Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[Boomer]

^ Maybe he's a Sperm Whale...??

 

[The_Ida]

I need to stay away from this thread

 

[sethii]

Lindsay Lohan's Mom 'Disappointed' in Snooki's Judge

9/8/2010 12:50 PM PDT by TMZ Staff
Dina Lohan didn't find it funny "ha ha" -- or funny at all -- when the judge called Snooki a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe" -- and now she's chastising him as if he was her own kid.

Dina tells TMZ, "The family is very disappointed that a judge would say that in a court of law."

Judge Damian Murray ripped into Snooks today during her court appearance for basically being sloppy drunk on the beach.

Lindsay's atttorney Stephanie Ovadia added, "The comments were very unprofessional."

Of course, compared to Lindsay's recent history with judges -- Murray's exchange with Snooki seems pretty lighthearted.
[tmz]

 

[Boomer]

Hey, Dina- here's a shocking idea: get your daughter to clean up her act and not get in trouble over and over again, and then people won't compare people who misbehave to Lindsay!!

 

[misspistol]

Snookie may be an idiot but she didn't get behind the wheel while she was drunk, just floundered around on a push bike.

 

[Echoes]

he also kinda looks like a sperm

Maybe he's a Sperm Whale...??

Maybe that's not egg on the door. B)

 

[CherryBomb01]

^

 

[CherryBomb01]

Does bloody Dina EVER shut up? Seriously, she is always whining about something or crapping on about her hard luck story..... how the whole freaking world is against her and her family. I wish she'd just shut the hell up and go away. None of her BS even makes any sense.
You would think her own problems (& those of her kids) would be more than enough to keep her busy. I can't stand her.

 

[sethii]

Lindsay Lohan wants a baby

Despite her recent legal issues — and recent reports that while driving she allegedly clipped a stroller with a toddler in it — Lindsay Lohan wants to be a mom! The star has confided to a pal that she’s determined to stay sober and thinks the best way for her to achieve that goal is to get pregnant. According to the pal, Lindsay, 24, hates being alone and thinks a baby would make the perfect companion. She’s seen what motherhood has done for former party girl Nicole Richie and thinks it can do the same for her. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”

intouchweekly.com

 

[Echoes]

I already feel sorry for the kidlet to be.

Has no chance at all for a normal life.

 

[Boomer]

Always a good sign when a single woman wants a child so she won't be alone...

 

[sethii]

Michael Lohan has left Long Island for good, relocating permanently to Los Angeles ... and it looks like his reality show idea has also found a new home. Lohan confirms to X17online exclusively:

"Celebrity House LA is no longer just going to be a web series. It's going to be a syndicated reality show on TV and Dr. Drew's production company is behind it."

Originally, Celebrity House LA, formerly known as Celebrity House NY, was created as a web series featuring Lindsay Lohan's father and a wide cast of characters living together in a Southampton home. Lohan's ex Kate Major was also attached to star in the project. However, after his split with Major, the web series fell through.
Contrary to what Lohan says, Howard Lapides, co-owner of Dr. Drew Productions tells X17online, "We are certainly not backing this. What Michael is saying is not true. We have no deal with him."
Lohan is also facing paternity claims by Kristi Horn Kaufman ...a Montana woman who accuses Lindsay's dad of fathering her child. She adds that he has never paid child support.
Lohan tells X17online exclusively:

"The Maury Povich show has reached out to Kristi Horn Kaufman regarding doing a paternity test with Ashley and me, to which, for the THIRD TIME, Kristi has declined. So tell me, if Kristi is so sure and she even had the nerve to change Ashley's birth certificate to my last name, WHY won't she take the test? On October 5th, in Riverhead Court, my attorney Ed Burke Jr, will ask that her $300,000 judgement for support (which she got in my absence) , be set aside, while we reopen the case in Montana, and DEMAND a paternity test. What nerve this 3 times scorned con woman has, to have her daughter claim she is my daughter, without any proof and not wanting to find out the truth herself."

x17online

 

[Boomer]

This woman, her daughter, Dr Drew and Fudgie the Whale are all Lohan Haters!! It is so obvious!! Not that his move to California has anything to do with the reach of the process servers for the courts in New York...

 

[sethii]

Is his ex-playboy girlfriend going to dye her hair pinkish red now?

x17

 

[Boomer]

^ I don't know- does she look like Lindsay? And is this move to LA really just a cover for a secret realationship with Kate Gosslin?

 

[farou7a]

sigh.

i wish she'd just behave herself and get back into acting the way she used to.
and by acting, i mean her career.

i miss cady heron!

 

[sethii]

She will be at the MTV awards...

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes!!! I was going to watch the Cowboys game, but who needs football when you can see the crowd going wild for Lindsay because...ummm...for whatever reason she is still of interest to anyone...

 

[sethii]

I hope nobody will put a light up bracelet around her ankle this time. And MTV security need to look out for anti-social whales and hateful ice cream cakes.

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes- Carvel may be a NY company, but they have sleeper cells in all parts of the country, and now that Michael is moving to LA they will be looking to send a message!