Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[misspistol]

Marianne's book was so depressing.
I was thinking about Lindsay's career and she was never really trouble free, she was hanging out with Tara Reid and Paris during her Mean Girls years and drinking and partying with Wilmer....Val...whatever her ex boyfriends name is. She just hid it slightly better back then. The only thing on display was her terrible boob job.

 

[sethii]

Based on the things Michael says she is consuming it appears that she has ADHD, depression, and is bi-polar.

(last paragraph)
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/lawyer-lindsay-lohans-dad-fears-shell-be-the-next-corey-haim-2010264

 

[Echoes]

I'm not sure what this article is all about. It seems to bounce around:

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/michael_lohan_takes_first_step_in_zH1bva0RGlXDAAdbDwQCXM

 

[Boomer]

During a Monday radio appearance, Michael announced his plans to ask a sentencing judge to force Lindsay into rehab or give him conservatorship -- which would put him in control of her finances and other decisions.

Michael is a convicted felon, Lindsay is on probation already; the court needs to step in and deal with her, not her crazy family!...Doesn't Lindsay have a probation officer to deal with her like everyone else in the country? Doesn't someone with multiple failed rehabs and multiple arrests have to submit to a **ug test on a frequent basis? How can this mess just drift on by day after day with no one doing anything? Michael has his own problems; the mother appears to be as far gone as Lindsay, the siblings are minors; who else can step in and save this tragedy before it is over? - Why won't the authorities do their job?

 

[Boomer]

TMZ reported the actress refused to sit down with her father but asked him in a text message if he would help her repair ties with a club that banned her after she threw a glass at ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson.

This is TOO bizarre!! Michal shows up with the cops to intervene, Dina says the girls are sacred of him and wants (another) restraining order, and when he tells Lindsay he is going to court to get someone to help her, she wants his help in getting back into a nightclub!!?

Excuse me- I think I just saw a white rabbit with a pocket watch run down a rabbit hole...

BTW- Nice Rolex you're wearing there Linds...I assume you have the receipt from the jeweler...?

NYPost.com

 

[sethii]

screencap of twitter.com/michaeljlohan via perezhilton

 

[FrenchCactus]

Yeah, that didn't take long.
Right on the heels of posting DISGUSTING allegations about his daughter having HIV, Michael Lohan is now SERIOUSLY back-peddling and claims his Twitter account was hacked!
He Tweets:

NOTICE,There is an imposter on Twitter,and whoever the imposter is that posted that disgusting comment about my daughter, is now on notice.
My attorney ,Lisa Bloom will be contacting the authorities to find out who is responsible for this "criminal act" of ID theft,/imperaonation
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PSH. Yeah RIGHT.
Who would even WANT to hack into that monster's account?? And why'd it take the tweets to hit the press for them to become the work of an imposter?
Absolutely deplorable.
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From Perez Hilton

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[jun3machina]

woah man...it gets worse and worse everytime i check this thread.

 

[FrenchCactus]

Wishful thinking, Lindsay ...

LiLo holding a fake Oscar... at Millions of Milkshakes...

Remember she claimed she'd get one by the age of 25?

 

[Kenysha75]

.....The ****?

This is a MAN DOWN CODE 10 EYEBROW SITUATION right here. You know Lindsay Lohan put a Sharpie in Ali Lohan's hand and forced her to paint these eyebrows on, because she said it will make her look like Joan Crawford. Fuc* my eyes with a wire hanger, because she looks more like the Benjamin Button-ized love child of Groucho Marx and Gollum. Lindsay Lohan should stick to sniffing Sharpies instead of using them on her sister's eyebrows. Beyond brow fuc*ery.

I am a strong supporter of eyebrow art, but this only works if Ali Lohan wants to look like a bridge witch who lost all her teeth from chewing on children's toe nails and gnawing on deer bones. Ali's sweater is even disintegrating at the sight of her scary as*. It's afraid she's going to throw it in the oven like she did to those village kids. Release the Kraken! I said "Kraken," not "Crackhead," so you can stand down, Lindsay.

Here's more of Ali with Lindsay Lohan at Millions of Milkshakes yesterday. Millions of Milkshakes is really the only place that will give Lilo a job nowadays.
dlisted.com

 

[FrenchCactus]

Am I the only one to think that Lindsay ruthlessly forced Ali to look like a 50-year-old with a torn sweater and stenciled eyebrows so that she by contrast would appear youthful, sophisticated and fresh?

 

[Kenysha75]

This was not a good day for ali lohan at millions of milkshake
And why is everybody workin there nowadays Are they payin their a** that much Really.... ...

 

[jun3machina]

is is just me or does her lil sister remind anyone of sam ronson (give her a boy haircut)?? maybe it's just that scowl thing in the last set but it freaked me out just a bit

 

[Boomer]

^ Ew.....That's (almost) as creepy as the story of her father at Scores asking for lap dances only with girls who resembled Lindsay....

 

[jun3machina]

^ i know....it's gross!

 

[CherryBomb01]

Hahaha......YES it's weird but true... I see the Sam Roson likeness in Ali. Like you said Jun, I think it's the scowly face.

 

[yogini108]

is that thing about her dad at scores true?

 

[misspistol]

The Michael Lohan HIV twitter thing isn't real, it was photoshopped by a member of ONTD.

 

[yum_yum]

screencap of twitter.com/michaeljlohan via perezhilton

For some [naive?] reason, I believe that he was hacked. I know he is bat**** crazy but I dont think he'd write something like that.

 

[yum_yum]

The Michael Lohan HIV twitter thing isn't real, it was photoshopped by a member of ONTD.

Oh I didn't see this when I posted above. THANK GOD!

not funny at all