Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[sethii]

^^Now THAT is a hot piece! Talk about bringing sexy back to the court room.

~unf~

dlisted

Is he going to help them take on Carvel too? Any word on the etrade case?

 

[Boomer]

^ He looks like a guy that will have some of his 'associates' visit the judge out in some parking lot one night- let her, you know, 'understand' what is what- that it would be in her personal interest to straighten the situation out...

 

[sethii]

^ I think so too. The Judge may wake up next to a horse's head - and I don't mean she's going to have an affair with Dina.

 

[colourmefashion]

and I don't mean she's going to have an affair with Dina.

 

[sethii]

Lindsay Lohan is spoilt, ugly inside and just plain bad, says friend

By Jasmine Lennard 11/07/2010

The first time I met Lindsay Lohan, she took me back to her apartment, stripped off in front of me then paraded naked around the room as though it was as normal as putting on the kettle.

There was no warning, no prompting. She just undressed. In front of a complete stranger. Surrounded by mounds of worn and unworn discarded clothes and endless magazine pictures of herself.

It was March 2007, I had just moved to Los Angeles and wild-child Lindsay, the teen actress who could have been a Hollywood darling but is now on her way back to jail, was the undisputed queen of the party scene.

She looked expensive, she smelt expensive, her eyes sparkled in a mischievous way.

She was entirely intoxicating. Everyone wanted to know her. It’s hard to believe that was the same Lindsay who is now returning to jail for three months after repeatedly breaching her probation rules.

All she had to do was comply with a court order to attend an alcohol awareness course.

But Lindsay doesn’t listen to anyone, and in court last Tuesday, in front of Judge Marsha Revel, her luck ran out. The Lindsay who will hand herself into custody on July 20 is a woman dramatically changed – bloated in the face from drink and d**** and ********* in the body.

A woman who has self-destructed and whose once-radiant features are cursed with an empty, glazed, constantly confused or anxious expression.

For two whirlwind, crazy years I was at her side, watching the madness unfold.

As a model and socialite in London, I’d grown accustomed to showbiz excess. But Lindsay was just off the scale.

I often wonder whether all her behaviour can be attributed to her addictions to drink and p*********** d**** and her dabbling with c******.

But I have concluded that – sober or not – Lindsay, star of movies such as Mean Girls and Freaky Friday, is a real mean girl, a bad person, and a bad friend.

She is vacuous, self-consumed, spoiled and ugly inside.

At the root of it all has been her destructive, crazy, on-off, lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson, sister of music producer Mark Ronson. They were supposed to have split last year but are still seeing each other.

Back when we first met, I had been in LA for a few weeks and was invited to a party at X Men director Brett Ratner’s house by Mike Heller, a hot-shot lawyer. I sexed myself up, slipped into my new peach Herve Leger dress and brown crocodile Yves Saint Laurent shoes – and was good to go.

The house is almost as infamous as the Playboy mansion for its parties and was heaving with guests when we arrived.

The pool was perfectly lit and Mike swiftly introduced me to his “dear friend”.

Lindsay locked eyes with me and smiled wide-eyed and almost bashfully I wondered if she was flirting with me.

I instantly felt uncomfortable – yet totally taken by her. I have never known any woman work a room the way she can and does.

She is entirely aware of the power she possesses over people. Her weapon is sex. I’m not saying she wants to have sex with everyone she meets – but I am saying that short, tall, black, white, man or woman... she will make you feel like she wants to.

This is a game for her. It is also the behaviour of someone with chronically low self-esteem.

We didn’t exchange many words before she took me by the hand and told me she was going to a club called Goa to meet her friend Sam – and asked if I wanted to join her.

We got into her car, driven by Jenny Muro, her long-suffering friend, driver and confidante.

I was surprised when we arrived at Lindsay’s house. She said it was “because we have to change silly... we can’t go to the club like this”.

Lindsay was NOT shy. Within minutes of walking through the door she was completely naked, something I was stunned by but soon got used to, as this became a regular occurrence.

Lindsay just likes to be naked. The house was small and messy, there was no garden or pool and I was surprised by the chaos.

There were hundreds of magazines scattered around the place, all of the covers graced by my new friend. Twenty outfit changes later, she was ready to go.

At the club, Lindsay duly introduced me to Samantha.

She looked dirty, her teeth were yellow, her hair was limp, her body out of proportion, her nails chewed and her smile (I have only ever seen it once and it certainly wasn’t directed at me) crooked.

She judged me immediately, concluding I was some sort of stupid girl. One thing I am not is stupid. She massively underestimated me.

Sam was threatened by me even before she realised her girlfriend was attracted to me.

She refused to shake my hand or make eye contact with me. She had me down as a certain sort of person and was not interested. No loss there.

Her sense of style is non-existent: she seems chronically confused about her identity and in desperate need of some styling.

Skinny jeans, oversized men’s sneakers and a dirty T-shirt. It was safe to say I was equally unimpressed by her.

I am entirely dumbfounded when trying to work out how this woman could ever have become some icon of cool. She is so lost. Someone give her a map.

