Keeping Up With Lindsay #2 (please put all Lohan news here)

[sethii]

THE SCRAM BRACELET WENT OFF BECAUSE OF THE PINK UNICORN!!!

Sad thing is, that would be accepted by the DUI worker

 

[Boomer]

^ You laugh- but Michael has a farm out on Long Island where he breeds these Pink Unicorns and then they are dropped from the black helicopters that follow Lindsay everywhere and then Sam puts them in any club Lindsay may visit to just, you know, like, hang out with her friends like any normal girl her age, OK? and then the bracelet goes off..and a waitress punches her in the face for no reason at all, and then she falls on her face leaving the club- just like any normal girl her age!! OK ??

 

[Ms.Jessie]

^ You laugh- but Michael has a farm out on Long Island where he breeds these Pink Unicorns and then they are dropped from the black helicopters that follow Lindsay everywhere and then Sam puts them in any club Lindsay may visit to just, you know, like, hang out with her friends like any normal girl her age, OK? and then the bracelet goes off..and a waitress punches her in the face for no reason at all, and then she falls on her face leaving the club- just like any normal girl her age!! OK ??

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I am fraking crying with laughter. Slayed i Boomer. I want a Lindsay stand up routine on youtube and STAT!!! LOVE IT!!

 

[sethii]

I'd like to know more about this 'leave of absence' from the DUI classes, and why that was granted given a history of poor attendance.

edit: off to Chateau Marmont for ~lunch?

 

[Boomer]

^ Previous engagement at Chateau Marmont.... God, if a girl ever needed a couple of belts...

 

[Vevi]

Lindsay has just left the court ... and when she left the building, she was SMILING when she noticed all of the cameras and paps.

the process will continue, they just have a break ... but it is soooo exhausting to watch, because it is obvious she will once again, win ... . Is she will be put behind the bars, I will be positively surprised.

 

[farou7a]

what the bloody hell - this is SUCH a LONG and boring trial which will end up with maybe an extension of alcohol ed. classes or scram bracelet days

im officially not watching it anymore. i just.. cant

 

[sethii]

Lindsay have just left the court ... and when she left the building, she was SMILING when she noticed all of the cameras and paps.

I noticed too, and she was smirking in the court room

Almost as bad as the woman who kept giggling when giving testimony.

 

[Boomer]

Here's my solution to the whole thing....When they come back from lunch, there is a new Judge on the case, and he bangs the gavel , points it at Lindsay and says "You in a world 'a trouble, girl!!!" Should get things moving...I would predict an immediate asthma attack from Lilo, with paramedics rushing her out, still clutching her pack of Parliaments...

johnnygoodtimes.com

 

[Echoes]

Ye Olde Judge made one big boo-boo. Alchie School says they got a verbal order over the phone but no follow up written court order. Anybody in business or law will tell you, "if it ain't on paper, it don't exist", so the whole bit about missed sessions might not even be relevant in a real court. No telling what it means in LaLaLand court.

 

[Echoes]

This should have been a 10 minute hearing. No need to read through all the appointments of when she did or didn't show. Hand copies of the logbook to the court, make up a calendar with the relevant dates. Doesn't matter why she didn't show on any given week. Nine weeks without an appearance, case closed, remanded to county jail for the remainder of the probation term. Bang the Gavel, Next Case.

 

[Boomer]

Here's TMZs recap- for those of you who do not have endless hours to devote to this garbage...

Judge Marsha Revel has been hearing testimony from the alcohol ed people, who admitted Lindsay violated the judge's command to attend classes at least once a week. Fact is ... at least 9 times Lindsay did not hit the mark. In fact, one witness said Lindsay was disrespectful and filled with excuses, yet for some reason officials from the Right On program never notified the judge.

The judge clearly has no patience for Lindsay and prosecutor Danette Meyers is going after LiLo with a vengeance.

They're on recess now. The hearing resumes at 1:30 PM PT (4:30 NY time)

 

[FASHIONLOVA]

this should be called let s all hate on lindsay thread.
u guys are hilarious with ur theories. as if it s gonna do anything to u if she goes free or goes to jail.
pfff, u ROCK lindsay

 

[Boomer]

^ Yup, you gotta wear a helmet around here.... And everyone hates her so much that they don't want to see her continue to waste her gifts and die a slow, tragic death...

 

[FASHIONLOVA]

i don t either but it doesn t mean am gonna be calling her all kinds of names.

that s not support, that s just being mean.
when she hasn t done anything to nobody in this thread and all there is, is a whole lot of mean comments and hate.

 

[Boomer]

No..No...I didn't just see Michael going into the courthouse...No God- please- I'm hallucinating!! I need to lie down...

 

[FASHIONLOVA]

where r u watchin all this stuff??
i wanna seeeeee

 

[Ms.Jessie]

where r u watchin all this stuff??
i wanna seeeeee

TMZ

http://www.tmz.com/

 

[McClaire]

^ the live feed is here: http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/06/lindsay-lohan-probation-violation-hearing-live-court-judge-dui/

 

[Vevi]

this should be called let s all hate on lindsay thread.
u guys are hilarious with ur theories. as if it s gonna do anything to u if she goes free or goes to jail.
pfff, u ROCK lindsay

personaly, I like Lindsay, but I want her to wake up and see what she has done to herself and her carreer. Such waste of talent. (( I don't want to see her get to the point, when there will be no way back. She is an alcoholic and she already owes a lot of money, because of her "lifestyle" ... the jail might change something, imo, if she spends there more than a few days.

On the other hand - she has to want that change, if one does not want to change, nothing will help, that is true .... well, we'll see

)))