Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)
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via lindsay's twitter:
"last night-never again-believe it or not she's done with the club scene i've learned my lesson-sometime's it just takes a glimpse of reality"
about 2 hours ago via web
(http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan)
discuss, lol.
oh and wondering why its "she's" done and "i've" learned my lesson.
"last night-never again-believe it or not she's done with the club scene i've learned my lesson-sometime's it just takes a glimpse of reality"
about 2 hours ago via web
(http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan)
discuss, lol.
oh and wondering why its "she's" done and "i've" learned my lesson.
Lindsay Lohan Got Dumped
Since Lindsay Lohan's life continues to play out like Kevin Spacey's tongue on a Saturday night (plunging deeper and deeper down a dark, dirty hole), she has been dropped from a movie for being a liability. Brace your Twitter, because she's going to spit out a dozen "medeeea be lyin" Tweets any minute.
TMZ's sources say that the investors of the movie were biting their finger nails off over the thought of relying on Lindsay to show up for work every day. Instead of luring her to the set every day using a dog with an 8-ball tied to its tail, they decided to cut ties with her altogether. David Michaels, the director of The Other Side, tells TMZ, "Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we'll soon be announcing a replacement."
Lilo was supposed to play a grad student who gets stranded on a deserted island with the likes of Alanis Morissette, Woody Harrelson, Giovani Ribisi and Dave Mathews. That shi* would've been an all-star cast in 1999.
This sucks, because the only place Lilo should be right now (besides rehab or Daddy Spears' kitchen) is a deserted island. Although, knowing this b*tch she'd find a field of fermented mangoes. And she'd probably figure out a way to light banana leaves on her labia. Maybe it isn't such a good idea after all.
And is it just me or does White Oprah look Planet Hiltron-ized in that picture above?
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Since Lindsay Lohan's life continues to play out like Kevin Spacey's tongue on a Saturday night (plunging deeper and deeper down a dark, dirty hole), she has been dropped from a movie for being a liability. Brace your Twitter, because she's going to spit out a dozen "medeeea be lyin" Tweets any minute.
TMZ's sources say that the investors of the movie were biting their finger nails off over the thought of relying on Lindsay to show up for work every day. Instead of luring her to the set every day using a dog with an 8-ball tied to its tail, they decided to cut ties with her altogether. David Michaels, the director of The Other Side, tells TMZ, "Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we'll soon be announcing a replacement."
Lilo was supposed to play a grad student who gets stranded on a deserted island with the likes of Alanis Morissette, Woody Harrelson, Giovani Ribisi and Dave Mathews. That shi* would've been an all-star cast in 1999.
This sucks, because the only place Lilo should be right now (besides rehab or Daddy Spears' kitchen) is a deserted island. Although, knowing this b*tch she'd find a field of fermented mangoes. And she'd probably figure out a way to light banana leaves on her labia. Maybe it isn't such a good idea after all.
And is it just me or does White Oprah look Planet Hiltron-ized in that picture above?
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She's had another twitter meltdown 
Must be over 100 tweets in a couple of hours.
A sample:
Must be over 100 tweets in a couple of hours.A sample:
RT @itslunaxxx: #TeamLindsay #TeamLindsay #TeamLindsay@lindsaylohan RT @nhnhya: RT @cassandralw: #teamlindsay #teamlindsay #teamlindsay #teamlindsay #teamlindsay #teamlindsay #teamlindsay #teamlindsa ... RT @russooficial: @lindsaylohan COME ON BRAZIL, PUT THE TAG #TeamLindsay #TeamLindsay #TeamLindsay RT @taniamiron: @LindsayLohan #TeamLindsay #TeamLindsay LONG LIVE TO THE QUEEN LINDSAY !!! XD RT @JessicaMancini_: @lindsaylohan #teamlindsay #teamlindsay #teamlindsay #teamlindsay #mzhunptyhumpty #teamlindsay #teamlindsay @XoXoNica hahahahahaha RT @KAYCAMARGO: RT @russooficial: @lindsaylohan COME ON BRAZIL, PUT THE TAG #TeamLindsay #TeamLindsay #TeamLindsay come to Brazil girl! RT @rayjohnz: @lindsaylohan #teamlindsay #****humpty #teamlindsay #****humpty#teamlindsay #****humpty#teamlindsay #****humpty RT @KeshaBebada: @lindsaylohan #mzhumptydumpty #****humpty #mzhumptydumpty #****humpty #mzhumptydumpty #****humpty #mzhumptydumpty #**** ... RT @KeshaBebada: @lindsaylohan #mzhumptydumpty #****humpty #mzhumptydumpty #****humpty #mzhumptydumpty #****humpty #mzhumptydumpty #**** ...
