventual conversion into a born-again Christian feminist. It is based on Lovelace’s two biographies, Ordeal and Out of Bondage in which she claims she was enslaved and abused by her husband and pimp Chuck Traynor. It’s a movie that would have been an automatic success at the box office if it starred Charlize Theron or Julianne Moore, but instead it will feature the scram-braceleted tabloid train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan and will aspire to a Showgirls-esque B-movie cult following at best.
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The Academy are going to have their work cut out choosing Best Picture what with Inferno, Machete, and now Black Friday 3-D all in the running.
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A couple is viciously assaulted while vacationing over the Fourth of July weekend; authorities find Diane in the throws of death and evacuate her to the hospital. The local authorities proceed with an in depth search that holds no evidence of the attacker. Diane's older brother Kevin enlists the help of four college friends to seek out the elusive masked murderer. As their search progresses the youths come across a remote lodge that holds pure hellish terror and the friends soon find themselves face to face with the infamous serial killer Tyler Hillburg!
Pre-production
Shooting in late summer
Status updated 24 March 2010
Cast
Lindsay Lohan
Tom Sizemore
Kane Hodder
Joe Knetter writer
Ethan Terra story and screenplay
John Thaddeus contributing writer
Produced by
Lorenzo Eduardo .... associate producer
Ryan R. Johnson .... producer
Ethan Terra .... co-producer
Jeremy Wall .... producer
Cinematography by Howard Smith
Special Effects by Kyle Thompson .... special effects technician
Stunts Kane Hodder .... stunt coordinator
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Tom Sizemore? TOM FREAKING SIZEMORE!? I think I'm getting high just reading his name, Lindsay has no chance.
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looks like its an Oscar year for Lindsey 
ummmm, tom sizemore has by no means stayed sober since 2001. He was the biggest trainwreck on the most recent season of celebrity rehab with a raging m*** addiction that he did not kick by the end of the show.
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Prosecutor Goes After Lindsay with a Vengeance
Originally posted May 29th 2010 12:45 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
TMZ has learned the prosecutor in the Lindsay Lohan probation case is gunning for Lindsay in a big way ... and even plans to investigate the alcohol education program Lindsay has been attending.
Sources tell TMZ L.A. County Deputy D.A. Danette Meyers believes the Right On program was covering for Lindsay when it claimed she was in compliance. We're told Meyers believes the program violated its own rules by giving Lindsay passing marks.
TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay did not attend all of the courses within the proper time limits -- once every 7 days. But we also reported that the program followed state guidelines -- which requires attendance at least once every 21 days. The school also excused Lindsay's tardiness ... something officials said is common among students in their 20s.
But here's what is really interesting. Meyers says after she finishes prosecuting a death penalty trial next week, she will "be focusing all of my efforts on Ms. Lohan's upcoming hearing." Mind you ... Lindsay's probation case is a misdemeanor.
Meyers is even sending D.A. investigators out into the field to sniff out potential probation violations of one Lindsay Lohan.
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Originally posted May 29th 2010 12:45 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
TMZ has learned the prosecutor in the Lindsay Lohan probation case is gunning for Lindsay in a big way ... and even plans to investigate the alcohol education program Lindsay has been attending.
Sources tell TMZ L.A. County Deputy D.A. Danette Meyers believes the Right On program was covering for Lindsay when it claimed she was in compliance. We're told Meyers believes the program violated its own rules by giving Lindsay passing marks.
TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay did not attend all of the courses within the proper time limits -- once every 7 days. But we also reported that the program followed state guidelines -- which requires attendance at least once every 21 days. The school also excused Lindsay's tardiness ... something officials said is common among students in their 20s.
But here's what is really interesting. Meyers says after she finishes prosecuting a death penalty trial next week, she will "be focusing all of my efforts on Ms. Lohan's upcoming hearing." Mind you ... Lindsay's probation case is a misdemeanor.
Meyers is even sending D.A. investigators out into the field to sniff out potential probation violations of one Lindsay Lohan.
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