Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

The girl is amazing: First she saves all the children in India, and now she will be supporting alcohol education programs; because, after all, she hasn't been really drunk for...a couple of days now and she wants to help all of the poor, suffering drunkies out there!! She is a true humanitarian- using her own experiences and recovery to help others!! I certainly hope the judge hears about this, so she can know how totally recovered she is in her days worth of sobriety and let her off with no jail time...and get rid of that F%#$in' bracelet!!

Lindsay Lohan -- SCRAM Model With a Cause
Lindsay Lohan flashed what everyone wants to see -- her SCRAM ankle bracelet.
Lindsay posed on a couch this weekend with her court-appointed accessory in full view.

We're told Lindsay organized the shoot and sale of the pics through a photo agency. She says proceeds from the photos will be donated to an "undisclosed charity for alcohol education treatment."

Other than her own, we assume.

TMZ.com

 

[Nemova]

^What did I say yesterday about her holding notepads to look smart and responsible?

 

[Boomer]

^ Yup- no doubt designing her new line of tights and another blockbuster fashion collection for JC Penney.... B)

 

[Kenysha75]

And The Oscar Isn't Going To....

Anybody who has already scrubbed their skin off with a scouring brush after reading Linda Lovelace's Wiki bio knows that she went through some nightmare-inducing shi* (e.g. dog sex, r*pe p*rn) before her death. And apparently, the Linda Lovelace biopic starring Lindsay Lohan focuses on that nasty sucio shi*. Vanilla Gorilla is already giving it two thumbs up!

Aerik Von of the fetish site deadlydommes.com tells Page Six that he's read the script for Inferno and said it's Lifetime meets a horror movie. Aerik said that the movie features scene after scene of Linda Lovelace's former husband Chuck Traynor torturing her both physically and emotionally.

Aerik went on to explain, "Traynor kicks her to a pulp. She's made to say terrible things about herself while in the middle of sex acts. After her boyfriend assaults her, he kisses her bruises and asks, 'Does this feel good?' It's very sensational. There are not so much plot devices as shock tactics. The movie's obviously designed to just outright disturb [with] the combination of childhood imagery and absolute outright depraved perversions."

Why didn't they just release her private home movies? Fuc*. Basically it sounds like a full-length version of the as*-to-as* scene from Requiem for a Dream starring someone who is mostly known for degrading herself in public. That sounds about as pleasant as getting motorboated by Pinhead. White Oprah must be so proud. I'm not being sarcastic either. b*tch really is proud. She'll be the one on the set proudly screaming, "That's my girl!"

Here's LiLo trolling around Malibu yesterday. Also, TMZ has a picture of LiLo showing off her SCRAM while writing in her journal about all things she's going to do to a bottle of Jack after her anklet comes off. The proceeds from the sale of picture are going to an "undisclosed charity for alcohol education treatment." That's just fancy fake talk for LiLo's coke fund jar.
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[mikeijames]

^ Depends on the date of the eviction notice....
Well- she'll never change...out of touch as usual...

It's not a fashion accessory Lindsay! Star asks Chanel to glam up alcohol bracelet


LINDSAY Lohan just can't seem to get her head around this whole alcohol-monitoring bracelet can she?

Wild child Lindsay Lohan, who was ordered to wear the device by a Beverly Hills court on Monday, took to her Twitter page today begging Chanel to glam it up.


The troubled Hollywood star, who has been hiding the bracelet beneath long trousers, said she wants the fashion designer to add some sparkle to it so she can wear dresses again.


She tweeted: "Can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that i can at least wear a chic dress?! maybe!? x"


Errr Linds, sorry to break this to you but we don't think the judge had fashion in mind when he slapped the SCRAM-bracelet order on you.


And while we're all for looking glamourous, maybe you should have thought of the impact it would have on your look when you failed to turn up in court.

OK.uk.co

poor girl. her brain's so scrambled that she's forgotten that chanel ALREADY DID THAT FOR HER. she basically inspired that ankle bag chanel came out with two years ago....

style.com

 

[colourmefashion]

too bad her scram braclet cant go in that

lindsay cheapens everything.
it could be a million dollar dress made of diamonds, she would make it look like something you buy at a accessary store for 5 bucks.

 

[Boomer]

I said I'll believe it when she's walking down the Red Carpet at the premiere; and...

Courtney Hazlett - The Scoop
TODAYshow.com 5/31/2010

Lindsay Lohan’s big return to acting is supposed to be in the role of Linda Lovelace, a.k.a, “Deep Throat,” in the film “Inferno.” However, the role may be so controversial, it won’t see the light of day in any mainstream fashion.
According to Aerik Von, who works at a fetish website and claims to have read the “Inferno” script, and spoke to the New York Post, Lohan will have to play a role in which her character is “thoroughly degraded.” According to Von, “the movie is obviously designed to just outright disturb (with) the combination of childhood imagery and absolute outright depraved perversions.”
“It’s hard to imagine the movie making it to theaters in its current form no matter who plays Lovelace,” reports the Post.

