Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[shoesexy]

LiLoser better not try to escape ... look at the biceps on that woman escorting her!

 

[Boomer]

^ All the counselors come from the World Wrestling Federation....

 

[shoesexy]

Betty Ford Center is no joke...

^Absolutely true.

One of the few places in the country that has the chops to do some good here.

 

[Boomer]

Jeeze- four days without Lindsay news!! Avoid jailtime? What a shocking idea!!

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/arti...ay Lohan May Extend Rehab After Court Hearing

 

[McClaire]

I'm surprised no one in the courts has pointed out the obvious, that 30 days is just not enough for her. I hope for sentencing the judge puts her back in Betty Ford for 90days at least but that wont happen.

 

[Bella_Lass334]

What a f----- joke of a court system that is. If she were any other Jane Doe she would still be in jail for the first 28502800000 DUIs/***please see tFS community rules***

 

[sethii]

Jeeze- four days without Lindsay news!!

Well her career is over so it's Ali's turn to become the breadwinner

cocoperez

 

[Boomer]

Lohan's Mother 'Petrified' Over Alleged Snooping Scandal

LINDSAY LOHAN's mother DINA has spoken of her horror after a worker at the U.S. State Department was indicted for allegedly snooping through personal information of celebrities including her daughter ALI.
Brooke Reyna, 28, from New Hampshire, who worked as a clerk at the government agency, has been accused of using the department's computer system to illegally access the passport records of stars including 16-year-old Ali.
Reyna has been charged with felonies including unauthorised computer access for allegedly viewing private files belonging to "various celebrities, actors, reality television contestants, television personalities, musicians, models, athletes," including "their children," since 2005.
And Dina Lohan admits she was stunned to hear of the allegations, telling the New York Post, "It's horrible. I'm petrified. I'm glad the FBI is on it."
Lohan family lawyer Stephanie Ovadia adds, "What is the Justice Department doing to safeguard these people?"

 

[Boomer]

West Slams Lohan's Fashion Line

Rapper KANYE WEST has taken aim at troubled actress LINDSAY LOHAN, insisting her style collection for Emanuel Ungaro put him off launching his own fashion range.
The Mean Girls star designed a line for the French fashion house last year (09), but her creations were mauled by critics when they hit the runway, and she later quit her creative consultant post at the company.
West has branded Lohan's disastrous line the fashion equivalent of the September 11 terrorist attacks, and he admits the reaction to the star's range made him axe his own clothing venture Past Tell, which was due to hit stores in 2009.
He tells Britain's Daily Mirror, "Have you heard of a little thing called Lindsay Lohan's Ungaro collection? That was like the 9/11 of fashion.
"It was game over for me after that as no one would take a celebrity trying to do fashion seriously."

All from Contact Music

 

[sethii]

LINDSAY LOHAN's mother DINA has spoken of her horror after a worker at the U.S. State Department was indicted for allegedly snooping through personal information of celebrities including her daughter ALI.

I knew it! Lindsay's downfall has been a total conspiracy from the start. All the clues were there for people who weren't blinded by hate: the 10 blackhawk helicopters that hovered over Carvel's store while they were stealing Dina's ice cream; the CIA operatives who wear Lindsay Lohan disguises and appear in bathrooms and on club floors; the Hollywood sleeper agents who infiltrate all productions she is involved with and give her the wrong call times...

 

[Ms.Jessie]

BWA HA HA HA! I miss you Boomer!

 

[Boomer]

^ All true! Isn't it funny how people who do what are virtually p*rno pictures and show all of their private parts getting out of cars will be horrified at someone having access to their 'personal life'!!

 

[shoesexy]

Well her career is over so it's Ali's turn to become the breadwinner

White Oprah might dry out if that's the situation they're in.

"Have you heard of a little thing called Lindsay Lohan's Ungaro collection? That was like the 9/11 of fashion.

Ha!

 

[sethii]

This would be a great way to follow up her role in Deep Throat 2

Iggy Pop Wants Lindsay Lohan To Play Him In Biopic

Punk icon Iggy Pop thinks Lindsay Lohan looks like him ... so much so that the 24-year-old actress is his #1 choice to play him in a biopic about his life.
Elijah Wood recently dropped out of the role due to the movie being temporarily shelved ... so the casting is now wide open. The Godfather of Punk recently dished to Australia's Triple J radio about how Lilo is his actress of choice. Pop says:

"She looks like me, and she's the only one with enough attitude too. They could tape her boobs up or something. She's been in jail at the right age and everything, so I though she could do it."

Iggy may be on to something here. Cate Blanchett played Bob Dylan back in 2007 in I'm Not There. As for hiding her lady lumps to play a man, Blanchett said at the time, "I just strapped those breasts down and went for it."
Playing Iggy Pop could be just the breakout role that Linds is looking for. Let the strapping begin!

x17

 

[Boomer]

Comeback roles: Deep Throat Goes Hawaiian?? 2012? Lindsay's Cheerleader Beach Party IV (Triple X!!)?? Herbie Unrated: This time, it's Personal!! 2013? Mean Girl Cycle Sluts?? No...??

 

[magpie]

Lindsay Lohan DOES look like Iggy Pop! The only trouble is that, unlike Bob Dylan, Iggy Pop has a tendency to do his concerts shirtless. How would they get around the boobs then? Do you think she could wear a fake chest plate?

 

[colourmefashion]

take her implants out and her and Iggy would probably be twins..

btw, Ali, looking reaaaaal classy
though, atleast shes wearing a bra and panties unlike her sister..

 

[Samara]

"She looks like me, and she's the only one with enough attitude too. They could tape her boobs up or something. She's been in jail at the right age and everything, so I though she could do it."

this is so funny
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[McClaire]

As strange as this sounds I'm glad her threads are inactive, she needs to be away from the press.

 

[sethii]

She has figured out the source of her problems, and guess what, she's not to blame!
http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/11/linds...ab-betty-ford-clinic-addiction-drugs-alcohol/