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MACHETE is in theaters today!!!! Go check it out! I'm so grateful to be a part of such a wonderful cast & experience! It's such a blessing!

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Its a beautiful day in la to have a hit film!!! Congrats to all of the cast, crew, & production team of #MACHETE !! Danny Trejo is fantastic
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^ I'm sort of choked up now...it is obviously such a turning point in her life...:rolleyes:
 
Guess what, someone is to blame for Dina's terrible answers on The Today Show! She says she was set up by Matt Lauer :rolleyes:

"He wanted me to go on with him again because he felt he was a little harsh. We spoke off camera and when we went on camera the questions got convoluted. Of course I know how many times my child was in rehab. I was with her as a caring mom every step of the way. My four children are amazing, strong, loving human beings and we have endured so much! There will be plenty more positive interviews in the future.
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so Lindsay isnt going to the premiere ?
i mean, shes one of the leading actresses in it..
everyone is there to see Lindsay, not the others.. :cry:
:rolleyes:


the whole Lohan family appears to think they are not responsible for any actions/words they do/say.
i wish my life was like that.
being able to get away blaming everyone else but myself..
tough life they have :rolleyes:
 
I am really starting to think it is hopeless...this is so deep , long term and screwed up- the whole family is hopeless...Let Linds screw up again, violate probation, again, and get locked up for six months...what can you do with a family who is determined to self destruct...:(
 
i dont even think she's getting good reviews for her cameo role in machete. here's what my local film critic said in the boston globe:

"The one actor who falters, interestingly, is Lohan, who’s probably too young to realize the movie’s using her as a joke. Despite “Machete’’ putting her in preposterously comic situations — nude and comatose in the back of a hearse, disguised as a pistol-packing nun — nothing the actress does is remotely funny. Either she’ll wise up with age as her costars have done, or it’s over."

also did anyone notice how she's trying to make it appear as though she's acting with robert deniro?
"I play April, Jeff Fahey's daughter, who is up against Robert DeNiro" - ive noticed that she's said this in numerous interviews lately. i dont think she even has any scenes with deniro!:rolleyes:
 
^ :lol: I was in one of DeNiro's restaurants in New York recently, and all I could think of when I saw him in that video was "He must do this garbage so he can buy another restaurant!!" :lol: (Lindsay probably thinks it's great conceptual cinema!!) :rolleyes:
 
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machete is getting good reviews, but lindsay lohan only has a cameo role so its not as if she can take credit for the movie's success. but i'm sure she'll try....:rolleyes:
 
"The one actor who falters, interestingly, is Lohan, who’s probably too young to realize the movie’s using her as a joke. Despite “Machete’’ putting her in preposterously comic situations — nude and comatose in the back of a hearse, disguised as a pistol-packing nun — nothing the actress does is remotely funny. Either she’ll wise up with age as her costars have done, or it’s over."
Hehe, what nincompoop.
 
machete is getting good reviews, but lindsay lohan only has a cameo role so its not as if she can take credit for the movie's success. but i'm sure she'll try....:rolleyes:

Yet if the movie did poorly, the public blame would be placed on Lindsay... she can't win either way.
 
^ She was doing fine before she became a criminal. It has nothing to do with the public 'picking' on her, they're reacting in a very rational way to someone who shows no respect for others and lashes out when she gets what she (legally) deserves. There's an easy solution which is to simply stop committing crimes. The vast majority of the world can do it. Is there something special about her?
 
^ Yeah- I think she and her psycho family got into that entitlement mindset at such a young age that they don't even think about the rules of society applying to them anymore...Sad really, she could have been one of the great ones, all of the raw material for a legendary career where right there and it got thrown away... :cry:
 
did anyone watch machette?

was it worth ANY hype? even on the insulting side?
 
lol i saw Machete, and i loved it!!! it was entertaining , violent and corney but thats whats Rodriguez's films are known for.

(after watching lindsay in it, i assume linds has a good sense of humor bc her role was totally a satire on her and her family, but they also did they same thing with jessica alba)
 
Yeah, I thought Machete was pretty good as well (for what it was). And Lindsay's part was bigger than what I had anticipated.
 
Put Out An APB For Fudgie The Whale

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Even though these pictures of egg barf all over White Oprah's front door conjured up memories of me scrubbing yolk off of the side of my mom's house after my junior high school enemies egged our shi*, I still laughed. Well, it's funny picturing White Oprah opening her front door and trying to figure out if that yellow shi* came from her (too many lemon drop martinis) or a Lohan hater who put their recalled eggs to good use.

White Oprah told TMZ that not only did someone egg her door, but they also launched dirt bombs at her house and pulled her mailbox out of the ground. As the Great Delusional One grabbed at her chest and said she has no idea who would ever do this to her family, a wave of guilty looks spread across the country (I'm looking at you, Fudgie, Cookiepuss, Michael Lohan, Snooki, Judge Marsha, mirror and anybody else who isn't allergic to egg shells).

But White Oprah had the last phlegmy laugh when she splashed some Worcester sauce over the door yolk and licked it up. Her hangover was cured in a quick minute. So HAHAHAHA on whoever did this! White Oprah always gets the game point.

And here's White Oprah's main ho shopping for shoes to add to her hoarder pile yesterday afternoon.
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^ The whole story has taken some sort of sick turn... a prime suspect- if he walks around with a chainsaw, I can see him throwing rotten eggs at their house... :(

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that whale is kinda scary looking.
and not because of the chainsaw...

he also kinda looks like a sperm :ermm::rofl:
 
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