Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

What kind of director talks to gossip websites about the full frontal nude scenes in their upcoming movie?

The kind that is still desperately hoping that some idiot will kick in several million dollars for this exploitation turkey before it is put back in the file cabinet and forgotten forever...

 

[Boomer]

^ They really photo-shopped her waist in those pictures, because she basically has none...

 

[shoesexy]

Robert Shapiro Quits Lindsay Lohan!
7/19/2010 7:10 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

TMZ has learned Bob Shapiro informed the judge in Lindsay Lohan's case, he's no longer representing her.

It is unclear who will represent Lindsay tomorrow when she will turn herself in.

We do not know why Shapiro has left the case. He said publicly he would represent Lindsay only if she agreed to jail and followed his instructions.

Interestingly, Shawn Chapman Holley never signed the substitution of attorney form last Friday to get out of the case. So Shawn may be on the hook.

We're told tomorrow is going to be crazy!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/19/robert-shapiro-lindsay-lohan-court-appeal-jail-quits-lawyer/

 

[colourmefashion]

damn that sucks.

should be quiet entertaining tomorrow.

 

[Echoes]

With jail just hours away and her attorney reportedly quitting, Lindsay Lohan appeared to be trying to come to terms Monday night with her plight.

"The only 'bookings' that i'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i'd be 'booking' into Jail... eeeks," she wrote on her Twitter page.

The post came after her attorney Robert Shapiro, who had taken on her case unofficially on the condition she followed the judge's orders and reported to jail, stepped away on the same day he met with the judge

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20403224,00.html

 

[Echoes]

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer seeks private meeting with judge, DA vows to fight any appeal.

Lindsay Lohan is set to go to jail within hours and her attorney Robert Shapiro is trying one last attempt to get her out of it, asking for a private meeting with Judge Revels, according to RadarOnline.com.

The meeting, which is a break in protocal without the DA being present, took place Monday afternoon, July 19, behind closed doors. This has infuriated the Los Angeles County Deputy District Attorney Danette Myers.

"I have two things to say about that,' DA Myers said,'first, she had done an in-patient rehab program before--and it didn't work."

"Secondly, Judge Revel has already sentenced her. She needs to do the time. Jail is the only thing that is going to get her attention," the DA stated.

Myers was notified by Judge Revels office of the meeting, however, due to being in court elsewhere, she did not get the notification until after the meeting had taken place, when she returned to her office.

"If Mr. Shapiro wants to meet, he should have notified me," DA Myers stated, "I never got any notice that there was a meeting scheduled in chambers, so I didn't appear. I was in court all afternoon and didn't get the message until I got back to my office around 4:30 p.m."

When asked if Lindsay Lohan's attorney Shapiro could have gotten the judge to agree that Lindsay not go to jail, DA Myers agreed it could happen, but added, "I don't believe it would be fruitful and my office will file a response."

http://www.examiner.com/x-51056-Atl...ppeal-DA-to-appeal-any-Lindsay-Lohan-leniency


I'd be filing an Ethics complaint with the CA Bar against Shapiro if it were up to me.

 

[sethii]

Never thought she'd be booking into jail? Has she forgotten she has already been to jail once? Not to mention been in court about 10 times and had numerous warnings from judges. What about the guys she tried to get sent to prison in her place? No mention of that on her twitter...

And only familiar with booking Disney films? That was 5 years ago! Her recent movies are all about murders, strippers and p*rn, and it's rare when she books anything that isn't a semi-nude photoshoot.

Denial, delusion, lies - right til the end. Not surprising at all. The court should send a psychiatric team to monitor her right now I think she is having a mental breakdown.

 

[colourmefashion]

Her recent movies are all about murders, strippers and p*rn

if she thinks these are 'Disney bookings' she needs very serious help

 

[Lonewalker]

while in court, didnt she keep looking back at michael ?

Probably Ali

 

[Echoes]

(CNN) -- Lindsay Lohan is scheduled to start her 90-day jail sentence Tuesday, but the star's last moments of freedom may not be captured by cameras.

The troubled movie star is scheduled to be in a Los Angeles courtroom Tuesday morning where she will be taken into custody.

Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel has placed tight restrictions on what the public will be able to see at the court hearing.

While the world watched as Lohan broke down in tears at her sentencing on July 6, the public won't be able to see the actress handcuffed and taken into custody on Tuesday, the judge ruled.

Cameras also must stop rolling when the judge announces that Lohan is remanded and the bailiff is instructed to take her into custody. The judge also ordered that photos of Lohan must be restricted to when she's at the counsel table.