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nypost.comLindsay Lohan's banned from clubs, out of work & Twittering her nights away
By MAUREEN CALLAHAN in NY and JULIE MOULT in LA
Last Updated: 5:48 AM, April 25, 2010
Posted: 3:24 AM, April 25, 2010
She's been banned from an entire chain of high-end LA nightclubs, from Madonna's VIP area at the Meatpacking District's Boom Boom Room, from Avenue on the far West Side (the latter ban since lifted) and, possibly, from the entire nation of India after making false claims regarding child labor. (They're still deciding.)
A veteran of three aborted rehab stints, she is now $600,000 in debt, has no roles lined up, spends days sleeping and nights partying. Her favorite pastimes include stalking ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, ditching court dates, tweeting the details of familial dysfunction and her permanent state of victimhood, and getting photographed while stumbling out of nightclubs and into cacti and other plant life.
Yet all is well in Lindsay Lohan's world, according to Lindsay Lohan.
"I've made some dreadful mistakes, but learned from them," she said during an interview in Britain. "That has probably saved my life. Partying so hard simply isn't worth it."
That was February. At last weekend's Coachella music festival in California, "Lindsay appeared wasted all day Friday," says a source. "She looked a mess. Her hair was lanky, she's too thin, and her eyes were glazed. She kept losing her temper over the slightest thing."
The night before, she'd been drinking vodka and smoking cigarettes at Bar 210 in Beverly Hills, where her ex, Ronson, was DJ'ing. "She could hardly walk, but she made it onto the dance floor and positioned herself in front of Sam, who was clearly not interested," says an eyewitness. "Lindsay was all over the place."
"She will look you in the eye and say, 'I've only taken ******* twice and I'm not a big drinker,' " says a source close to Lohan's inner circle. "And even when you say, 'Come on Lindsay, we know that's not true,' she will continue to lie. Or you get accused of negativity. You can't win; it's a pointless conversation."
JUST a few years ago, Lohan was an A-list starlet, working with the likes of Tina Fey, Robert Altman, Jane Fonda and Meryl Streep. She was a triple threat, that rare performer who could sing, dance and act. She made the cover of Vanity Fair at age 19. Critic Roger Ebert compared her to a young Jodie Foster; co-star Streep said that Lohan was "in command of the art form."
She hasn't had a role since a 2009 ABC Family TV movie called "Labor Pains." (She has a 10-minute cameo in Robert Rodriguez's upcoming gore-fest "Machete," but nothing else on her slate.) The most recent entries on her résumé include designing a line of leggings called 6126, "creating" a self-tanner, Sevin Nyne (she's being sued for copying the formula), and getting fired as the "artistic director" of the famed fashion house Ungaro after a disastrous collection last fall.
Women's Wear Daily called it "cheesy and dated . . . an embarrassment." The Washington Post said that it "lacked finesse, sophistication, technical skill and any evidence of good taste."
Her former messes-in-arms -- Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Britney Spears -- have all managed, some to better effect than others, to pull themselves together. None of these former friends have much to do with Lohan anymore.
