Shock: Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Completely Drunk All The Time
Hecklerspray.com By Stuart Heritage on Friday, May 7, 2010
This is turning out to be quite the week for Lindsay Lohan. First she lands a film role and now this?
It’s a miracle. You see, in an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Lindsay Lohan claimsthat she doesn’t have any problems with d***s or alcohol or prescription medication. And that’s great. It means that, instead of being an almost-unemployable actress whose life has been ruined by an addiction to d***s and alcohol, Lindsay Lohan is simply an almost-unemployable whose life has been ruined by the fact that she’s just a bit of a wanker. That’s much better.
We can’t wait to see where this sudden upswing will take Lindsay Lohan next. Maybe she’ll mend her broken relationship with her father. Maybe she’ll find true love again. Maybe she’ll be able to walk in a straight line for more than five yards without toppling over like a gruesome wino. The sky’s the limit!
We mean it, this has been a really good week for Lindsay Lohan. Admittedly any week that doesn’t end with a car crash, an arrest, a public fight with her dad, a high-profile sacking, a botched fashion line, a humiliating Twitter outburst or the sight of her lying face-down in a puddle of dribble and vomit in the doorway of a nightclub with her knickers around her ankles is a good week for Lindsay Lohan. But, still, this week has still been pretty great.
Why? Because the trailer for her new movie Machete has been released, and it looks quite good, although that might just be because she’s only in it for about a millisecond. And it looks like Lindsay Lohan has scored another movie role, although it’s in a harrowing movie about a p*rn star who was beaten up and raped a lot and then died young. And now Lindsay Lohan has revealed that she doesn’t have a d**g or alcohol problem in an interview with Entertainment Tonight. This is shaping up to be Lindsay Lohan’s best week of all time!
Hecklerspray.com By Stuart Heritage on Friday, May 7, 2010
This is turning out to be quite the week for Lindsay Lohan. First she lands a film role and now this?
It’s a miracle. You see, in an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Lindsay Lohan claimsthat she doesn’t have any problems with d***s or alcohol or prescription medication. And that’s great. It means that, instead of being an almost-unemployable actress whose life has been ruined by an addiction to d***s and alcohol, Lindsay Lohan is simply an almost-unemployable whose life has been ruined by the fact that she’s just a bit of a wanker. That’s much better.
We can’t wait to see where this sudden upswing will take Lindsay Lohan next. Maybe she’ll mend her broken relationship with her father. Maybe she’ll find true love again. Maybe she’ll be able to walk in a straight line for more than five yards without toppling over like a gruesome wino. The sky’s the limit!
We mean it, this has been a really good week for Lindsay Lohan. Admittedly any week that doesn’t end with a car crash, an arrest, a public fight with her dad, a high-profile sacking, a botched fashion line, a humiliating Twitter outburst or the sight of her lying face-down in a puddle of dribble and vomit in the doorway of a nightclub with her knickers around her ankles is a good week for Lindsay Lohan. But, still, this week has still been pretty great.
Why? Because the trailer for her new movie Machete has been released, and it looks quite good, although that might just be because she’s only in it for about a millisecond. And it looks like Lindsay Lohan has scored another movie role, although it’s in a harrowing movie about a p*rn star who was beaten up and raped a lot and then died young. And now Lindsay Lohan has revealed that she doesn’t have a d**g or alcohol problem in an interview with Entertainment Tonight. This is shaping up to be Lindsay Lohan’s best week of all time!



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