Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[misspistol]

Looks like she's practising for Inferno with that lollipop.

 

[colourmefashion]

Lindsay - The American Icon.

thats frightening..

 

[kokobombon]

American Icon? maybe there´s an I that doesn´t belong there...

 

[minstinguett]

They spelled her name wrong in the credits!

 

[Nemova]

Lindsay Lohan’s spray tan could be setting off her SCRAM (ha!)

We’ve heard Lindsay Lohan’s bullsh-t cr*ckhead excuses so many times that we’ve got it down to a science. Step 1: Cr*ckhead f-cks up. Step 2: Cr*ckhead denies f-cking up. Step 3: Cr*ckhead admits that something got f-cked up, but it wasn’t her fault. Step 4: Cr*ckhead gets called out for being full of cr*cked-out lies. Step 5: Cr*ckhead’s mother goes to the press and whines about how the cr*ckhead is just a child. Step 6: Cr*ckhead f-cks up something new. So it was when Lindsay’s SCRAM bracelet went off at a party after the MTV Movie Awards. The judge ordered Lindsay in violation of her probation, and a new bail was set. Since then, Lindsay has been stuck in Steps two and three - she denies f-cking up, but if something got f-cked up, it wasn’t her fault. There was a theory someone spilled a drink on her SCRAM. There was a theory that it was the fermented tea she was drinking. And now we have a new excuse - and it’s a good one. Could Lindsay’s orange spray tans be setting off her SCRAM? Ha. You’ll take away Lindsay’s spray tan when you take it from her cold, dead, orange, dirty, cr*cked-out hand.

Lindsay Lohan is flirting with danger by spray tanning, after being warned it could trigger a positive alcohol reading with the SCRAM people.
Multiple sources say people have told Lindsay she can’t get a spray tan while she’s wearing the bracelet, because a chemical in the tanning solution can create a reading which would show the presence of alcohol.
Lindsay’s response to that warning — we’re told she’s still getting a spray tan 1 to 2 times a week.
And it gets worse. We’re told the famous probationer is “climbing the walls” … and is “filled with anxiety” because of the mandatory accessory.
Sources tell TMZ Lindsay was OK with it the first week, but the bracelet started digging into her skin, irritating it. As one person put it, “She’s made life hell for the people around her, since she is in pretty bad pain.”
And Lindsay’s 24th birthday is July 2, and she doesn’t like the accessory.
Lindsay wants the bracelet off, we’re told, even before her July 6 hearing. Ain’t no way Judge Marsha Revel would even hear of it.
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[From TMZ]
Hahahaha, she wants to get wasted on her birthday, and the Judge is like, “Uh, you’ve partied enough, cr*ckhead.” I love that Lindsay is such a f-cking disaster that she actually asked the court to take off her SCRAM so she could party on her birthday! Wait, she doesn’t drink or do dr*gs, RIGHT? So why would she need her SCRAM off for her birthday?
Even the Bible of Publicist-Approved Gossip, People Magazine, is noting that Lindsay seems out of sorts since she can’t be a drunk, dr*gged out disaster anymore. People claims: “The starlet ventured to Las Palmas in L.A., grabbing a spot in a booth where she danced in her seat. She also spent most of her time on her BlackBerry, occasionally chatting with friends before returning to her phone. But Lohan looked less-than-enthused, and snuck out a back door with her entourage after 1 a.m.” In People Mag-speak, this means that Lindsay is white-knuckling it through her forced sobriety.






Lindsay on June 6, 2010. Credit: Fame.

http://www.celebitchy.com/106140/lindsay_lohans_spray_tan_could_be_setting_off_her_scram_ha/

Lindsay Lohan's Spray Tan Could Set Off SCRAM

Originally posted Jun 25th 2010 12:50 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
Lindsay Lohan is flirting with danger by spray tanning, after being warned it could trigger a positive alcohol reading with the SCRAM people.


Multiple sources say people have told Lindsay she can't get a spray tan while she's wearing the bracelet, because a chemical in the tanning solution can create a reading which would show the presence of alcohol.

Lindsay's response to that warning -- we're told she's still getting a spray tan 1 to 2 times a week.

And it gets worse. We're told the famous probationer is "climbing the walls" ... and is "filled with anxiety" because of the mandatory accessory.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay was OK with it the first week, but the bracelet started digging into her skin, irritating it. As one person put it, "She's made life hell for the people around her, since she is in pretty bad pain."

And Lindsay's 24th birthday is July 2, and she doesn't like the accessory.