"Paris and Lindsay are frenemies," says Radar Online senior editor Maxine Page. "They were hanging out at a club last week and left to go to a party in the Hollywood Hills at 4:30 in the morning. But they didn't walk into the club together. Paris is remarkably smart about how she wants to be perceived."
Just as few people know Hilton is a chain smoker who tears through two packs a day, few also know that Hilton -- who dubbed a then-out-of-control Britney "The Animal" -- occasionally parties with Lohan, who is otherwise, and not to her knowledge, persona non grata in Hollywood.
"She still thinks it's 2006," says Lainey Liu, who chronicles young Hollywood on her blog, Laineygossip.com, and as a correspondent on Canadian TV's "etalk." "What's really pathetic is that she'll tweet people like Demi Moore and Sarah Silverman, who will never tweet her back. She's in denial."
Lohan's alternate reality is aided and abetted by her staff and hangers-on, who do not challenge her bad behavior and who routinely rectify her wrongdoings. After a recent photo shoot, for example, Lohan pilfered the designer clothes that had been loaned, then denied knowing what happened to them.
"The clothes kept disappearing, and we'd ask Lindsay where they were," says someone involved in the shoot. "She'd just shrug and claim to know nothing about it." Eventually, someone snuck into her hotel room and retrieved the garments, and nothing more was said.
Lohan's astounding ability to ignore reality is a trait she shares with her equally, willfully oblivious stage mother, Dina, who often refers to the 23-year-old Lindsay as "this child."
On Friday, just two days after Lindsay blew off her deposition in a civil suit brought against her by three young men who were in an SUV she drunkenly hijacked in 2007 -- she went shopping instead -- Dina told People magazine that Lindsay is "absolutely, 100 percent" a good influence on her other daughter, 16-year-old Ali. (Ali is currently living with Lindsay in her rented penthouse apartment on Sunset Boulevard.)
As for Lindsay's $600,000 credit-card debt, Dina claims it's non-existent: "Yes, Lindsay will spend money, but she has people that run what she does," Dina told Radar Online. "We kind of cleaned house . . . And in the interim, you know, a bill may be a little late or not, you know, but that's pretty normal."
And on the subject of her daughter's substance-abuse problems, and the public pronouncements of her ex-husband, Michael, that their daughter needs help, Dina said, "Lindsay is in good hands. Everything is fine. He's trashing a child he doesn't even see."
Last week, Michael Lohan publicly crashed Lindsay's apartment and once again proclaimed his daughter a mess. "Lindsay has to get off the prescription meds, she's gotta get blockers and she's gotta get therapy," he said.
"Pathological liar . . . MY FATHER," Lindsay wrote on her Twitter feed.
TWITTER, in fact, is something of an ad diction for Lindsay and another example of her need to rewrite her own reality. She usually posts most frequently at around 2 a.m., and then erases most of those tweets the next afternoon.
"I call it crank-tweeting," says Liu. "I would suspect that the reason she does that is she's out of her mind on something. I'll wake up and screen-cap them, because once Lindsay wakes up and realizes what she did, she deletes them all. She's famous for it."
Last October, she tweeted Ronson in a rage, then deleted her ramblings the next day. They read, as it were, in part: "every1 hears anything & everything about our life neway*y not give them the truth? Ur friends r happy, every1 u abide by when give in more & more to their childish, superficial anticsa U TAUGHT me about our "friends" in LA, them coming b/t us, *them being PART OF our "1 on 1" relationship. I took the biggest chance of my life w/ u & u've done nothing but break my heart."
"It becomes funny," says Liu of Lohan's tweets. She adds that the actress "can still sink lower. She could do 'Dancing with the Stars.' Or her own reality show."
"I think, in the back of her mind, she is clinging to a real prospect," says E! Online columnist Ted Casablanca, "that if she got her act together and really did rehab, of course she could have a great career. Like, 'One day, when I get tired of designing leggings and pretending to drink water at clubs, it'll be there.' I don't know, will it?"