 

[colourmefashion]

the only people who would probably see it in theatres are the ones who spend their time looking at online p*rn or lurking in the adult video stores

 

[sethii]

So it won't even be eligible for Razzies?

 

[Echoes]

Maybe she can get a Razzie for the Lifetime Acheapment Award.

 

[amour_amour363]

It sounds like it's going to be an exploitation film.

Either way, Lindsay should really work on changing the way she's perceived to something a lot more positive.

 

[misspistol]

I bet Eli Roth is foaming at the mouth at the thought of Inferno. Seems like something he'd be into.
That movie sounds pretty disgusting but she was half way to torture p*rn with I Know Who Killed me so why not?

 

[Boomer]

^ In some dark moments, I just wish she would go and become a real p*rn actress- it would be more honest, and she could make millions overnight...This make believe "I'm still a hot Hollywood actress" thing is tedious....
If anyone can make sense of any of this, please explain...

Courtney Love has accused Lindsay Lohan of lying about who she is dating.
The Hole rocker has issued a warning to the 23-year-old actress on social networking site Twitter after hearing Lindsay had been bragging about bedding one of her friends. Courtney has told Lindsay to stop making up “patently untrue” rumours because they will end up hurting both her, and the mystery man she is claiming to have romanced.
“i heard something you were saying that is patently untrue and we all know it and i do NOT want to have to tell him, just stop,” Courtney wrote.
“ive been where you are my dear im not being mean, you just have to be truthful, peoples reputations are everything to them.
“im so sick of being musperceived, im determined to fix it, in any case its extremely rude to lie about who yr"dating""f***ing" etc (sic).”
Courtney went on to threaten to tell the man in question about Lindsay’s alleged “lies” if she doesn’t stop spreading them. She claimed the man would be devastated by the rumours, so she is trying to protect him by ensuring they are never leaked to the press.
“i have a friend who doesnt gossip but is very discreet and very paranoid even about how he is perceieved and i have to tell this thing?donti (sic),” Courtney wrote. “i know ms lohan very very well actually. extremely well , and this hasnt "leaked" not yet im trying to protect my friend and her (sic).”

Meanwhile, Lindsay has been active on her own Twitter page, asking her fans for relationship advice to help an unnamed “friend”. She said the girl was trying to understand why her ex-girlfriend had become so “bitter” after their break-up.
Lindsay ended her tumultuous romance with DJ Samantha Ronson last year.
“Why do people that come out of relationships get so bitter sometimes after you've invested so much in them?” Lindsay wrote. “or when you've taken a chance in being with THEM in the first place? -my friend is asking advice..thoughts? need other opinions”.
The star then posted a series of comments about “controlling” people, and the pointlessness of on/off relationships.
“definition of insanity-doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results (sic),” she wrote.

Musicrooms.net

 

[IAmLordZen]

oh my gawd stop it LiLo... you make me laugh like there's no tomorrow.. (Hey, that's a rhyme!)

 

[Boomer]

And the NY Post reports this morning....Why would she be interested in checking into an expensive hotel in Hollywood when she lives right nearby??

Lohan's new clean act has yet to open doors for her in Hollywood. She tried to check into the plush Sunset Tower Hotel for the weekend, but was refused. An onlooker told us, "The front desk manager told Lindsay they were full. But she wouldn't take no for an answer and kept insisting the Internet said there was room. She even insisted the front desk call the owner Jeff Klein, but they said he was not available, and was again told 'Sorry, no room.' So she stormed off."

 

[myown]

gosh that camera is huge

 

[Boomer]

Guess who is going to the dentist today?? This should be good for some serious stuff to take home for the pain- huh??

Wisdom teeth op for Lohan
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
The Mean Girls star will visit a clinic near her home in Los Angeles for surgery, and admits she's dreading the operation over fears it will leave her recovering in bed for days.
Taking to her Twitter.com page on Monday evening (31May10), she wrote to her fans, "Night night... before I am bed ridden from getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow - wish me luck - I'm scared."

Hollywood.com

 

[farou7a]

even if the dentist took her front teeth out she wouldnt hide!

 

[isa.b.elle.]

^ Demi Moore docet

 

[Kenysha75]

Lindsay Lohan Is A Genius

That tricky little crackie. Just when a judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to undergo random weekly drug testing, she shuffled off to the dentist to get her wisdom teeth pulled out. That is why she's all bandaged up and looking like the Flying Nun after crashing into a crac* house. That is also why she's now allowed to swallow delicious drops of the good shi*.

LiLo's lawyer tells TMZ that her surgery was cleared with her probation officer and any meds she's taking for pain are allowed as long as that shi* is prescribed by her dentist.

So I'm guessing that by the end next month LiLo will be toothless, tonsil-less and rolling around in an electric wheelchair because she "accidentally" broke both her ankles at different times. White Oprah taught her well!
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