Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

^^ Dina?? Not commenting?? She must be saving it for a paid interview or something...or a free Fudgie Cake...
Anyway- fromThe Huffington Post...

Lindsay's friends are worried her recovery won't last.
"Lindsay says she's determined to stay sober and focus on work," a source told People. "[But] it's too soon to tell what will happen. We've seen these moments of 'purity' before, but as soon as she gets a taste of the nightlife and the drama, she usually falls back into old habits fast."
And as Us Weekly speculates, she's also back fake tanning.

Oh- and 'her' Maserati is a rental, according to this article...

 

[Boomer]

Another month, another magazine cover comes out with Lindsay Lohan's mug (not mugshot) plastered all over it. But while most actors will do a spread to promote an upcoming film, we're fairly sure Lohan hasn't had a new movie each month. In fact, despite being on more than 50 covers worldwide since 2006 alone (tabloids excluded), the troubled 24-year-old starlet's film roles keep on dwindling.

Since 1998, when the fresh-faced redhead first hit the scene in a remake of 'The Parent Trap,' Lindsay has starred in just 15 films, including 2002's made-for-TV 'Get a Clue,' 2007's widely panned 'I Know Who Killed Me,' and 2009's 'Labor Pains,' which never made it to theaters and only surfaced briefly on ABCFamily before going straight to DVD.

So can we really call this girl an actress anymore?

NewYork DailyNews
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[Echoes]

^^^ Well, even the stock players doing feminine hygiene commercials are considered actresses, so.....

 

[Boomer]

^ You're right...I guess they could call Lindsay an actress then...

 

[farou7a]

Is she really that daft?

Yes dear. She is.

 

[sethii]

The Machete actors are with Quentin Tarantino at the Venice Film Festival

Apart from Lindsay, who attended the Santa Monica courthouse with her fly undone

celebrity-paradise via Emilee

 

[McClaire]

Yes dear. She is.

Sorry it's just hard to believe there are people out there like this. I mean I've dealt with some pretty messed up people but this takes the cake.

 

[Boomer]

Apart from Lindsay, who attended the Santa Monica courthouse with her fly undone

They say that like it is a bad thing...

 

[McClaire]

Lindsay interview with VF

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1569972706?bctid=599552573001

 

[sethii]

^ She is looking more and more like Zsa Zsa Gabor

tmz

 

[CherryBomb01]

^^So true.

 

[Boomer]

^ Of course, Zsa Zsa is on her death bed, but...

 

[Caroliiine]

i doubt she's still serious about being an actress, it seems she's always loved the camera and attention and now she gets all this without working, so why bother?

She's not. I was talking to someone who runs a fansite for Lindsay and the girl said (to her knowledge), Lindsay hadn't been on an audition in more than 2 years.

Lindsay's favorite parts about acting are the free clothes, money, photoshoots, luxury treatment (hotels, cars, yachts, etc.), not the acting itself. And leading the career of a socialite (designing a few clothing lines here and there, getting photographed) is much easier than an actress, where you'd have to learn lines, get up early, work 14 hours a day, etc.

Everyone is hoping Lindsay will get back on her feet and have a legit career, but in the end, she doesn't want it. Of course she can't just say "I don't want to act anymore, I'd rather do nothing like the Kardashians"

 

[Kenysha75]

Ashley Horn Really Wants To Be A Lohan

Two years ago a woman named Kristi Hobson admitted to the public through InTouch that in 1995 Michael Lohan grunted on top of her and squirted man chowder into her vag which made a baby girl she named Ashley. The answer to the question "Who besides White Oprah actually says out loud that they fu**ed Michael Lohan?" had been answered. But Michael Lohan made Maury's ears itch when he said he was not the father. Kristi immediately took Michael to court to force him to take a DNA test. Flash forward to 2 years later....

In this week's Life & Style (with the battle for adorable mini Ken Doll on the cover), Kristi says that Michael never jizzed into a cup to test his DNA. No, it wasn't because they couldn't find a cup that was willing to do this. It didn't happen because Michael never showed up. So a judge declared that Michael Lohan is Ashley's father and his name was added to her birth certificate. Kristi now wants $300,000 in back child support. Kristi must be new here, because I'm pretty sure Michael Lohan's checking account is as empty as the space between White Oprah's nostrils.

Michael says that he is fighting Kristi and will take a DNA test.

Ashley says that even though her mother fought to get Michael Lohan's name on her birth papers, she's never going to think of him as a father, "I do not trust him, and I don't want to be around him or part of his life. I could never call Michael Lohan 'Dad.' A dad is a person who is there for you and takes care of you."

Let's say that for whatever reason (temporary insanity or taking too much acid) you got knocked up with Michael Lohan's spawn. Wouldn't you immediately run out and marry ANYBODY and trick him into thinking the kid is his so the truth will never be revealed. And I mean ANYBODY: a homeless junkie psychic, Gallagher, Carrie the Dancing Dog, etc.. This is what a normal person would do.

And if your mother told you that Michael Lohan is your father, wouldn't you plug your ears with your finger tips and scream the loudest LALALALALA ever. Better yet, wouldn't you get ANY vampire to glamour this information from your head? And I mean ANY VAMPIRE: Count Chocula, Grandpa Munster, etc... This is what a normal person would do.

So Ashley must be a Lohan if she's talking shi* about her father in the pages of a tabloid. The famewhore gene is alive and well! There's the DNA results.

And here's Ashley's supposed half-sister going to court in Santa Monica this morning.
dlisted

 

[indepwe]

Ew ^ just ewww.

 

[Boomer]

^ The Lohan Family- a (more or less) Real Life Soap Opera that will not end....
Michael getting someone pregnant and not taking responsibility? Who would have ever thought this could happen??

BTW- I love how Lindsay is always like " Oh!! Please!! Don't take my picture!! Please!!" It is the only 'career' you have, Linds....

 

[farou7a]

Sorry it's just hard to believe there are people out there like this. I mean I've dealt with some pretty messed up people but this takes the cake.

Oh dont be sorry. I agree with you. I still know of the messed people that I once knew very well until they decided to stick with 'their own kind' as opposed to stay clean and never have I witnessed drama to these levels.

She wants to stay relevant in all the wrong ways.

 

[myown]

if that girl would at least look like Linds or Ali, or pretty at all... but

 

[~Gia~]

I think she looks pretty haha, tons better than Ali&Lindsay.

 

[colourmefashion]

im going to be honest.

i can see a bit of LOLhan sisters in her face
i dont know if its just me though..