Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[farou7a]

^ ur comparing her tantrums to Roberts actual problems? Even if hers werent as severe as his were, im sorry but its a comparison i cant see b/c she has tantrums of a child.

She was around nicole, paris etc for quite some time - they all fell into this boat and got out - clear examples of change. You can learn from others' mistakes. Here, its her mistakes too - over and over and over and over again. Theres no learning from those or others.

As for career incentives, fine. What about the fact that she is flat broke?
Her whole family is mocked and in the eye of the public 24/7 - what about that?
Are those not strong enough incentives to stop with all this BS?

I do know a few addicts - they try. REALLY try. Keeping a low profile is one of them while they are trying, and they actually WANT to stop. Its a source of embarrasment to be CALLED an addict - esp with these things and they feel it.
With her? No, let me just tweet it out shall I? pffft.

 

[Boomer]

^ I'd just feel better if she showed some indication of trying to deal with her problems...How can anyone be facing serious jail time, be broke and obviously just about hopeless in her ability to get work and then be out with her embarrassing ankle bracelet bar hopping and getting in fights with waitresses!!? I mean, come on, this isn't someone who is interested in addressing her situation... And this 'Leave Lindsay Alone!!' nonsense is part of the problem- she has shown what she will do when she is 'left alone'!!

 

[sethii]

Why is she still drinking this juice which some supermarkets are taking off shelves due to an alcohol level higher than the label states

btw notice the huge Chanel pendant thing? Think she's going to try and escape to Paris for the show?

Celebrity-gossip.net via Emilee

 

[Boomer]

I have a question- and don't laugh...yet, anyway...
Is it even possible that all this stuff she is doing is to cast doubt on the accuracy of her ankle bracelet and so on? I mean: "You can see judge, that even a bottle of iced tea can be a problem; and while there were pictures out there of her out in clubs looking out of it (put out by the Hate Media funded by Michael and Sam) that she has shown herself to be clean and in total compliance with her probation!!"- something like that...Is it possible she (or her people) have cooked up this last couple of weeks behavior to try and get her an advantage in court?? Note I would never give Lilo credit for such an idea, but...It seems so unreasonable to be doing what she is doing so publicly, that maybe there is a method to her madness...or maybe it is just stupidity or some sick cry for help...

 

[Boomer]

No comment...

Sunday, July 4, 2010 - Actress Lindsay Lohan, who dated DJ Samantha Ronson, is reportedly going around with Israeli girl Eilat Anschel. Lohan fell for Anschel, who has completed a mandatory stint with the army, after they partied together in Los Angeles last month, reports Dailytelegraph.com.au.
Lohan apparently turned to Anschel as "a shoulder to cry on" after her alcohol monitoring SCRAM bracelet went off at the MTV Movie Awards in June, sparking rumors she had been drinking at the bash.
Lohan is no stranger to speculation about her relationship status. In May, she denied claims by India-born photographer and US reality show star Indrani Pal-Chaudhri that they had been secretly dating.

 

[sethii]

Does she ever date Americans?

Or should I say, do Americans ever date her

 

[Boomer]

^ Well, you will recall she announced she was converting to Judaism when she was with Sam, so...I wonder how that is working out...

 

[sethii]

^ She thinks she still is with Sam

 

[misspistol]

Are you serious!? You couldn't have been more spot on with the Fatal Attraction vid, total bunny boiler!
PS. Boomer, where did Karl go?!

 

[Kenysha75]

Jasmine Waltz Did Not Punch That Crackie

Jasmine Waltz, the cocktail waitress at Voyeur who allegedly delivered a blow-han to Lindsay Lohan's face the other night, took a break from going through the thousands of cards and "thank you" fruit baskets from around the world to give Access Hollywood her side of the story. Apparently, Jasmine will have to return the humanitarian award given to her by Carvel, because she swears that she never delivered a Happy Birthday punch to Lilo's face. Jasmine says that Lilo's chewed up brain must have been burping out another hallucination.