Lindsay wants the bracelet off, we're told, even before her July 6 hearing. Ain't no way Judge Marsha Revel would even hear of it.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/24/lindsay-lohan-scram-bracelet-probation-tan-birthday-judge/

 

[sethii]

^ She's with CAA? Aren't they the ones who told laineygossip that there was no chance for a comeback?

 

[iluvjeisa]

Most of the people writing for TMZ etc really need a stint in rehab themselves. Diagnosed by their writing

 

[P Louie V]

^^hahaa

Those lollipop pictures on the previous page are interesting....to say the least. By looking at that little preview, i cant wait to see what she does in Inferno!!.......wait a minute,

 

[sethii]

TROUBLED Lindsay Lohan claims she is the most unpopular celebrity in Hollywood because no one will tweet her back.

The Mean Girls star has reached out on her Twitter account to a string of other stars, including Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Justin Bieber and guitar legend Slash.

But not one has answered her and exasperated Li-Lo, 23, told a US chat show: “I feel people are setting out to make me an outcast. It’s terribly upsetting.”

dailystar.co.uk

Standing by the side of the road in the early hours of the morning

dailymail.co.uk

 

[myown]

lindsay is weired

 

[Boomer]

^ She's either 'cheating' on her probation or she has developed some real psychiatric problems...or both..

 

[Echoes]

The Mean Girls star has reached out on her Twitter account to a string of other stars, including Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Justin Bieber

Desperate much?

 

[Boomer]

Boy- she sure looked 'tired' leaving the party...

A tired-looking Lindsay Lohan out until the wee small hours as she attends the Electric Daisy Carnival in LA with friends, including British socialite Lady Victoria Hervey. Wearing a pair of knee-high boots to cover her SCRAM device and a strange chain thigh bracelet, Lohan happily posed for photographers outside the festival, but was rather more camera-shy when she left at around 02.30am on Sunday morning.

Zimbio.com

 

[farou7a]

just beautiful

 

[farou7a]

American Icon? maybe there´s an I that doesn´t belong there...

hilarious!

perfect statement for freckles.

 

[sethii]

Here's your daily dose of the delusional delinquents

Lindsay Lohan will appear in a new reality show that will follow her mom, Dina, and her siblings. Dina told us, "We have already started filming. The cameras follow us in our daily lives and as we promote our businesses.

I want to prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don't have the crazy lives that some people claim we do. The show will feature my kids, and Lindsay will also appear in some episodes, although she's very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines. We're discussing a deal with a major network." But dad Michael isn't welcome, Dina said.

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nypost
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[Boomer]

Being I speak fluent Lohanise- I can translate...

"We have already started filming. The cameras follow us in our daily lives and as we promote our businesses....
We are shooting a short promo piece on the cheap for pitching this ridiculous idea to disinterested TV executives (who never return our calls)...
Lindsay will also appear in some episodes, although she's very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines.
Even we, in our delusional world, know that Lindsay can't be counted on to do much for us or would be able to afford an airline ticket to make it back to Long Island to be involved...even if she is not in jail...
We're discussing a deal with a major network."
We have absolutely no one of any substance lined up to do anything yet- but I did promise Richard Johnson from Page Six a really good time if he would print this nonsense as if it is reality...

 

[CherryBomb01]

^^Hahaha, Boomer's version sounds about spot on. You always have the inside scoop, dude.

Dina is so full of s h i t

 

[Boomer]

My God- the economy must be much worse off than we thought!!
So just how far down the job hunting list do you have to be when you need to go back to work for Lindsay- for less money!!?

Sources close to Lindsay Lohan tell TMZ her new assistant just didn't cut it -- and not one, but two of her ex assistants are angling to come back.

We're told the new guy "couldn't keep up" and he (pictured 2nd) and LiLo have already parted ways. We're told Eleonore (pictured 3rd), the assistant who quit two weeks ago, wants her gig back because she needs to pay her bills and can't afford to be sidelined any longer.

But get this -- Lindsay's assistant from her glory days, Jenni (pictured 4th), is also interested in an encore. We're told the job pays waaaaaaaaaay less than it did back in the day, but Jenni is also in dire need of work.

Oh ... Jenni and Eleonore happen to be roommates. Awk-ward!

 

[colourmefashion]

what 'buisness' are they promoting exactly ?

how to cheat the legal system ?
or Dina's expert parenting.. 'my daughter has no problem' -camera pans to lindsay passed out in her own vomit-

yup.
going to be an AWSOME show.
just like the first one that failed