Liu says she recently spoke with a top agent at CAA who asserts that there's "no f- - -ing way" Lohan has a shot because, unlike a Robert Downey Jr. or a Kiefer Sutherland or a Charlie Sheen, there is no work ethic. All three of those stars are proven money-makers. Even more inequitably, all three have aged well. "That's what's unfair," says Liu. "A woman cannot get old and cannot lose her looks. Robert Downey Jr. became more handsome as he got older."
Casablanca thinks Lohan could conceivably make a comeback if she quit "having b*tch-fights with Samantha Ronson" and sought actual help. "She's still trying to make it with her disease running rampant," he says. "But the self-tanner was the last straw. She's turning herself into Snooki."
Additional reporting by Ginger Adams Otis
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^ That's a pretty devastating article...
And I just may use this LindsayTweet as my signature from now on.. "Ur friends r happy, every1 u abide by when give in more & more to their childish, superficial anticsa..." Says it all....
And I just may use this LindsayTweet as my signature from now on.. "Ur friends r happy, every1 u abide by when give in more & more to their childish, superficial anticsa..." Says it all....
^ How cute..she takes one night (supposedly) off from the clubs and she is a new person, smiling and staying home since she is done with that scene and a new woman!! God, that was easy!! And these fools spend weeks in rehab... B)
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I feel so incredibly sorry for her. She's ill, perhaps on the verge of death, and her parents are incompetent f**kwits who couldn't look after a kitten, let alone a girl in the throes of addiction. I hope she gets help.
Well, he has some kind of plan
tmzMichael Lohan's Weird Ultimatum to Lindsay
Originally posted 47 minutes ago by TMZ Staff
Michael Lohan tells TMZ tomorrow is D-day for Lindsay Lohan -- either meet with him or he's going to court. But the meeting now how a curious string attached.
Michael says he's been communicating with Lindsay since he went on TMZ Live last Thursday -- telling her he will not take legal action to protect Ali from Lindsay nor will he go to court for a Britney-like conservatorship IF she sits down with him face-to-face and hashes things out.
Here's the catch. On TMZ Live, Michael said he wanted to sit with Lindsay and Ali -- just the three of them ... no one else. Now he's telling us he wants to sit with Lindsay and his lawyer. BUZZKILL.
Last Michael told us, he was hiring attorney Lisa Bloom -- a very good, very smart lawyer, and daughter of Gloria Allred. Lisa also just happens to work for an entertainment TV show.
So why suddenly throw a high-profile lawyer in the middle of a father/daughter heart-to-heart? And where's Ali Lohan in all of this?
Hooker much?
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=7101333&postcount=302
Not looking a day older than fifty-five:
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=7091263&postcount=276
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=7101333&postcount=302
Not looking a day older than fifty-five:
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=7091263&postcount=276
wow. from triple threat, to lindsay who?
thats sad.
this girl has (or had?) so much potential and look at her throwing it all away b/c of an EX? who clearly shows no interest.
and 'frenemies' who arent ever going to BE THERE for you in a good way anyway. theyre what u call 'party mates'..
gosh this girl needs a reality check.
SOON.
thats sad.
this girl has (or had?) so much potential and look at her throwing it all away b/c of an EX? who clearly shows no interest.
and 'frenemies' who arent ever going to BE THERE for you in a good way anyway. theyre what u call 'party mates'..
gosh this girl needs a reality check.
SOON.
More proof that Lindsay is a 100% positive influence on young Ali....You'd almost expect guys to be driving by and yelling out "You working tonight, Honey??" 
Ali Lohan attends The Brit Awards Screening Party and Auction for Haiti held at Altitude on February 16, 2010 in London, England.
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Ali Lohan attends The Brit Awards Screening Party and Auction for Haiti held at Altitude on February 16, 2010 in London, England.
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