“All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional. I didn't hit her, but I'd like to."

But a bunch of b*tches who were at Voyeur that night claim otherwise. They say that Jasmine did smack that b*tch up. Voyeur is thinking about pink-slipping Jasmine, so she's probably just denying shi* to keep her job.

Witnesses claim that the punch wasn't over Doug Reinhardt as was previously rumor. Apparently, it was over British rugby player Danny Cipriani. Jasmine used to fuc* on Danny and she was jealous that Lilo was trying to get a piece of him. This is what Danny Cipriani looks like:

So, Jasmine had that shi* in front of her and she chooses to make physical contact with Lilo instead?! Don't get me wrong, trying to smack some sense into Lilo is an important task, but Jasmine could've told that crackie to wait one minute while punched Danny in the crotch with her tongue first. Priorities: Jasmine needs to rethink hers!

Here's Lilo arriving at Beso last night while her assistant got a traffic ticket from a cop. The look on her tortured assistant's face tells a million stories. That girl is asking the pap for something sharp so she can put herself out of her misery already.
dlisted

 

[Boomer]

PS. Boomer, where did Karl go?!

I know- everyone is upset...I'm honoring the start of Gossip Girl filming week!!
WHAT will we do if they lock her up!!? This is like following a soap opera every day that could go off the air!!

Celebrifi.com : TMZ is claiming that the woman above, driving Lindsay Lohan, is Lindsay's new Lesbian lover. She's Israeli! Her name is allegedly Eilat Anschel, and she's a former member of the Israeli Defense Force (IDF). That sounds really handcore, and it totally is, but Israeli women are obligated to serve their country's Military, just like the men.

TMZ's sources claim that Eilat met " a while ago " in LA, after Eilat finished up her IDF duties, and that things have gotten " pretty serious over the last month " as Lindsay uses Eilat as " a shoulder to cry on " with her SCRAM/cr**khead dramz.

Lindsay's friends are also totally worried about this new love because: “It’s not the healthiest relationship in the world .” Apparently Lindsay is already " obsessing " over the Eilat. Poor Eilat. She has no idea how bad it's going to get. She's got years of cr**k-tweets and cr**k-drama and Lohan Mayhem coming her way, I think.

In other Lohan news, remember how Lindsay claimed that a waitress punched her in her cr**kface on her birthday? Initially, the story went that the waitress - named Jasmine Waltz - punched Lindsay because the women had some kind of beef over Doug Reinhardt (Paris Hilton's ex), and both Lindsay and Jasmine were fighting over Doug's affections or something. According to Lindsay's "friend" Doug was right there for the whole thing and he " didn’t want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out. " And after that, Lindsay went to another club and Jasmine was there, and "Lohan showed up and cried because the waitress was there as well. Some birthday .”

Turns out that was all bullsh-t, though. Lindsay tried to get a little more sympathy by telling Radar that " I'm ok now " only to be one-upped by this Jasmine chick giving her story to Radar. Jasmine tells Radar that her beef with Lindsay was not about Doug Reinhardt, but about British rugby player Danny Cipriani:
(Edit: This chick must have some...talents...)B)

Jasmine Waltz — who has dated Ryan Seacrest, pop star Jesse McCartney and Paris Hilton’s ex Doug Reinhardt — broke her silence on the incident, in an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com.

“All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional!” Waltz told RadarOnline.com. “I did not hit her… but I’d like to.”

As Lohan marked her birthday Thursday at Los Angeles nightspot Voyeur, she took to Twitter to complain about the alleged assault.

“A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason,” she wrote.

She told RadarOnline.com Friday: “I’m OK, now.”

Lohan left the Nightclub following the confrontation, but later bumped into Waltz at her next destination, Rockstar House. The root of the apparent tension between the pair is reportedly a three-way love triangle between Lohan, Waltz and British rugby player Danny Cipriani. Cipriani was partying alongside Lohan at her party and is reportedly also a former flame of Waltz.