Lohan was ordered to serve 90 days in jail for missing alcohol counseling sessions in violation of her probation. She was also sentenced to spend 90 days in a drug and alcohol rehab program after her jail term is completed.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/07/20/lohan.prison/

 

[Echoes]

Some of this story may be repeat information:




Lohan is due to begin her 90-day term Tuesday in the jail in which Hilton served time three years ago. Hilton got special treatment and was released early, creating a national controversy.

Many in Los Angeles law enforcement are hoping Lindsay Lohan is not the new Paris Hilton.

Lohan is due to surrender Tuesday to a Beverly Hills judge to begin her 90-day sentence in a Lynwood jail, but it remains unclear exactly how much time she will spend behind bars.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has not said exactly how long it plans to incarcerate Lohan, but authorities have said that it could amount to 25% of her sentence. Some speculate that it could be even less, given jail overcrowding and the relatively minor nature of Lohan's probation violation on a drunk-driving arrest.

The situation puts the Sheriff's Department in a tough position, coming three years after Hilton's early release from jail created national headlines and ultimately resulted in the hotel heiress being shipped back to jail to finish hersentence.

"The sheriff and his department know they are going to be under the microscope. They know they are going to be vilified if people perceive she's getting out early or is getting special treatment," said Dmitry Gorin, a former Los Angeles County prosecutor.

More here: http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lohan-jail-20100720,0,3188139.story

 

[carmen_kass]

Apparantly Robert Shapiro quit Lindsay's case already !!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/19/robert-shapiro-lindsay-lohan-court-appeal-jail-quits-lawyer/

 

[Boomer]

Her recent movies are all about murders, strippers and p*rn

You say that like it's a bad thing...

I'm really annoyed at the judge- we wait years for the "cuff her, Dano" moment, and now we don't get to see it....Maybe Lindsay will yell out- 'Mommy, help me!!' at least...Imagine what must have happened for Shapiro to quit....

 

[Lonewalker]

Probably nothing too extravagant. I guess probably Lindsay wasn't willing to go to jail and Shapiro didn't want to hear of it and that was that.

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes- whatever else may happen today- it should finally signal the end of Lindsay calling the shots- she is so used to doing what she wants- finally she will be forced to deal with the real world, where actions have consequences....

 

[sethii]

I think it was due to disturbances she caused at his rehab facility. The cops were called twice during her stay, four cops the second time; there were sleepovers every night; and guests came and went at all times of day and night. Thats only what we could see from the outside.

 

[farou7a]

Shapiro reportedly quits as Lohan's lawyer on eve of her surrender
Famed attorney had agreed to represent star only if she complied with judge's orders.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38318456/ns/today-entertainment/?GT1=43001

 

[IAmLordZen]

Even Robert Shapiro Can't Take Lindsay Lohan's Shit

Robert Shapiro stood up in court and defended a psycho who brutally sliced up two people yet he even he won't throw up his hand and admit, "Yup, I'm Lindsay Lohan's lawyer." TMZ reports that Robert Shapiro has informed Judge Marsha that he is no longer representing Lindsay Lohan. HA.

This is an old picture of Robert, and unfortunately he no longer has luscious bushy eyebrows or a top lip. Robert plucked out each beautiful follicle one by one and then chewed off his top lip, because it's the only way he could deal with Lindsay Lohan's non-stop circus of delusion. This is the saddest part, because oh how I wanted to wrap Robert's bush brow around my shoulders like a mink stole and sing jazz standards while leaning against a piano. That shifty cr*ckhead always ruins everything!

You can now find Robert with soiled slacks walking the streets of Los Angeles and muttering to himself about Cookie Puss and shit. I mean, when O.J. Simpson's attorney thinks you're too much to handle, the government should automatically declare you a toxic nuclear weapon and ship you off to North Korea. Even Bob Loblaw won't return this b*tch's calls.

But there's a silver lining to this disaster that is LiLo's life, and it isn't coming from the farewell c*ke line she's snorting right now. No, it seems that LiLo has finally come to terms with the fact that she's going to jail this morning. She Twatted this last night:

the only "bookings" that i'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i'd be "booking" into Jail... eeeks


Yeah, I'm having a case of the optimistics, right? b*tch is probably "booking" herself a flight to Switzerland right now. Truth.

DLISTED

 

[IAmLordZen]

tsk things are taking a turn for the worse... and it's what.. less than 24 hours before she needs to turn herself in? I wonder what will happen.

 

[colourmefashion]

Way less then 24 hours bb
its after 7am in LA
so she has 1.5 hours of freedom
even less then that since its about 7:10am give or take a minute