Lindsay isolated herself from friends and family members and immersed herself in Sam’s world.

Lindsay is totally self-obsessed and manipulative. The only room she has for anyone or anything other than herself is Samantha.

In my opinion Lindsay’s fall from grace is largely due to her obsession with Samantha.

In a period of 30 minutes Lindsay will send Samantha up to a hundred messages. Whether it be by mobile phone, email, Twitter or any other outlet she is always obsessively reaching out to Samantha. Lindsay posts regularly on Samantha’s Twitter page in a similar way to a dog peeing and marking its territory. Samantha rarely responds publicly.

When Lindsay was not with Samantha she was furiously trying to catch her out in some sort of dishonesty, something which she achieved regularly when she called various hotels, restaurants, airlines or night clubs to verify what Samantha had told her about her whereabouts.

On one occasion she revealed to me that while “everyone” thought she had been unfaithful to Samantha, it was in fact Sam who had sex behind Lindsay’s back... with a MAN.

She went on to claim on Twitter Sam had cheated on her. Lindsay and Sam are trapped in a jealous, unhealthy, unstable, vicious circle from which both need to escape – because the only direction is down.

But anyone and everyone who tried to explain this to Lindsay has been cut out of her life. I sometimes find myself attracted to women as well as men – but I never allowed myself to fall for Lindsay’s charms.

While it is undeniable that she is incredibly sexy, I just do not find being in bed with someone who is entirely out of their mind attractive. In honesty, I was far more compelled to just hold her like a small child and hug her.

She is wild, erratic, unpredictable and unkind. She is controlling and demanding, but somewhere underneath it all is a very damaged little girl who needs her Mummy.

But her mother Dina is incapable of mothering. She’s happy to knock back a few drinks with Lindsay but she is deeply confused about where to draw the line of friendship and parenting.

Dina must without doubt share the blame for Lindsay’s downfall. It is no surprise that Lindsay fiercely defends her mother, who excuses her in every way, and attacks her father Michael, who refuses to do so.

While her father may be all of the things she claims – “a loser” or “a creep” or “media hungry” – I feel for him hugely in his absolute desperation over her welfare.

He has been to prison, he has been through addiction programmes and he might just be qualified to actually help Lindsay – or at least point her in the direction of people who can, something she is resisting at all cost.

Lindsay’s problems are vast and complex. She has self-image issues, an e***** d*******, d*** issues.

She is an alcohol abuser, a sex addict and a love addict. She is utterly unable to control her use of any m***-a******* s********.

Her life is totally unmanageable. Although she has a history of abusing d**** (a cocktail of A*******, V*****, X****, K******** and alcohol), at the moment she is still functioning, though barely.

There is an army of people around her ensuring the show goes on even when she is in a state one could only describe as disabled. Lindsay cannot be left alone. Not for one minute.

She is completely uncomfortable with herself and when surrounded by people it is far easier to not have to confront yourself in any way.

She cannot sleep alone or eat alone – it’s a wonder she can go to the toilet alone.

And when she has her entourage around her, she thinks she’s invincible. I remember one night when, surprise, surprise, Lindsay stripped naked.

It was just her younger sister Ali there, me and two other friends. She put on an Eminem track which had a reference to her in it and we were all forced to watch her gallivanting nude around the living room while this song was played on a loop for at least an hour.

It was like a small child trying to get their parents’ attention.

As that night went on, Lindsay was so disorientated she spent 30 minutes organising swim suits for us all – even though there was no pool there.

She was erratic and bouncing off the walls. I left around 5am because I was so tired but she rang me and demanded I go back, claiming my friend had stolen her phone.

I went back. She was due to go on TV to be interviewed on the Ellen show at 1pm – and she was still w****.

When eventually around 9am she fell asleep, I felt the triumph of a mother with a new-born child. It got to the stage when I was with her 24/7. I became her crutch. She asked me to move in with her full-time, but I just couldn’t.

I decided to break off regular contact with her in April last year. She rang me, ranting that she needed me to get p*********** d****.

I went round and she screamed: “You’ve got to hide... because Sam is coming round.” I said: “No, no Lindsay... I’m not doing this any more.” And I left.

In nine days, Prisoner Lohan will be back behind bars. She went into the court process arrogantly thinking she could manipulate the legal system the way she manipulates everyone else.

But she’s finally met her match. And if Lindsay does get her life together as a result of this, it may just be Judge Revel who she thanks for saving her life.

I wish her luck.

mirror.co.uk

 

[misspistol]

That was a bizarre article, people like that coming out, exposing their "life with Lohan" is pretty disgusting though.
Phew, I go away for a few days and this thread is overflowing!
About the meds mentioned in the court docs, Adderall is basically a legal a*phetamine, Zoloft & Trazadone are antidepressants, Dilaidid is an alternative to morphi*e and the other one is for stomach avid.

PS.That article sounds like an excerpt from a book about Marilyn Monroe....save for Eminem and Brett Ratner.