[From Radar ]

We could play around with those words all day: " that disturbed little train wreck is delusional ." How about " that delusional cr**khead better watch her bony train wreck a** "? Or " that train wreck is a cr**khead who suffers from delusions of martyrdom and importance "? Or how about " b*tch please, Doug f-cking Reinhardt? " (Edit: That was my first thought!!)

And finally, the last of the weekend/birthday drama for Lindsay: Lindsay caused her assistant Elinore (the one who quit and came back) to get a traffic citation - she ran a stop sign, because Lindsay was running late. So what did Lindsay do? She jumped out of the f-cking car ! Elinore wasn't just charged with running a stop sign, she was cited for concealed plates and front tinted windows - and it wasn't her car. Cr**kheads, all of them.

 

[farou7a]

^ I'd just feel better if she showed some indication of trying to deal with her problems...How can anyone be facing serious jail time, be broke and obviously just about hopeless in her ability to get work and then be out with her embarrassing ankle bracelet bar hopping and getting in fights with waitresses!!? I mean, come on, this isn't someone who is interested in addressing her situation... And this 'Leave Lindsay Alone!!' nonsense is part of the problem- she has shown what she will do when she is 'left alone'!!

Thank you!

Jasmine Waltz, the cocktail waitress at Voyeur who allegedly delivered a blow-han to Lindsay Lohan's face the other night, took a break from going through the thousands of cards and "thank you" fruit baskets from around the world to give Access Hollywood her side of the story

BY THE WAY..

Danny Cipriani.. Good job God!

 

[Boomer]

^ The waitress looks like a big step up from Lilo, too!!

Is he related to the NY restaurant Ciprianis?

 

[farou7a]

Team Brunette!

But yes she is rather pretty.

 

[CarolineRose]

^ if this "waitress" isn't hungry and excited for her 15 minutes of fame, why did she conveniently have a headshot to give the tabloids mere hours after the incident?

Lindsay is insane . . . but stories like this are easily constructed, too. We can't believe everything we hear.

 

[Boomer]

^ Well every single waitress in LA (and New York) is an aspiring model/actress, and she has already been involved with well known men, so it is no surprise that the media would have her photo around..

 

[Caroliiine]

^ ur comparing her tantrums to Roberts actual problems? Even if hers werent as severe as his were, im sorry but its a comparison i cant see b/c she has tantrums of a child.

She was around nicole, paris etc for quite some time - they all fell into this boat and got out - clear examples of change. You can learn from others' mistakes. Here, its her mistakes too - over and over and over and over again. Theres no learning from those or others.

As for career incentives, fine. What about the fact that she is flat broke?
Her whole family is mocked and in the eye of the public 24/7 - what about that?
Are those not strong enough incentives to stop with all this BS?

Paris just got arrested for possession in South Africa. Girl has not changed at all. She just isn't followed as much anymore.

Nicole changed because she got pregnant. Again, a kid is a stronger motivator than being broke or being mocked.

James King (the model) had issues from 14 - 21 and only stopped when her boyfriend died of OD. THAT is a strong motivator. It's not uncommon for addicts to lose their jobs, reputation, life savings, and house yet STILL continue. You'd think those would be strong enough to encourage quitting.

Lindsay tweets about everything because she wants attention. She's not getting it from her career, family, or friends. Her friends just want to ride off her coattails. Her mom is more concerned with getting famous herself and getting Ali famous. Her dad's "concern" is only about seeking attention for himself.

 

[Boomer]

^ Paris was never even charged- the girl she was with (a Playboy Playmate) admitted it was hers, paid a fine and was sent home...

 

[Echoes]

Here's to a turn of the cell door key Tuesday!!

 

[Boomer]

The new girlfriend or whatever... Kind of like a taller Ali, and she is wearing a ridiculous Samantha type hat, so...

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