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"Morningside Recovery - Taking the Mickey out of Rehab"
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"Morningside Recovery - Taking the Mickey out of Rehab"

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 :http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-replaced-on-linda-lovelace-flick-07-2010Lindsay Lohan Replaced on Linda Lovelace Flick

Seen here conveniently holding a script in Hollywood yesterday, up and coming (Puns!) actress Sarah Scott is rumored to be replacing Lindsay Lohan in the only remotely viable career option she had left: The Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno. Via The Fab Life:Filming was supposed to begin in August, but a 90-day rehab stint would certainly make that hard. Word is the Lindsay will be replaced by Sarah Scott who is rumored to have met with the film’s producers yesterday. …. In most of her previous roles and headshots Scott has had blonde hair, but yesterday she was seen with a red dye job which matches Lovelace – and old Lindsay – more closely.It says something about Lindsay when she’s no longer bankable in a small independent film where she portrays a burnt out p*rn star with an almost preternatural skill for sucking “a footlong ****.” (Actual quote.) Seriously, what could possibly go wrong? It’d literally be the easiest shoot of these people’s lives. Just follow her around with a camera for two hours, can it, send it to the studio. BAM! Now who wants to make a movie about Gollum trying to Twitter but he’s mistaken a homeless man’s hat for his phone? These things are practically writing themselves.








Lindsay Judge Ignored Psychiatrist Suggestions
8/1/2010 1:00 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
TMZ has learned Judge Marsha Revel ignored the advice of Lindsay Lohan's court appointed psychiatrists by ordering Lindsay to enter the Morningside rehab facility in Orange County.

Sources familair with the case tell us the two psychiatrists -- selected by Judge Revel -- recommended four facilities, including UCLA Medical Center. Morningside was not on the list.
We're told several medical experts informed the judge UCLA was particularly well-suited to handle Lindsay because she needs to be treated for psychiatric and substance abuse issues -- both specialties at UCLA. Medical experts told the judge they could tailor a program at UCLA that could be especially effective -- but the judge would have none of it.
But we're told the judge rejected their recommendation and instead heeded the advise of a probation officer who favored the Morningside facility headquartered in NewportBeach. As we first reported, Lindsay will be at a satellite compound in nearby Costa Mesa.
Sources say David Gates, COO of Morningside Recovery, made a push to get Lindsay as a patient by assuring the judge he would actually be tougher on Lindsay than the average patient ... by cutting off communication between Lindsay and the outside world.
Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, declined to comment on this story.


So we've heard that LiLo gets hongray for Ambien, Adderal, Dilaudid, c*ke and now TMZ is adding m*th to the pile. I'm not going to believe the m*th thing until White Oprah denies it to The Insider. When White Oprah denies it, then you know it's true.
 
  
White Oprah is probably pulling her dinghy boat out of the garage right now to begin yet another journey down the river of denial...
You have to pay for everything you want. You get food and your jumpsuit and I think maybe a blanket.
x17onlineLindsay Lohan was released from Lynnwood Detention Center just outside of LA early this moring at 1:30am PT. She was exited not from the usual front or back door but from an unknown location.
A spokesperson for the correctional facility made a brief statement after her exit confirming Lohan's release.
X17 photographers are following Lindsay's two-car caravan right now, as Lindsay is expected to check into a drug and alcohol rehabilitation facility immediately. Reports have claimed Lohan would seek treatment at UCLA Medical Center but so far the SUV's donor appear to be en route to Westwood.