 

[Vevi]

Her new attorney looks like a man who sells stuff on TV ... -.-```

EDIT: With a fake tan

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes, it will be interesting to see what he can do for her (if anything) since I am yet to hear even one lawyer who says she has a prayer of overturning her sentence...

 

[Boomer]

It's hard to tell who has the most class in this story...

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/07/lindsay_lohan_has_the_attentio.html?imw=Y&f=most-viewed-24h10

 

[sethii]

Nothing this guy says makes any sense

 

[carmen_kass]

But he looks good saying it! Wouldn't it be awesome if he and Lindsay fell in love during the court proceedings? Or better yet if he and Dina got together and he became her step dad. I don't want this Drama to ever end, that's why I don't want her to go to Jail. If she goes to jail this thread is going to be deader than Mel Gibson's sense of decency.

 

[Boomer]

Nothing this guy says makes any sense

Then he is perfect for a Lohan Attorney!! A week from Tuesday gang- that's when she is not going to jail...(cause she is not going to jail- she says...) How long can an appeal delay things? Doesn't the lawyer Vinny Jabeep or whoever he is, have to show cause for an appeal?

 

[Aoedele]

Jail rehab, therapy, none of those things will help Lindsay. She needs, unfortunately, to overdose and be near death before she'll finally get it.

 

[P Louie V]

sethii, that article you posted on this page was very interesting. Some of the stuff was crazy

 

[Kenysha75]

The Best Decision Lindsay Lohan Has Ever Made

Shawn Chapman Holley ran out of different kinds of "b*tch please" faces to make behind Lindsay Lohan's back, so she slipped a letter of resignation letter (which looked like this) under her door and never looked back. So LiLo traveled to the enchanted world of mythical wonderments to ask a Liberace centaur to fart a bubble out. When that bubble danced through the air, LiLo popped it and out dropped this gorgeous embodiment of all things magical! This is Stuart V. Goldberg (more like Stuart Very Orangeberg) and TMZ says he's LiLo's newest attorney!

Mr. Goldberg practices law in Chicago, but he jumped on the nearest rainbow and slid all the way to California to meet with LiLo. Apparently, Mr. Goldberg is going to represent LiLo in her appeal against Judge Marsha's sentence. LiLo now has a good chance (sarcasm) with Mr. Goldberg. dazzling the court for her. I mean.....

How can the court not be completely entranced by a man who looks like he should be singing showtunes on a lucite piano for dozens of Oompa Loompas in a lounge below the Willy Wonka factory? How can the court not want to run their fingers through Mr. Goldberg's luscious field of dried unicorn tears?

If Mr. Goldberg's fancy powder blue suit hasn't convinced you of his powers yet, then please do yourself a favor and skip into his website. Mr. Goldberg's websitehttp://www.stuartvgoldberg.com/site.html is where the Land of OZ goes for inspiration.

Here's a few more pictures of my newest dream lover along with pictures of LiLo and White Oprah caffeinating their delusions at Starbucks yesterday.
Dlisted

 

[Boomer]

^ Good!! The more weirdos who look like guys from The Sopranos, the better!! B)
Here's a little tidbit from TMZ which I believe might give our (new) hero Mr Goldberg something more to work on, as I seem to recall there are Federal Laws against this... Oh and, btw, I seem to recall one of her things on the list was a Michael Jackson favorite...

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/11/lindsay-lohan-prescription-drugs-doctors-pills-addiction/

 

[colourmefashion]

i read on perez hilton that hes not her lawyer yet, and the LOLhans are still trying to find one.

ill see if i can find the post..

 

[colourmefashion]

heres one thing (not about the lawyer though)

We all know how much Lindsay loves her p*lls.

But we had no idea that she goes through such a rigorous process to obtain them!
Sources close to Lindsay say that she goes to at least six different doctors who are willing to dish out her various cocktail of prescription dr*gs. "When one doctor says no to refilling a prescription, she will go to the next. It’s a whole process to get what she needed.”

She apparently has doctors all across the country from Los Angeles to New York, including a past rehab facility that still prescribes meds for her. She also makes sure to get a "large supply every time" so that she always has a full stock of what she needs.

This is such a dangerous downward spiral. If it's not c**e or booze, it's "prescribed" meds.

Will jail and rehab help this girl??

and this is the one i was talking about:

Earlier we reported that Lindsay hired Chicago lawyer Stuart V. Goldberg to represent her, however her new legal rep Stephanie Ovadia says that "Stuart Goldberg is not Lindsay's new attorney. The family is still in the process of interviewing."

This came as a big surprise to Goldberg as his rep had sent a statement that Lindsay and Dina had "hired Stuart V. Goldberg as her new attorney."

both from perez.

i know its Perez so who really knows.
i would trust TMZ more then him

 

[Boomer]

Why would a Chicago lawyer who looks like Liberace be representing her (or not) in Los Angeles??

 

[colourmefashion]

her lawyer looks like a dirty old man who dates 19 year old girls.
even if hes married

and his tan gives snooki a run for her money.